Today I bring you joyous tidings because Ireland can now boast of a new Wonderboy. I refer to Ibrahim Halawa, an Irish child (that's what the media call him) imprisoned in Egypt for no reason at all. His father (head of the Muslim Brotherhood in Ireland) sent him for a holiday in Egypt at the time of the army's ouster of Morsi. There he innocently walked into a mosque where it just so happened they were planning a violent counter-revolution and where on a whim he decided to publicly tear up his Irish passport while calling for the imposition of Allah's law ..... you know what kids are like. But for some reason the Egyptian police threw him in jail wherein he continues to languish to this day. This despite the frantic efforts of the Irish Government and an army of supporters here.
Now Ibrahim (though born in Egypt 'he's as Irish as any of the rest of us' according to Dublin Archbishop Diarmuid Martin) has issued an appeal (see picture) to his fellow Irishmen. In case your average Irishman might struggle with that he also sent a message in (kind of) English. "Today has finally come, my graduation day, The day i have longed for. The day my parents invested their whole lives in to see me reach..... kidnapped me from life to teach me the principles of really life" Now were I a nasty sort I would retort that you'd not graduate from an Irish college with English like that, you goat-fucking jihadi sand-nigger. But instead I'll accentuate the positive. And boy are there positives! Miracles in fact.
Now Ibrahim (though born in Egypt 'he's as Irish as any of the rest of us' according to Dublin Archbishop Diarmuid Martin) has issued an appeal (see picture) to his fellow Irishmen. In case your average Irishman might struggle with that he also sent a message in (kind of) English. "Today has finally come, my graduation day, The day i have longed for. The day my parents invested their whole lives in to see me reach..... kidnapped me from life to teach me the principles of really life" Now were I a nasty sort I would retort that you'd not graduate from an Irish college with English like that, you goat-fucking jihadi sand-nigger. But instead I'll accentuate the positive. And boy are there positives! Miracles in fact.
First he's been on hunger strike for well over a year, beating the previous record (according to Wikipedia) by several months. Not only surviving but looking hale and hearty!
Then there's his ability to grow a full head of hair and a beard overnight! Yes, Ibrahim told the media that the brutal police shave his head and beard every day. Yet as you can see they've miraculously regrown within hours.
And look at his hands. Don't they look just fine? Yet apparently the police not so long ago pumped bullets into them and for good measure crushed them with concrete blocks. And did you know he had all his teeth knocked out? Yes, but as you can see they've miraculously regrown.
Now here's the most amazing fact of all. In his message he tells us that his sleeping area is a mere 35 square centimetres. That's less than six square inches, for fuck sake. How cruel is that!
Yet he survives and indeed thrives.
Truly Allah is akbar.
Truly Allah is akbar.








