Thursday, 31 January 2013

Black History Month 2013

How time flies! Seems no time since we were last celebrating this event.  Well, some of us were celebrating. Too many of us were sneering and denigrating the real accomplishments of blacks. Although of course there's really only one race - the human race.

Anyway, to throw the mockery back in the faces of those small-minded people I have decided to catalogue all those achievements under the following seven classifications:

1. Maths
2. Physics
4. Chemistry
5. Quantum Mechanics
6. Engineering
7. Computer Technology

Achievements:






















































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101 comments:

Anonymous said...

You sure are racist. What about these great black men :-
John Yogi Bear invented Television BLACK
Timmm Burning Tree invented the internet. BLACK
Gummo Macaroni invented radio. BLACK
Travon Edison loads of shit. BLACK
Aleeeeeeeeexzander Trayvon Belllll
invented the telephone. BLACK.
In fact all you crackers done is invent peanut butter!

Rastus said...

Blacks in Africa invented the club. Bet you never knew that.

Keiser said...

For all of you that enjoy mythology
as part of Black History second...

Heeeere's....

Black Invention Myths
http://irateirishman.com/blog/?page_id=432

Dan said...

Blackvent.

It's like Advent, but it ends with a whimper.

Dan said...

MLK invented Freedom!

Dan said...

What about Avionics?

They were flying around in Pharoah Planes.

Anonymous said...

Notice how there is no copper wire strung over Afrika before the white man arrived?

Why is that?

It is vecause afrika was using wireless communication invented by the black man.

Anonymous said...

The Supersoaker Lonnie Johnson (inventor) was invented by a black man.

He has the same surname as the guy who introduced the African tradition of slavery to the colonies. I wonder were they related?

Stackridge said...

With the help of traitors within, 20,000 hostile Somalis have succeeded in colonising a large, previously all-white, part of Bristol, driving out thousands of long-standing white residents.

Same thing's happening in plenty of other British cities and towns.

Anonymous said...

What about White history month?Dats racis.

Anonymous said...

D'ont forget the Tuskegee airmen.They won the second world war.I saw a movie about it.

Uncle Nasty said...

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I must say, Savant, I am surprised that you did not include astrophysics and off-earth exploration.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/9573163.stm

http://inhabitat.com/engineers-in-africa-are-building-a-space-shuttle-in-their-garden/african-space-research-programme-wiring/

http://www.facebook.com/pages/African-Space-Research-Programme/273121172730184

And to close off, I include Eric Idle's paean to the universe ...

http://batlyrics.com/galaxy_song-lyrics-eric_idle.html

Enjoy ...

UN
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Anonymous said...

Rastus. Blacks invented the club then killed two hundred Brazilians in one.

Anonymous said...

Brilliant post.
But what about the category of language contritutions? Blacks have surely enriched the English language with their favorite word "motherf*cker."

Franz said...

Let us never forget the space mysteries of Namibia:

The alien gods must be crazy! Space ball falls out of the sky, drops on Namibia.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/the-alien-gods-must-be-crazy-space-ball-falls-out-the-sky-drops-on-namibia/story-fn5fsgyc-1226228983568

nastiestuncle said...

My favourite African invention is jenkem, which is fermented shit and piss, the gas of which is inhaled for a high out of this world.

When you're feeling pissed off, it's the shit.

Kruger said...

What about the Nigerian space program? I'm serious!

Admittedly it's a Chinese satellite and a Russian rocket but still it's a Nigerian Space Program. They paid for it.

Anonymous said...

I have to poop.

Anonymous said...

I have to poop.

Anonymous said...

At least, give them some credit for trying to imitate the Wright Brothers a century later ... HERE.

... and this was a serious television news story on one of Kenya's top "aeronautical engineers"!!

Next comes the development of space rocket engineering in about 5000 years.

katana said...

Savant wrote:
Anyway, to throw the mockery back in the faces of those small-minded people I have decided to catalogue all those achievements under the following seven classifications:

1. Maths
2. Physics
4. Chemistry
5. Quantum Mechanics
6. Engineering
7. Computer Technology

Achievements:




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Savant, Savant ... despite your polymathical mastery of so much you just haven't done your homework! Let's pick the first on you list, shall we?

1. Maths

Foundational breakthrough made tens of thousands years ago in darkest Africa [believed to be in what is now known as the Congo in an area occupied by a small tribe] when the concept of counting the fingers on one hand blossomed forth. This was quickly (about a thousand years later) followed by a tour-de-force achievement when it dawned on the negro mind that the fingers on both hands could be used. This unimaginable doubling of counting ability led to explosive growths in all fields of negro endeavor, with the 'high five' becoming passe among the 'educated' who had moved on to the 'high ten'!

