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Texas death row inmate Andre Thomas is shown in this undated handout file photo released Friday, Jan. 9, 2009 in Huntsville, Texas. Thomas, who has a history of mental problems is being treated at a prison psychiatric unit after authorities said he pulled out his only good eye and ate it. He similarly had plucked out his right eye before his trial in 2004.
He confessed to the stabbings of his estranged wife, their young son and her 13-month-old daughter in March 2004. Their hearts also had been ripped out and apparently consumed by him subsequently.
Seems like the kind of guy Micheal Martin would like to extend asylum to, doesn’t he?