Loud guffaws reverberated throughout Parasite Central in Oslo recently when the Norwegian Government offered "asylum seekers" Kr. 10,000 (€1,000 or $1200) to bugger off home. They split their sides laughing because, inbred morons though they are, they're capable of sniffing out a lousy deal when they see one. And that offer is one lousy deal. Because in Norway the lifetime benefits accruing to an "asylum" family are close to €3 million.
Here are my back of the envelope calculations.
Unemployment benefit:
€40,000 for 30 years at an assumed rate of 70% (Example: the Nigerian unemployment rate in Ireland = 66%) we have 40x30x2x0.7
Lifetime cost per two-parent family = €1,680,000
Child benefit: Breeding like rabbits they'll have at least five mini parasites. Based on Irish rates of about €1800 per annum payable for 18 years (Norway's likely to be higher) we have 2000x18x5
Lifetime cost per family = €180,000
Incarceration costs:
I'm being charitable here extrapolating from these figures in suggesting that one in two Muslim/African families will on average have one member incarcerated for a period of five years at some stage in their worthless lives. In Ireland total costs for incarcerating a prisoner run to just short of €100,000 annually. (Norway's luxury condo prisons cost probably twice that but let's be conservative). 5x100,000 /2
Lifetime cost per family = €250,000
So a family of parasites extracts from the Norwegian taxpayers over their lifetimes a total of €2,110,000.
Now you can add to that a lifetime of free medicine, free education and generous housing allowances and the total must be pushing €3 million.
No wonder they're laughing at Parasite Central. And telling the Government where to stick their €1000.
Here are my back of the envelope calculations.
Unemployment benefit:
€40,000 for 30 years at an assumed rate of 70% (Example: the Nigerian unemployment rate in Ireland = 66%) we have 40x30x2x0.7
Lifetime cost per two-parent family = €1,680,000
Child benefit: Breeding like rabbits they'll have at least five mini parasites. Based on Irish rates of about €1800 per annum payable for 18 years (Norway's likely to be higher) we have 2000x18x5
Lifetime cost per family = €180,000
Incarceration costs:
I'm being charitable here extrapolating from these figures in suggesting that one in two Muslim/African families will on average have one member incarcerated for a period of five years at some stage in their worthless lives. In Ireland total costs for incarcerating a prisoner run to just short of €100,000 annually. (Norway's luxury condo prisons cost probably twice that but let's be conservative). 5x100,000 /2
Lifetime cost per family = €250,000
So a family of parasites extracts from the Norwegian taxpayers over their lifetimes a total of €2,110,000.
Now you can add to that a lifetime of free medicine, free education and generous housing allowances and the total must be pushing €3 million.
No wonder they're laughing at Parasite Central. And telling the Government where to stick their €1000.

