Needless to say, success breeds success, and it wasn't that long (actually several thousand years later — a mere blink of the eye by high African standards) until a brilliant African doctor, according to legend, was one morning counting his fingers in his makeshift bed when his gaze shifted from his hands and his feet came into focus. Astute readers can guess the rest! Yes, those 'ten little niggers' down there were now among the counted!

Yes, admittedly, this further paradigm doubling of counting ability was greatly resisted by many ordinary negros as some kind of witchcraft, but it was taken up by the elite, and its power used most wisely.

But wait, there is one more thing! Hiding in plain sight there was an undiscovered 'digit' waiting for its turn to be noticed! (Ladies, I hear you, but you have to face facts! It's what makes the male negro such a superior being.)

So there we have it! The origin of mathematics, arguably the foundation of all other science and technology, all from blacks! I'll end by telling readers that the old saying in science about 'standing on the shoulders of giants' didn't start out like that. No, no, it was 'Standing on the shoulders of Pygmies'!

PS: There are rumors about, that one of Hollywoods' big-shot directors, maybe a Spielberg or a Goldstein, will produce a blockbuster movie of this unsung story. Morgan Freeman has been tipped to play the doctor while some hunk of a black 'stallion' will play the role of the discoverer of the magic 21, with the help of a blonde bombshell!! Math nerds rejoice!

Anonymous said...

I just came upon this blog and cant believe how racist it is. Blacks have invented so many things I don't know where to begin.

Well let's see, they invented cornbread, family size fried chicken.. um, they invented the pyramids and they invented Africa.. and Black history month too and so many other things that are never remembered so have some respect

Anonymous said...

savant,in honor of black history month i broke into my neighbors trunk and stole his spare tire then we proceded to our friendly neighborhood Arab liquor store and robbed it at gunpoint,then we went by the local high school and masturbated in front of a group of white teen girls waiting for a bus and then the day still young we went into various hallways of apt, building and vandilised their mail boxes and then took a piss and a dump on the floor of same and last but not least we got our gun hidden in a drain pipe and blew away one of the kids from our school because he showed intellectual promise and in doing so was acting white,wish this feeling like christmas could last all year long,,John old rtd chicago copper.

Anonymous said...

Where's No 3?
Paris Claims

Shaunantijihad said...

If that is so, then what a worthless race must be the race that is enriched by them!

If the major parties and media keep telling us we are to be enriched by Somalians, Congolese et al, then what does that tell you about what they think of us?

It follows that what they must be saying, is that they think we are more worthless than the useless shit of Africa and Pakistan.

Heraclitus said...

katana, you joke, and do it brilliantly.

But the sad fact is that your parody is closer to reality than even you imagine. I have read guff that is not that far from what you write here. and it's meant to be taken seriously.

has-been said...

Just one thing I disagree with katana on the future Morgan Freeman movie. The 'blonde bombshell' will not be a maths nerd. Dat kinda ting be reserved for blacks.

Ogwambi Rastus O'Flaherty said...

Typical white man racist mentality keeping a brother down.

Well it's been proven by some jewish professor and made its way into our school curriculum that the IQ test was geared towards the white Aryan Europeans.
(if we can totally ignore Chinese and Japanese IQ results for a moment...)
This is racist and your list merely confirms that.

How about some achievements that focus on the cognitive and physical traits that blacks have been know for and especially excel at?

Running away from lions for a really long time?
Mo Farah demonstrates this superiority.

Obtaining wealth with little or no effort that mere whitey has to undertake a prolonged course of working and saving money.

Theft, yes whitey too partakes in this skill, but no one does it better more effortlessly than a brother.

Inventing them too.
Car Jacking
Breaking and entering but also raping and murdering occupants also

Shooting people dead for looking at them funny.

Hanging around street corners with the sole purpose of intimidating old ladies.

House price reduction for high value real estate boroughs, blacks can drop the value of a house quicker than the blink of an eye once they move into a neighbourhood, white people conversely increase house prices by moving into one...think about that one eh.

Taking the host nation language and instantly developing it, improving on it (i.e. ebonics)...g'nome saying muthafuckas?

Gang rape, sure whitey had some practice at this but we're not only the originators but we've perfected it to a fine art and took it to a new level in 2013.

Dancing!
White people can't dance, no higher expression than jumping around and moving rhythmically.

