Tuesday, 13 April 2010

The solution to airport scanning

Here is the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you .

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling, and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.
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Case Closed!
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This is so simple that it is brilliant. I can see it now: you are in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.Shortly thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers... we now have a seat available on flight number..."

8 comments:

kulak said...

I'm opposed to this on the grounds it would let through too many British policemen.

Unrepentant British Nationalist said...

Hahahaha....

Anonymous said...

Kulak........what the fuck you on about?????

Anonymous said...

Brilliant suggestion.

Anonymous said...

Brilliant,Savant,brilliant!!!

Anonymous said...

What a great plan!!

Anonymous said...

The cleaning lady would need to have a strong stomach.

George said...

It is a great idea. It reminds me of a visit to Malaysia many years ago. After de-planing, the first sign we saw read " Drug smuggling is punishable by execution." Sort of a reverse of Savants idea...