Happy days, a cause for celebration. We sup yet again from the chalice of diversity because a 34 stone (240 kilo) Turkish land-whale in Germany has given birth to a 13 pound (6 kilo) monster which she has suitably named Jihad (Holy War). Can't you just see it in a few years time, mother sticking bloated head of the window and calling 'Holy War, your dinner is ready'. So very Germanic. He'll fit right into the multicultural paradise of the New Germany.
The land-whale reminds me of this creature who I described as "just following the dictates of her Darwinian script and at taxpayer expense eats, drinks, breeds and defecates, wallowing in the putrescence of her chosen state."
But there is an upside to this development as the case has - surprisingly - been afforded extensive coverage in the German media. And what could better exemplify the catastrophe that is multiculturalism than seeing their taxes showered on a bloated, semi-literate free-loader and her 13 other children, a free-loader so culturally deaf as to name one of her turdlers after the people blowing up the taxpayers' country?
Andreas, a German reader of this blog tells me that reader comments in the local media are almost universally hostile while the number of deleted comments bears mute testimony to the public's feelings.
I close with one question: Did the father of Jihad inseminate the birthing unit by using a fire hose? If not, how?