Welfare system
We sure didn't invent it but we sure is the beneficiaries of it

To cut this list short, Kentucky chicken buckets don't eat themselves, for my last demonstration of our superiority...
Black folks ain't got no hangups like whitey when it comes to sticking it to the juwes
et voici
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaTQQ2ZteZc

These are just some of them and clearly you white folk don't know the first thing about about nuttin' not never fools.
Fo sho!

Anonymous said...

It is black hitry month so let me start by mentioning who did . What an inspiration!

Anonymous said...

Kwanzaa was invented by a black Pnther. (do they count as blacks though?)

Keiser said...

@Anonymous
1 February 2013 04:30

"um, they invented the pyramids"
Don't even joke about that :-)
We all know that some Semitic or Phoenician types from around the Mediterranean "did" Egypt and the pyramids. The blacks (nubians) were eventually slave to them and eventually worked their genes up the ladder, lower classes would have been forced to take slave wives as their own as the upper classes took all the nice "Phoenician" Egyptian hotties.

This ensured Egypt remained the intellectual and economic powerhouse it is today. No of course not, it turned it in to a sh*thole.

You can look at Egyptian art for proof. You can see light skinned Egyptians chariot riding over and practicing archery on very dark nubians (proto-ni*****) while being fanned by them. Dat beez rayciss Egypt!

http://www.nature.com/news/ancient-egyptian-chariot-trappings-rediscovered-1.9388

Yo mamma! said...

Peanut butter and drive by shootings!

Keiser said...

Apologies for the plagiarism credit due to:
http://irateirishman.com/blog/?page_id=432 but let's here and now debunk the "big three" that most think are true.

Traffic Signal
Invented by Garrett A. Morgan in 1923? No!The first known traffic signal appeared in London in 1868 near the Houses of Parliament. Designed by JP Knight, it featured two semaphore arms and two gas lamps. The earliest electric traffic lights include Lester Wire’s two-color version set up in Salt Lake City circa 1912, James Hoge’s system (US patent #1,251,666) installed in Cleveland by the American Traffic Signal Company in 1914, and William Potts’ 4-way red-yellow-green lights introduced in Detroit beginning in 1920. New York City traffic towers began flashing three-color signals also in 1920.
Garrett Morgan’s cross-shaped, crank-operated semaphore was not among the first half-hundred patented traffic signals, nor was it “automatic” as is sometimes claimed, nor did it play any part in the evolution of the modern traffic light. For details see Inventing History: Garrett Morgan and the Traffic Signal.

Gas Mask
Garrett Morgan in 1914? No!The invention of the gas mask predates Morgan’s breathing device by several decades. Early versions were constructed by the Scottish chemist John Stenhouse in 1854 and the physicist John Tyndall in the 1870s, among many other inventors prior to World War I. See The Invention of the Gas Mask.

Peanut Butter
George Washington Carver (who began his peanut research in 1903)? No!Peanuts, which are native to the New World tropics, were mashed into paste by Aztecs hundreds of years ago. Evidence of modern peanut butter comes from US patent #306727 issued to Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal, Quebec in 1884, for a process of milling roasted peanuts between heated surfaces until the peanuts reached “a fluid or semi-fluid state.” As the product cooled, it set into what Edson described as “a consistency like that of butter, lard, or ointment.” In 1890, George A. Bayle Jr., owner of a food business in St. Louis, manufactured peanut butter and sold it out of barrels. J.H. Kellogg, of cereal fame, secured US patent #580787 in 1897 for his “Process of Preparing Nutmeal,” which produced a “pasty adhesive substance” that Kellogg called “nut-butter.”

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Wolfhound said...

Will we have the possibility to attach images to our posts at some stage?

Here's a good 'un

http://www.memecenter.com/fun/109295/Aborginals-Been-Here-40000-Years-Invented-A-Stick

Wolfhound said...

Have a MUST SEE 4 minute clip for you guys and gals, a typical day in an Atlanta mall showing in true nature documentary fashion how a security guard (one of the very few good blacks in an ocean of typical blacks) films what he encounters on a presumably daily or weekly basis.

..Also has someone being tasered, entertaining!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e06_1359380173

Keiser said...
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beppo said...

@ Shaunantijihad 8:17
Very apposite observation.

Keiser said...

Opps sorry 'bout that broken link here goes

Real Black Inventions

Mary said...

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2013/0201/1224329514791.html?via=mr

Zimbabwe subhuman rapes Irish woman who showed it kindness; during violent rape it tells her it has HIV.

