Who said?

"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest the country become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."




Cicero , 55 BC!

Conclusive proof of global warming

French soccer team 1958

French soccer team 2008

Who said?

'Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy isthe same.'

A: Oscar Wilde

Cost of Iraqi adventure

Hard to know who'll be hit worst by this. Sure as hell it won't be Bush or his cronies.

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Who said....?

“women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"

A: Billy Crytal

Limerick babies

Who said......?

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"Schizophrenia is 9 times more common in African-Caribbeans and 6 times more common in black Africans than in the white British population"

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A:Institute of Psychiatry at King's College London

Everything's fine: Bush says so

Who said...?

"About this mixing of the Kaffirs (Africans) with the Indians I must confess I feel most strongly. I think it is very unfair to the Indian population, and it is an undue tax on the proverbial patience of my countrymen."

A: Mahatma Ghandi. How about that!

MSM priorities

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Who said....?

"In multiracial societies, you don't vote in accordance with your economic interests and social interests, you vote in accordance with race and religion"

A: The 'Father' of Singapore, Lee Kwan Yew

Lego Stephen Hawking

Who said....?

It was about who really runs the schools in this country, and about how far militant Islam could go in bullying the poor, cowed, gelatinous and mentally spongiform apparatus of the British state.

A: Boris Johnson

Bush's imaginary friend

Who said....?

"And when the forbidden months have ended, slaughter the unbelievers everywhere they are found; besiege them. capture them, torture them, prepare every stratagem of warfare upon them; levy the tax upon their convsersion."

A: The "Prophet" of the Religion of Peace, in the Koran

Iraq protest

Who said...?

"Everyone wants to save the planet. Nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes"?

A: PJ O'Rourke

Sub-prime crash

Who said....?

"God loves you and I love you - and you can count on both of us.."

A: GW Bush - teaming up with The Man again.

The three stages of man

Several male readers have responded to my earlier post on the 3 stages of women's lives with a request for an equivalent male version. After much though I've decided to illustrate it by way of the animal kingdom.

1: Before Marriage

2: After Marriage

3: After divorce

Who said....?

"We can't solve the world's problems, much less import them."

A: British journalist Bruce Anderson (thanks Rob!)

Blackwater update

Who said......?

“Gary Speed has never played better, never looked fitter, never been older”

A: Bobby Robson - bless him


'You've got to be careful - you're not sure if the ball is going to bounce up or down'

A: Frank Stapleton (no, I have no idea either)

Why it's important to smile for photos!

Who Said....?

"To see and not to speak [about the impact of 3rd world immigration to Britain] would be the ultimate betrayal"

A: Enoch Powell in 1968. If only they'd listened to him

How life moves on!

Today, returned to the Island of Saints and Scholars I find myself in a reflective mood. Tempus fugit, time flies, our time here on earth is so short. I hope these pictures help you share my reflective and philosophical mood.

Who said.....?

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"We have an aging white America. They are not making babies. They are dying. The explosion is in our population. They're shitting their pants with fear. I love it!"

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A: Jose Guitterez, Professor of Political Science at the University of Texas (That's correct, the University of Texas)

Church defends revenue base - update

Your Savant has pointed out in some earlier posts, here and here, how the Curch is going to great and imaginative lengths to defend its dwindling revenue base.

Look below for what SS UberPope Benedikt has come up with. Should get the crowds streaming back and parting with their money like the good old days.



Who said... ?(1)

"Conscience is that inner voice that tells us that - someone is looking"

A: HL Menken

Who said... ?(2)

"My feeing as a Christian points me to my Lord and Saviour as a fighter.As a Christian I have a duty to my own people"

A: Adolf Hitler!! (maybe he said it to "Pope Ben" when he was in the Hitler Youth?)

Mission Accomplished in Iraq

Who Said...?

"I'm getting so old that when I dine out they ask for the money up front"

A: Woody Allen

Best sellers

Who said?

"To whom much is given, much is owed"

A: G.W. Bush - the fucker told the truth for once, even if it was by mistake

Did Prince Philip fart, or what?

Who said....?

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"Reason is the greatest enemy of faith"

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A: Martin Luther - and wasn't he dead right

Who Said?

'Behead those who say Islam is violent'?

A: Pakistani demonstrator (on a placard)

Sopranos Finale

Who Said....?

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"Faith is believing in something you know to be untrue?"

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A: Woody Allen