Monday, 11 February 2013

Pope Ben resigns

I've never been a fan of him, the Vatican, or the Catholic Church in general, but with my awakening comes a realisation that his being a white Christian calls for a little solidarity on my part. But this post is an opportunity to explore, with your kind help, something that has intrigued me for years. Not exactly of profound or strategic importance I know, but I must ask: What happens when he urgently needs to take a dump?

Think about it.  Look at those layers of clothing, from the top hat on down. Surely no self-respecting Pope would perform his ablutions with that on?  Then there are layers of cloaks and vesty things of every kind, none of which look to be easily discarded.  All underpinned by the papish underwear which we can reasonably assume to be not of the Speedo variety.

The problem is compounded by the urgent and unpredictable nature of bowel movements in the elderly.  Remember also that his sphincter, the controller of last resort, will have come in for a lot of attention during all those years in the monastery, so must be in rag order.

Maybe sometime we'll see future Popes decked out in a fetching  shade of Papal Brown?


Uncle Shlomo said...

We Davidovitch Cohens are very proud of our pure Anglo-Saxon roots which we trace all the way back to the Battle of Waterloo in 1066 during the Wars of the Red Roses already.

But as a committed white nationalist and pure Aryan ubermenschen I don't see why the next Pope shouldn't be a Jew.

Oy vey, if the Archbishop of Canterbury can be a Jew then why not the Pope? If the Justice Minister can be a Jew then why not the Pope?

What harm can it do really? None, izn't it? These Khazar boys are harmless already though those sephardis and mizrahis are pure filth and no better than Arab dogs, the sons of bitches!!

Just like the schwarzes, most of them are OK you know, just a few bad apples like some porch monkeys who give the rest a bad name. They make good babyfathers and porn films so what's not to like?

It's the whites I don't care for. Men are lazy, hopeless losers and the chiksas dirty sluts who juz want schwarzer shlong all the time.

As a white nationalist I say let's cull the whites, there's too many of them already. What's the use of a goy when it comes to it? Zilch! Drek mit leber!

Anyway goys, I mean guys, here's to the new Jewish Pope. Fair play to him or her.

Dan said...

There's a good chance they will elect a black as Pope.

Someone called Turkson.

Dan said...

Pope Mehmet Izazulu Davidovich the First.

Keiser said...

Nasa equips the robes with spacesuit waste management systems, apparently

Anonymous said...

Christ, I was raised a Catholic and likr you I take no part any more. Unlike you however I will not attack myself by attacking him. Christianity is under attack from all quarters and you as a "nationalist" think it is fine to do the same. Catholic. Protestant. Methodist. I don't care. I will support them all. Unlike you. Can you start to think more deeply about your posts? Are you tied up in a joos cellar while the joo makes your posts for you? It's starting to look that way. I'm heading for the door, it's a pity as you were once someone who was making a difference.

Anonymous said...

I hope we don't get a black pope..... where will they fit a basketball court, chicken shack, rib-joint, and Mc Donalds at the Vatican?

Anonymous said...

I need to lie down in a dark room
Paris Claims

The truth will out said...

(1 of 2)
As Uncle Shlomo wisely pointed out.

Do bears shit in the woods?
Is the Archbishop of Canterbury jewish?

Here's something I dug up the other day that really helps throw some light on the not so openly declared war on Christianity, completed and finalised with the Vatican II council's reformations.
Bet you'll find some of nastiest's family involved in that takeover.

Please take a moment it's well worth reading:

Here are some words out of the mouths or pens of the Talmudists themselves on the subject taken from speeches at a B'nai B'rith (Jews only masonic lodge) Convention held in Paris, France in Feb., 1936 as published in "Le Reveil du Peuple," a Parisian weekly:

"As long as there remains among the Gentiles any moral conception of the social order, and until all faith, patriotism, and dignity are uprooted, our reign over the world shall not come."

"We have already fulfilled part of our work, but we cannot yet claim that the whole of our work is done. We have still a long way to go before we can overthrow our main opponent; the Catholic Church...."

"We must always bear in mind that the Catholic Church is the only institution which has stood, and which will, as long as it remains in existence, stand in our way. The Catholic Church, with her methodical work and her edifying and moral teachings, will always keep her children in such a state of mind, as to make them too self-respecting to yield to our domination, and to bow before our future King of Israel...."

"That is why we have been striving to discover the best way of shaking the Catholic Church to her very foundations. We have spread the spirit of revolt and false liberalism among the nations of the gentiles so as to persuade them away from their faith and even to make them ashamed of professing the precepts of their Religion and obeying the commands of their Church. We have brought many of them to boast of being atheists, and more than that, to glory in being descendants of the ape! We have given them new theories, impossible of realization, such as Communism, Anarchism, and Socialism, which are now serving our purpose....The stupid Gentiles have accepted them with the greatest enthusiasm, without realizing that those theories are ours, and that they constitute our most powerful instrument against themselves...."

The truth will out said...