Dawn French said...

Come on, be fair, it must have been a black who invented the KFC Family Size Bargain Bucket, most of them live off it.

Also I believe that the title of South London Shanking Champion has been held by a black for at least the last 40 years, since the days of Mad Frankie Fraser, in fact.

Also, my ex-husband was black, before he went doo-lally and dumped me. Does that make me a mudshark?

Uncle Shlomo said...

You'll never see a black shabbat goy serving down the synagogue. The filthy monkeys leave the toilets in a worse state than they found them in.

BTW I only have this on hearsay because I'm not a Jew, of course, but a proud Aryan warrior and genuine white nationalist, who can trace my anglo-saxon ancestors (the Cohens)back over a thousand years to King Canute who burnt the cakes at the Battle of Bannockburn in the Wars of the Roses

Mazel tov 1488

Kim said...

Cork is your neck of the woods, isn't it Savant? You'd better get used to this sort of thing as it looks like Ireland is rapidly going the way of Birmingham, London and Manchester:

"A man who laughed in a woman’s face as he pinned her to a bed and raped her and then told her that he was HIV positive and had hepatitis C has been jailed for nine years with two years suspended.

Lovemore Dube (25), who was born in Zimbabwe, has a South African passport and came to Ireland in 2005, pleaded guilty to raping the woman in her home in Cork, and to the theft of house keys, on July 23rd, 2012.

At the Central Criminal Court sitting in Cork yesterday, Mr Justice Paul Carney said Dube had abused the woman’s hospitality by returning to rape her when she was alone in the house less than an hour after she and her fiance had invited him in for coffee as it was raining.

“When he was left alone with his victim, he effected a long, gratuitously violent and gratuitously insulting rape which left the victim severely injured and severely traumatised,” Mr Justice Carney said........"


http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2013/0201/1224329514791.html?via=mr

Why no deportation order after release from the prison sentence?

Keiser said...

@Mary
Mary that is a sobering article, a warning to all. Don't trust them, the Lovemore (Sick and vile irony there) Dubes, the Simon Mols and all the blacks of the world. They are a bizarre morph ape version of hominid with DNA from, most likely, what we would now consider a simian creature bred in with them in copious amounts at some stage in their "evolution".

They are animals with an slightly upgraded simian brain so behave as you would around any dangerous animal. Oh and as the article above and countless others show (the ones that are not suppressed that is) I judge them on the "content of their character" not on the colour of their skin (which I don't like either).

@ Dawn French
"Also, my ex-husband was black, before he went doo-lally and dumped me. Does that make me a mudshark?"

Yes, yes it does.

Keiser said...

Uncle Schlomo שלום־עליכם
Will you still be presiding over my brother's Bar Mitzvah... aahhhh... 21st I mean and will you bring the chocolate gelt, I mean box of Dairy Milk you promised too.
Sholem Aleykhem Schlomo I mean White Power to you Nationist Uncle Schlomo.

Richard said...

......abused the woman’s hospitality by returning to rape her when she was alone in the house less than an hour after she and her fiance had invited him in for coffee as it was raining.

Sounds to me like a couple of your typical Christian luvvies. Maybe some hope that they will now turn into dedicated WN - more likely they will pray for his forgiveness for any inconvenience they may have caused him and campaign for his early release.

katana said...

Heraclitus said...
But the sad fact is that your parody is closer to reality than even you imagine. I have read guff that is not that far from what you write here. and it's meant to be taken seriously.

1 February 2013 08:30

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I agree that, that parody indeed skates close to the edge of reality that many inhabit.

If you were to stick up such a thing in classrooms far and wide, there certainly would be many of the darker hue and deluded Whites that would beat their chest with 'black pride'.

And they would start asking about the movie!

Piet said...

Wolfhound. Noting surprising about the porch monkey's chimping out. I felt like shooting myself in the head when the security coon kept saying, at least 100 time, each time just after the previous, 'you better back up'.

FFS!

Anonymous said...

@Dawn.

I really liked you in the repeats of The Vicar of Dibley.

But who was your groid ex-husband?.

mr.a

Anonymous said...

STOP PRESS:

Rape victim of Zimboonian is hit by reality....

So another Anglosphere Liberal finds out the hard way, why the nasty, racist European South Africans were the way they were.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of repeats and White TV History Month,I just watched an episode of The little house on the prairie.

And I really,really enjoyed it!.

Christ I'm getting old.

mr.a

Rabbi Nastiest lipshitz said...

Mr a

Lenny OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Henry

Don't you watch our TV shows you goyishce shmuck!

