I was interested to learn from Uncle Nasty the extent to which the figures for Jewish deaths in Auschwitz have progressively declined, but was unaware of the impact on the Polish economy. You see as the numbers spiral downwards and and ethnicities added almost on a daily basis, the local plaque industry has received a massive boost. Factories work round the clock while the cobbled streets of Krakow resound to the thunder of trucks, groaning under the weight of latest release plaques, heading off for gas chamber country.
Being a thought leader in the automation of business systems I decided to lend a hand. Called out to one of the local factories to meet Supply Chain Director Pytr Cszjwvznpzswjski, who, I noticed, was studying a document entitled 'Latest Revised Estimates For Auschwitz Casualties And The Impact On Reparation Payments'. Put it to him that just reacting to the latest figures was poor business practise, that planning based on the downward trajectory would enable a more regularised production and distribution environment.
Inadvertently I had wounded his professional pride. 'We have' he responded indignantly, 'done exactly that. 'These' he added, handing me a bundle of papers, 'represent our designs for the next four years.' Flicking to the last one I read Auschwitz Work Camp. In this camp, according to Red Cross figures, 74,000 assorted jews, gypsies, communists, sexual deviants and others died during the course of World War II.
I also noticed in small writing underneath If your interest is in death camp porn and/or reparations, our sister companies in Russia and Ukraine offer tours of camps where tens of million died. Contact details at the main office.
So at least there's one bit of good news on Poland's economy.
Being a thought leader in the automation of business systems I decided to lend a hand. Called out to one of the local factories to meet Supply Chain Director Pytr Cszjwvznpzswjski, who, I noticed, was studying a document entitled 'Latest Revised Estimates For Auschwitz Casualties And The Impact On Reparation Payments'. Put it to him that just reacting to the latest figures was poor business practise, that planning based on the downward trajectory would enable a more regularised production and distribution environment.
Inadvertently I had wounded his professional pride. 'We have' he responded indignantly, 'done exactly that. 'These' he added, handing me a bundle of papers, 'represent our designs for the next four years.' Flicking to the last one I read Auschwitz Work Camp. In this camp, according to Red Cross figures, 74,000 assorted jews, gypsies, communists, sexual deviants and others died during the course of World War II.
I also noticed in small writing underneath If your interest is in death camp porn and/or reparations, our sister companies in Russia and Ukraine offer tours of camps where tens of million died. Contact details at the main office.
So at least there's one bit of good news on Poland's economy.