(2 of 2)

"We have blackened the Catholic Church with the most ignominious calumnies, we have stained her history and disgraced even her noblest activities. We have imputed to her the wrongs of her enemies, and have thus brought these latter to stand more closely by our side.... So much so, that we are now witnessing, to our greatest satisfaction, rebellions against the Church in several countries.... We have turned her clergy into objects of hatred and ridicule, we have subjected them to the contempt of the crowd... We have caused the practice of the Catholic Religion to be considered out of date and a mere waste of time...."

"We have induced some of our children to join the Catholic body, with the explicit intimation that they should work in a still more efficient way for the disintegration of the Catholic Church, by creating scandals within her."

"We are the Fathers of all Revolutions-even of those which sometimes happen to turn against us. We are the supreme Masters of Peace and War. We can boast of being the creators of the REFORMATION! Calvin was one of our Children; he was of Jewish descent, and was trusted by Jewish authority and encouraged with Jewish finance to draft his scheme in the Reformation."

"Martin Luther yielded to the influence of his Jewish friends, and again, by Jewish authority and with Jewish finance, his plot against the Catholic Church met with success...."

"Thanks to our propaganda, to our theories of Liberalism and to our misrepresentations of Freedom, the minds of many among the Gentiles were ready to welcome the Reformation. They separated from the Church to fall into our snare. And thus the Catholic Church has been very sensibly weakened, and her authority over the Kings of the Gentiles has been reduced almost to naught...."

"We are grateful to Protestants for their loyalty to our wishes-although most of them are, in the sincerity of their faith, unaware of their loyalty to us. We are grateful to them for the wonderful help they are giving in our fight against the stronghold of Christian Civilization, and in our preparations for the advent of our supremacy over the whole world and over the Kingdoms of the Gentiles."

"But the Catholic Church is still alive..."

"We must destroy her without the least delay and without the slightest mercy. Most of the Press in the world is under our Control; let us therefore encourage in a still more violent way the hatred of world against the Catholic Church."

The above should suffice to show anyone the real origins of Vatican II, which converted most of the Church into just another protesting sect. Protesting against itself.

Anonymous said...


Will Next Pope Be Non-Western (African or Mestizo)?


Shaunantijihad said...

Jesus Savant, your article is completely off topic to my post! Get on track will you!

I don't see what this Pope has to to with the marvellous Dr Viossy's take on Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, I really don't, but you may as well keep the article up for old times' sake eh...

(Now that's an "off-topic" chutzpa style, hehe)

dave said...

In fairness Savant, you're not afraid to ask the tough questions.

dave said...

'Coming from abroad and getting your benefits'

Good god!

And they tell us the economy needs immigrants.

Corky the Cat said...

Your infantile blog could have been penned by a hasbara, Savant.

Sneering at the Pope. Your Jewish friends will be pleased with you.

Anonymous said...

I dont understand the point of this post, you could attack him for his softness on liberals or whatever but you attack him in a silly and as Corky says infantile manner.

The truth will out said...

Juwes hate only 2 things more than Hitler.

That's Jesus Christ, his lessons given to us and all his followers and all other Goyim on Earth.

Anonymous said...

If the next pope is black,what will he be called?Tyrone LaShawn da first.

Anonymous said...

The politically correct, NUJ-controlled hacks of the MSM are already pushing the line that the next Pope could be a black.

Whites meet your new masters.

More about the NUJ (the journalists closed-shop trade union) and who runs it:

Dan said...

SavhS as good as told us all he's jew friendly.

Didnt anyone but Mary get that? Doesn't the rat smell?

Dan said...

As soon as the cardinals install a Niggger Pope a whole lot of Christians are going to find their submerged white identity.

Anonymous said...

Christianity is under attack from all quarters and you as a "nationalist" think it is fine to do the same. Catholic. Protestant. Methodist. I don't care. I will support them all. Unlike you.

Every major denomination supports white genocide.

Just like you.

Anonymous said...

does the pope .or ex popes masturbate

Roem said...

Don't loose sight of the main target Savant. By attacking the Pope you're playing the game of the joos who hate him, his Church and by extension you and the rest of us.

Do not play their game.

Rob said...

does the pope .or ex popes masturbate

I don't think the ex-Popes would be up to it, somehow. Being dead does that to you.

Uncle Nasty said...

Savant, there is something weird going on with your site. This post, an hour ago, was your latest post.

Twenty minutes ago, another thread was posted after this one, further to the same subject -- Catholicism, the Pope etc..

One minute ago, the newer thread vanished and this one moved back up into first place.

Are you being hacked?


Doug said...

You don't know about the escape hatch in the back?

SAVANT said...

UN, thanks for the heads-up. In fact, in this instance at least, there's an innocent explanation. I had inadvertantly published the post before I had finished it. SO I took it down for about 15 minutes and then reposted the finished article.

Dave C said...

"Dan said...
There's a good chance they will elect a black as Pope.
Someone called Turkson."

