As every schoolboy know, Jews have been to the forefront of civil rights, diversity and Affirmative Action from Day 1. The ACLU, $PLC and various other Jewish pressure groups have assiduously examined employment statistics and developed complex mathematical formulae to determine each ethnic grouping's appropriate representational level.
But never for themselves.
And this of course is entirely attributable to the legendary altruistic, selfless pursuit of the common good that we've come to associate with Jews. The worry themselves sick about justice for blacks, Muslims, lesbians, Hispanics, but never for themselves.
Well dammit, if they won't do it for themselves then I will! And I'm starting here and now. Common justice demands it. They have waited, mute but hopeful, for long enough. So here's my plan. As for every other minority an examination of Jewish representation will be undertaken at all our enterprises and institutions, and, applying the prevailing formulations, the appropriate Jewish representation level will be calculated.
As a broad guide for AA and diversity purposes we can assume that in Western countries they make up 1% of the population. Ok, I know, it's less than that. But let's give them the benefit of the doubt. Oy vey, they've suffered enough already.
So for example the US Senate should have at least one Jewish Senator at all times. It's only fair. And banking too. Every ten years or so a Jew should be appointed to head up a major bank. And they'd be entitled to a few in the higher ranks of theHeBeBC BBC as well. In any event I think we should find out the figures. And if there are fewer (or in the unlikely event of there being more) the correct quota - as calculated by existing methods - should be applied. Same with academia, in fact everywhere.
To my Jewish friends and colleagues I say I'm not looking for your thanks or plaudits. Just like with you, my sense of fair play dictates my actions. And I'm sure we all can look forward to the day when representation fully and accurately reflect the ethnic mix of our communities.
Agreed?
But never for themselves.
And this of course is entirely attributable to the legendary altruistic, selfless pursuit of the common good that we've come to associate with Jews. The worry themselves sick about justice for blacks, Muslims, lesbians, Hispanics, but never for themselves.
Well dammit, if they won't do it for themselves then I will! And I'm starting here and now. Common justice demands it. They have waited, mute but hopeful, for long enough. So here's my plan. As for every other minority an examination of Jewish representation will be undertaken at all our enterprises and institutions, and, applying the prevailing formulations, the appropriate Jewish representation level will be calculated.
As a broad guide for AA and diversity purposes we can assume that in Western countries they make up 1% of the population. Ok, I know, it's less than that. But let's give them the benefit of the doubt. Oy vey, they've suffered enough already.
So for example the US Senate should have at least one Jewish Senator at all times. It's only fair. And banking too. Every ten years or so a Jew should be appointed to head up a major bank. And they'd be entitled to a few in the higher ranks of the
To my Jewish friends and colleagues I say I'm not looking for your thanks or plaudits. Just like with you, my sense of fair play dictates my actions. And I'm sure we all can look forward to the day when representation fully and accurately reflect the ethnic mix of our communities.
Agreed?









