Thursday, 2 October 2014

Every cloud has a silver (and virus proof) lining

I see that the ebola virus has come to the USA courtesy of a Liberian visitor, over to meet his friends among the 10,000 strong Liberian 'community' in Dallas. Given Ireland's similarly enriched demographics we can confidently expect its arrival here in due course.

But in the finest entrepreneurial traditions I'm turning a disaster into an opportunity.  How?  By providing my own line of hazmat suits.  I'm now offering an exciting product range with a suit for for everybody. A suit that suits!

() A range of attractive colours, including a lovely pink ensemble for the ladies

() No more agonising 'do those boots match my suit' thanks to our carefully formulated range of pre-matched combinations

() At a small additional cost we offer a zip fly-opener for the gentlemen

() And finally, for the flatulent, an extractor vent is offered as a pre-installed option.

Note: A number of previously-worn suits can also be had at a steep discount.

And now that Halloween is almost upon us what better way to surprise your friends and neighbours when you go for trick or treat than in one of our customised hazmats?

Yes, looks like everyone's a winner with this latest gift from the Dark Continent.


Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

White family attacked in South Africa.

Sid said...

"there is no such thing as an ethnic Briton, that is the language of racism, not of politics" says a traitorous leftist,talking about Nick Griffins expulsion from the BNP, in the increasingly Culturally Marxist Telegraph .

2,000+ commenters largely disagree.....

Anonymous said...

Connor Galt

When it is all done and said this is a white problem. Don't blame it on blacks, Jews, Hispanics, or liberals. They are symptoms of the plague, not its cause. All this is caused by our loss of the Will to Power. Liberalism does to a nation what AIDS does to a body. A healthy nation would not succumb to what will destroy a liberal infested nation just as an AIDS ridden body cannot fight off infections that would be killed easily by a healthy body. Liberalism may be the disease but the loss of our Will to Power invited the pathogen in. Regain the Will to Power and the future is infinite for us as a people.

Anonymous said...

Definitely a must have for the Western multicultural wardrobe.

Do they come in real woman sizes - say a Lady Savant +?

For the Muslim women - the suit could feature a hajib like profile. It could be draped to stylishly frame the breathing apparatus.

Iron Felix said...

Depend upon it, when there is an outbreak of Ebola here, just as there has been a steep climb in tuberculosis, HIV, and STV's various, the finest minds in the country will be utterly at a loss as to how it could possibly have happened.

Anonymous said...

Got one that resembles a burka for the muzzies? Cash in on them too!

Anonymous said...

Got one that resembles a burka for the muzzies? Cash in on them too!

Anonymous said...

If ebola isn't the excuse for getting rid of apes from human lands, there never will be one.

Dan said...

Fuel Air Bomb! Yeeeeaasrrtgghh! By Jaysuz.

Californian said...

Regain the Will to Power and the future is infinite for us as a people.


James said...

This cadre of highly trained specialists in torture and murder passed over a reign of terror which was largely ignored by the rest of the world, because the journalists covering the Spanish War, Ernest Hemingway and many others, were themselves sympathetic to the Communists and they sought only to discredit the Spanish patriots, the "Fascists" as they contemptuously termed them.

The Rosenberg murder teams were called "World Revolutionary Movement Purification Squads." Their "purification" consisted mainly of massacres of priests, nuns, choirboys and women and children as is so well described in the Book of Esther and the occasion of the Jewish celebration of the Feast of Purim.

Arthur Bryant, in his well-documented "Communist Atrocities in Spain", tells of one murder squad which went to the Dominican Convent in Barcelona and informed the Mother Superior that "because of possible mob violence" the nuns should accompany the squad to a place of safety. They were then taken to the suburbs and murdered.

Their Japanese leader commented, "We needed the building. We didn't want to muss it up before we occupied it."

--Eustace Mullins

Hollywood plans to make a movie based on this. They make lots of movies 'based on the truth'.

Anonymous said...

Muslims are deeply anti-white and anti-Christian I have found.

Just give them an excuse and they'll go nuts.

Works every time.

Anonymous said...

Who is this Banksy merchant ?

Anti racist art work labelled racist by Jobs worth councillors Guardian art critic not happy LOL

Maybe this merchant should have used red and grey squirrels in his depiction of dour England. Swallows are not an exotic green and avian species do not 'integrate' like dogs do.

'Humans' that miscegenate across the race barrier are dogs!

lemmyhead said...

() A range of attractive colours, including a lovely pink ensemble for the ladies.

I wish to complain about this description. It is sexist and as a man with no balls and still a virgin I feel my feminist friends (who have never put out for me) will find this offensive. I think you should also add LBGT to the description.

Anonymous said...

Is the Ebola infected Liberian a bio-terrorist or just borderline retarded?

eah said...

Apparently info exists suggestion the Ebola guy from Liberia who's now in Dallas knew he had the disease but made the trip anyway -- potentially exposing dozens if not hundreds directly, and who knows how many indirectly.

Now the question: if they manage to cure him, will he be sent back?

Not to mention his medical costs, which will no doubt run into the hundreds of thousands, if not more.

Wyowanderer said...

The average IQ of a Liberian is 68, so yes, he could very well be borderline retarded.

Anonymous said...

Hazmat suits are racist.

eah said...

In record time! Or almost record time. The Ebola version of the 'fears backlash' article has appeared:

African immigrants worry about backlash from U.S. Ebola case

They really should automate that process so an appropriate 'fears backlash' article can appear almost immediately.

Many of the comments are scathing.

AnalogMan said...

eah: African immigrants worry about backlash.

Excellent. If this thing really takes off, and I know the chances are small, but if it does, this could be a black swan event. Imagine if the black plague were to be universally feared as a, well, black plague. Xenophobia on steroids as the norm.

I can dream, can't I?

AnalogMan said...

Timing is everything. Via Drudge -

Dallas Weekly Wins Most Poorly Timed Cover Of Year

Courtesy of Ben Shapiro's Truth Revolt. Oh, my!

SummerInTheCity said...

in Hungary, yes - because Mexico is a beacon of corruption-free democracy - as are Detroit, Alabama etc