Admittedly he stopped being funny once his Delbert Wilkins got kicked of the Brixton Broadcasting Corporation, but hey he served a purpose and the shiksas learnt the message soon enough.

Anonymous said...

Black History Month is as ludicrous as the federal holiday called Martin Luther King Jr.Day.
Blacks have been laminated onto White society. It's not going to work. It isn't working.

nastiestuncle said...

@Kim 13:39

"Why no deportation order after release from the prison sentence?"

Well that's up to you lot over there to sort out.
There are a lot of dark, windy roads and deserted countryside in Ireland.

The truth will out said...

Perhaps loyal Minister for Justice and Equality and Christ hating tribesman Alan Shatter could do something to aid the native Irish.

His family tree goes all the way back to when Judas goat Cromwell began the final destruction of the white races.

Dan said...

Raise a drink to the month formerly known as February!
Now renamed MLKingver.

Anonymous said...

Are we not forgetting some very important achievements blacks have made to the world erm like a rings around your neck that make you taller and ehm and erm dammit there must be some more erm oh i didn't that black President invent a false birth certificate to get into the Whitehouse.

Bibi Alfreed Rexberg said...

Hokey Rabbi,

Can any of you true Anglo-Saxonim who can trace your bloodlines back to Caiphastritus of the Iogazaini tribe from Camelodune tell me what the problem is with these
Sandy haired Nazis who populate every market town in the Grunevald lande? We should bring in the lost tribes of Karachinim and Lahorite the local women to breed them out of existence.
England for the Engelsteins I say!


Bibi Alfred Rexberg.

Porter said...

I wonder if women like Dawn French understand the violence they do to their value in the estimation of white men when they blithely abase themselves lying with negroes. There are wretchedly many attractive women who have scorned their legacy of eons to grunt in cadence with a prognathic proto-human. Their physical beauty no longer reaches my eyes. They are dead to me.

For these women to understand the foul effects of their horizontal recreation they might try imagining the next six-months repeatedly striking their own face with a ball-peen hammer while binging on bon-bons. For that bloated, misshapen, and pathetic creature is a thing of exquisiteness compared to the image invoked in the mind of white men upon hearing the words “my black ex.” Watch the gleam fade from his eyes…and despair.

Keiser said...

Sheer poetry Porter.

I myself can only... borrow

"How many men there are in modern life who would like to see their past burning to white ashes before them!"
--Oscar Wilde “An Ideal Husband”

Anonymous said...

Wolfhound said...

Have a MUST SEE 4 minute clip...

Good grief, that video was tiring to watch ... and to think that T.B.B. (typical black behavior) has now spread to Britain/Ireland and other European countries so the White indigenous folks can indulge in the "joys of diversity", too.

The southern segregationists and S.A. apartheid folks were onto to something.

It's best these people live apart from Whites, and sort it out in their own separate environment.

For those who don't 'cut and paste', here is that video again ... HERE.

kulak said...

@mr a.

Speaking of repeats and White TV History Month,I just watched an episode of The little house on the prairie.

And I really,really enjoyed it!.

Christ I'm getting old.


After season 3 it became perverted by the agenda.

But still, my daughter has seen every episode from those three.

Every Lost in Space.

Every episode of the Dick Van Dyke show, like 3-5 times. (Yeah, there's the one "black hands" propaganda episode. Oh well.)

She is now working through Leave it to Beaver.

Ah. The glory days of implicit white TV...

Anonymous said...

More merry myth-making in the Black "achievements" category.

http://topconservativenews.com/2013/02/black-history-month-myth-of-the-day-the-cell-phone/

Anonymous said...

Ah Lenny Henry Schlomo.

I honestly did not know that but I lived outside the Anglosphere for many years.

Kulak,from the dim memories of my younger years,I take it they introduce the blacks after series 3?


mr.a

Anonymous said...

Grrrr... let's try that video again.

Wrong insertion at 15:52

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e06_1359380173

Anonymous said...

Here's a negro history update for you

http://m.nypost.com/p/news/national/time_to_pay_up_tawana_VNfKyp8kwALfSZZE4DdAQI?utm_campaign=OutbrainA&utm_source=OutbrainArticlepages&obref=obinsource

Anonymous said...

The BBC is a mine of information on black history.

For instance CBBC recently showed a drama series named Leonardo,about the great mans youthful days.That was DaVinci of course not DiCaprio.

So anyway,I learned from this gem that,in Medici Florence,Leonardo's best friend was a negroid.Something else I never knew.