According to St. Malachys predictions the last Pope was to be a black Pope. What age is Turkson?

Corkonian said...

I don't think the ex-Popes would be up to it, somehow. Being dead does that to you.

Never looked at it that way Rob, but you're right. You're right!

Noachideous said...

The Kabballah and Gematria of "Christmas"

In the calculus of the jews, the Gematria of JC equates to 10 + 3.

13 was certainly unlucky for Jesus.

Is it simple coincidence that "Christmas" is celebrated on 25 12 or 10 + 3 ?

Have these 'jews' rendered every innocent thing.....Filth ?

Why was Jochen Peiper wearing a placard that displays the number of letters, 42, in the jewish god's name......apparently.

Anonymous said...

Savant. Whats happened? You're a White man but your starting sound like that little jew NU. Please get back on track.

Anonymous said...

If the next pope is black..the White nuns are fucked.

eleos said...

Noachideous, spare us the numerology crap. You can get any group of numbers to add up to anything you want.

Total Bollocks.

Anonymous said...

Okay. So, I am to assume that the Pope has skid marks on his under vestments.

Anonymous said...


I'm very, very disappointed in you; you're MUCH better than this. I haven't read a more sophomoric article in months. Not the kind of distinction you should be seeking, dear friend.

For your information, Joseph Ratzinger was never in a monastery. The horrid implications you make are nauseating in the extreme, worthy of a rabid RC-hating Manhattan Jew. Is this the kind of intellectual company you want? For goodness sake, delete this atrocious article before you disgrace yourself further.

All the best to you, all things considered -

(formerly) Windy City Irish Pollack

P.S. I read this article after my first response to your previous article. I mean no disrepect, Savant, and I know you are a man of high ideals and I love your blog. But some things are best left unsaid; this is one of those times. All the best!!

Anonymous said...

Any credible reference for this? sounds a bit over the top "even for Jews"

SAVANT said...

I mean no disrepect, Savant, and I know you are a man of high ideals and I love your blog. But some things are best left unsaid; this is one of those times. All the best!!

WC Irish Pollack. No problem, mate, no offence taken. But it's not my way to take the 'party line' on anything. Goes against the grain. And if Manhatten Jews feel that way, and I accept that they do, well that's just something we agree on.

'some things are best left unsaid'...well, maybe. But again it's this kind of thinking that got people enmeshed in The Matrix, and more important, keeps them there.

blawger said...

lOL I love it,you really made me laugh on a lousy wet day. (Thanks)

lookaroundu said...

They're going to make a movie on the life of Pope Benedikt.

He's going to be played by Morgan Freeman.

Noachideous Ben Dover said...

May the Light of a Keltic Moon rest gently upon you Sir.

The bombing of Dresden commenced on a the Kosher morn. of Feb 13 1945.

Hau wood the Rabbid interpret the numerological mischief that initiated a Holocaust upon a largely civilian Goyische city ?

The date represented in numbers is as follows. 2 13 1945

Or 2 4 99

or 2 4 18

or 24 18
or 42.

Now the jewish messiah "mashiach ben david" is represented by the number 424. The numbers 24 and 42 are separated by the number 18, chai or life........

As suggested earlier life for the 'jews' is a function of the betrayal and death of every one else, and their memory.

In this way, where a lie is the only word spoken and heard, the lie becomes the 'truth'.

Such is the macabre 'beauty' of Judaism.

None should wittingly seek to appease these jews. Such behaviour is filthe, accursed and shames our ancestors who did not, then, know they were deceived. They do know now and constitute an army of the Dead.

The jews are demonstrably no friend of the Goyim, except perhaps for the rarest of exception.

AnalogMan said...

So, Ben, what you're saying is that Deep Thought, the supercomputer in the Hitchhiker's Guide, was correct, and the answer to the question of "life, the universe and everything" really is 42?

Ben said...

The answer to everything is to remember the holocaust of the 6 million derived of Kabballah and the number 42.

42 + 24 = 6 000 000 or 66

If they're lying about the holocaust then what else ?

Their kind swarmed across the battlefields of WW1 and 2 to pick over the bodies and nations of the dead on both sides for valuables and punitive retribution for not venerating the jews as god.

And we let these predators and perpetraitors 'educate' our young with this narcissistic numerological Filth ? in 'schools' as if it were verifiable truth. ?

They rightly fear their G-d Saturn, of whom they claim to be "Chosen", because they rape his daughter with every flicker of their forked tongues.

In 'winning' the war of 1939 - 45 the "Allies" defeated themselves.

So it is with this 'war on terror'

Anonymous said...

The Story was broken by Veterans Today in the USA, that the Pope was stepping down because the Vatican was to release Archives from the Holocaust/Hoax, and it would discredit the mainstream as it exists today as a total fraud.

ie 6 million killed in a 3 car, Garage sized Vented room by use of bug spray.

It also showed war crimes committed against the Germans, who defended their nation from Communist Jews hell bent on bringing a Marxist Revolution To Germany.