Best friend,confidante and indeed often an inspiration.

I just bet that DaVinci stole everything from this tragically neglected African.

Especially that helicopter Leonardo is so wrongly credited with designing.

mr.a

Anonymous said...

Kim
Forget the deportation, why was he allowed in?

kulak said...

Kulak,from the dim memories of my younger years,I take it they introduce the blacks after series 3?

Yep.

Keiser said...

Fine here is the truth. I've tried to hide it but as part of Black History Femto-Second it must be shown

The Truth about Black History and the World

The odd intro is a clip from the movie "The Parallax View" (1974) but the rest is all current affairs.

Uncle Nasty said...

.
Here's another unintended bit of black achievement. It appears that Comrade Bob Mugabe has reduced the former Rhodesia to this ...

http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/Zimbabwes-bank-balance-stands-at-217-20130129

Zimbabwe's bank balance stands at $217

2013-01-29 22:01

Harare - After paying public workers' salaries last week, the balance in cash-strapped Zimbabwe's government public account stood at just $217, Finance Minister Tendai Biti said on Tuesday.

"Last week when we paid civil servants there was $217 [left] in government coffers," Biti told journalists in the capital Harare, claiming some of them had healthier bank balances than the state.

"The government finances are in paralysis state at the present moment. We are failing to meet our targets."

Zimbabwe's economy went into free-fall at the turn of the millennium, after President Robert Mugabe began seizing white-owned farms.

The move demolished investor confidence in the country, paralysed production, prompted international sanctions and scared off tourists.

After more than a decade - in which the country suffered hyper-inflation of 231 million percent and infrastructure that crumbled as quickly as prices went up - the situation is now more stable.

But public finances remain a mess and local business battles against unstable electricity supplies, lack of liquidity and high labour costs.


Now here is what I call history in the making. The Zimnigs have created a situation where I have more money in my bank account than a whole country.

That must be worth something, surely?

UN
.

Keiser said...

UN
Why don't we all chip in and purchase Zimbabwe (we'd get it for a song by the sound of it) kick out all the blacks (I'm sure some crowd like Blackwater would like to get in on this).

Then we give the farms back to the white farmers, set-up strict laws forbidding blacks entry to our nascent state and police our borders like we're Israelis on steroids. The country would be reborn and we all could retire richer, happier racists.

This sort of reverie on my part helps. Sometimes I like to imagine a better world as the reality of corrupt, pointless africoons like Mugabe is just depressing.

Dan said...

Mali is a good start. It is reawakening the idea that whites could re enter Africa as masters of war.

Anonymous said...

The greatest black invention is fistula.

Dan said...

Prediction. Mugabe will br hanged from the yard armed of HMS something or other. That coon will swing.

rebel said...

UN, I got a great laugh when I read about the $217 as well.

But then I realized that the USA has NO MONEY. We're trillions in debth!

Kruger said...

Keiser. What a suggestion.

Trust me, we could make Zim the finest country in the world within a few years. It has so much going for it that I sometimes wonder how the coons managed to fuck it up so much.

Then again, if they were able to break a blacksmith's anvil I suppose they're capable of anything.

Keiser said...

@Kruger
"... if they were able to break a blacksmith's anvil I suppose they're capable of anything"

While raping the blacksmith's wife, murdering him and robbing his house.

I'd sooner have a plague of locusts at least you would know that the locusts would pass eventually.

A resurgence of colonial spirit is needed followed by a swift colonial rampage through tese countries. I long for the days of the Anglo-Zulu war.

Wolfhound said...

@ Keiser

At times I catch myself daydreaming about such scenarios.

Small force of Western mercenaries toppling the local warlord and transforming the seized lands from a wasteland in to a garden of Eden.

An exodus of Europeans out to stake their claim and leave our overpopulated and at times dreary lands.

Africa is a really amazing continent, although the locals can't or won't appreciate its beauty and potential.

It feels like it's wasted on them.

Anonymous said...

Keiser, you could say the same about the inhabitants of Britain, they never knew how well-off they were, and they are now throwing it away.Eire should grab the North now, before it is contaminated beyond reach.The island then has a small chance of surviving the mass invasion of the British Main. Wasn't this article about Black history month? What history do apes have? They descended from the trees... yeah, and?

Essex boy said...

Prediction. Mugabe will br hanged from the yard armed of HMS something or other. That coon will swing.

Are you out of your mind? HMG to bring a BLACK African 'leader' to justice?

Not a chance.

Charles E. Winchester said...


Kim (1 February 2013 13:39):

"At the Central Criminal Court sitting in Cork yesterday, Mr Justice Paul Carney said Dube had abused the woman’s hospitality by returning to rape her when she was alone in the house less than an hour after she and her fiance had invited him in for coffee as it was raining.

“When he was left alone with his victim, he effected a long, gratuitously violent and gratuitously insulting rape which left the victim severely injured and severely traumatised,” Mr Justice Carney said........" "

What kind of a man leaves his fiancé (or for that matter any other female) alone with a negroid - especially a male one? Inviting him in for coffee ought to be thoughtless enough!

Heck, he shouldn't even be let into the country in the first place...

Anonymous said...

In light of celebrating Black Mythology Month, we should recognize some recent achievements by these esteemed hairless bipeds:

The "Necklace"
Jenkum
New Orleans (post flood)
Haiti - before or after the earthquake, all it did was rearange the detritus.
Detroit, East St. Louis, Camden. Chicago et. al..

Keiser said...

Human Interest Story for Black History Second

Anonymous said...

From my local paper:

http://onlineathens.com/uga/2013-02-02/uga-climate-scientist-wants-more-african-americans-science-fields

kudzo bob said...

Read that link about the black meteorological society president wanting more black scientists.

What I'd love to know is the reaction if a white president said he wanted more whites?

Wait, of course we know the answer to that.

Here's a suggestion. Black 'students' could stop killing one another, selling drugs and instead study. Bet he never thought of that.

Anonymous said...

9 Architecture

The great architects of Detroit have made the buildings of Detroit fit into the countryside by razing it into it just as the butterfly grows into a coccoon.

Anonymous said...

Bawlimore won the game last night. The lights went out and San francisco were unable to continue as all 53 players had mysteriously been stabbed.
Ray Lewis was nowhere to be seen!

Ogwambi Rastus O'Flaherty said...

The son of an New-Corkian Afro-Irish resident asks his dad,
"Dad,what's democracy?"

"Well, son, that's when the Irish work and we get all the benefits from it!"

"But Dad, aren't the Irish people unhappy about that?"

"Sure they are son, but that's called 'racism.'"



A joke I nicked off the Telegraph comments today, the beginning is of course interchangeable.

Welcome to what we in Britain call your soon to be future.

Uncle Nasty said...

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Not knowing quite where to post this, I guess this is as good a thread as any.

As you may all know de Fus' Nigga' is trying to stamp out private ownership of guns in the US. All guns.

Howevahhhh, when accused of this the Khaki Khunt responded by saying:- "Ah isn't aginst guns! I'se shot me a skeet once maself ... Lil' bassa got away so ah shot him agin.
Shot lots o' skeets ... hunnerts'"

Here is the real (no shit) White-House-issued official photo of real official Obama shooting a real official skeet.

http://hotair.com/archives/2013/02/02/great-news-obama-shot-a-skeet-once-or-something/

... and here are all the piss-takes:-

http://ozziesaffa.blogspot.co.nz/2013/02/picture-of-obama-firing-gun-emerges.html

But you know the really funny thing? And something that no one has even mentioned?

I have fired thousands of rounds of 12 gauge ammunition ... and watched the firing of thousands more -- and I have never once seen a shotgun (or any gun for that matter) dribble smoke in two directions like that.

My late Dad was a smoker and, to my endless delight and amusement, used to blow cigarette smoke through the barrel of my cap gun.

It fooled a six-year-old me ... and it looked exactly like Obama's PR shot.

But exactly.

Go to youtube and watch any of hundreds of videos of all manner of firearms being fired. None of them look like that.

UN
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Uncle Nasty said...

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Further to the above ... some real full auto.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwUt3S5ezU0

Now, compare this to Obam's effort and tell me how many poofy-woofy little smoke streams you see.

UN
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Anonymous said...

Apefreakoon kulcha: Flash Mob
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/02/04/flash-mob-mayhem-violent-groups-of-teens-leave-nyc-neighborhoods-in-disarray/

Uncle Nasty said...

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Just to get back to de subjec' of Black His'ry Mumf.

Rosa Parks (you remember Rosa Parks, surely? Parks refused to give up her seat for the good of mankind.) it appears, got (some of**) the shit beat out of her when she moved to Detoilet in 1994.

http://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.co.nz/2013/02/great-moments-in-black-history-1994.html

Monday, February 4, 2013
Great Moments in Black History: The 1994 Beating in Detroit of Rosa Parks by Joseph Skipper – Netting the Latter $53


The Joseph Skipper incident in 1994 Detroit has been scrubbed from the history books...

Perhaps it’s fate that civil rights pioneer Rosa Parks would have turned 100 years-old today, during the holiest-of-holy months in Black-Run America (BRA), Black History Month.

Remember, it was her ‘courageous’ stand – backed by a powerful pr/marketing sympathetically supplied by the national media – that helped kill public transportation in America.

Now in most major cities, public transportation is synonymous with transporting dangerous minorities from point A to point B, though any problem on these trains or buses can never be attributed to black people.

Parks, after all, liberated them to ride public transportation without prejudice – no matter how much they cost the system (right Cleveland?).

But that’s about the end of the history of Rosa Parks one gets in the official-sanctioned history of BRA: Parks refused to give up her seat for the good of mankind.

Lost in the story of Parks is that she moved to Detroit (that thriving black metropolis), where in 1994 a black man beat her for $53

[Suspect recognized Parks, police say, Toledo Blaze, 9-3-1994]:
A man accused of breaking into civil rights pioneer Rosa Park’s house didn’t know she lived there, but he recognized her once inside, police said yesterday.
“He said, ‘Aren’t you Rosa Parks?’ She said, ‘Yeah,’ and he went ahead and robbed her anyway,” Detroit police investigator Daniel Budz said.


** Notice I say "some of" the shit beaten out of her. If he beat it all out of her, you would have been able to bury her in a shoebox.

UN
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sharonski said...

UN, re Obummer's shooting prowess. What surprises me is the amateurish way so many of his PR stunts have been managed. They need a new Fotoshop manager. The bircth certificate is another good example.

Anonymous said...

I almost don't even care how stupid they are, or how long they will remain that way. So let's remember the crown heights riots in new york city in which Jews and Koreans suffered or witnessed the wrath of diversity. This led to an Italian mayor (may there be many more) and the subsequent war on new york blacks through aggressive policing, african and west-african immigration, and gentrification.

Uncle Nasty said...

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sharonski said...

UN, re Obummer's shooting prowess. What surprises me is the amateurish way so many of his PR stunts have been managed. They need a new Fotoshop manager. The bircth certificate is another good example.


I often wonder about that. One part of me says that it is contempt for us in general ... that is to say that these arseholes have such a low opinion of we WNs as a whole that they are laughing at us as they poke us with sticks ... rather like mediaeval bear-baiters ...

Another part of me stops to think that they are not that smart. That they are literally dumb enough to feel that they are taking in everyone, even though they are obviously incompetent.

Covington, in the books, says that one of the causes of the inevitable downfall of the existing hegemony will be the huge amount of affirmative action hires, diluting the work of the vanishingly few (and ever-diminishing) competent govt employees.

It's a ray of hope.

UN
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SAVANT said...

UN and Sharonski. I wondered about that too. Even to the extent of selecting Obummer as their vehicle. He has so much baggage that he was always going to be an inviting target. Of course he wasn't. The MSM saw to that.

Uncle Nasty said...

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Further to my previous ... there is a third explanation that may sound ridiculous on the face of it.

And this is that life imitates art.

The West in general, and the US in particular have reached that stage where reality is being determined by popular imagery ... where people are literally living their lives by the dictates of the image they project -- or wish to project.

Bear with me. Nigger gang bangers are readily identifiable because they dress, speak and behave like nigger gang bangers and they dress, speak and behave the way they do because they seem to have an obligation to live up to that image.

Common sense does not even come into it. The image and the desire to project that image even if it's destructive to one's plans and ultimate aims trumps the sense of the whole thing.

It's like having all the henchmen in Jame Bond movies wear black slacks and black turtleneck sweaters ... or superheroes wearing capes, skintight costumes and their underwear on the outside.

Reality is completely swamped by image ... and no-one can tell the fucking difference!.

UN
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SAVANT said...

Reality is completely swamped by image ... and no-one can tell the fucking difference!.

I call it living in The Matrix.

Anonymous said...

University of Wisconsin Providence has introduced a new "White privilege" lesson and who do they have to teach it?

White privileged wimmin who grew up nowhere near the ghetto rather than Obama's more qualified daughters Tawana Brawley and 250 lb Georgia shoplifter.

They know what it is like to suffer under white privilege unlike the White privileged chicks.

Anonymous said...

George Washington Carver who invented peanut butter by seeing how people has used peanuts for years also invented using peanuts as fertiliser. On being told that they had been doing that for years he replied that it was no matter he invented it.

I also believe he invented thieving.