Thursday, 20 December 2012

Monkey see, monkey do (doo)

A woman riding the Chicago Transit Authority's Blue Line in Oak Park told police she was last week attacked by another passenger wielding a sock filled with human faeces!  It seems she 'wasn't paying him attention'.  Big mistake with these hominids.  But then, if she had in fact paid him attention she'd probably have ended up like Nicola Furlong.
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Explaining the inability of the transport police   to help her she said "they really aren’t prepared for a situation like that.” Well I agree that humans tend not to crap into their sock and keep it for further use.  Like when they might get dissed.

But, as a mere glance at the pic will tell you, we're not talking about a proper human here. And every schoolboy knows that chimps when angry, throw their poo at their antagonist.  There are lots of chimps on the CTA and a lot of them get angry a lot of the time.  So the transport police should, in fact, not have been surprised.

I wonder if there'll now be calls to ban socks?

58 comments:

Rastus said...

Don't blame the chimp. That's like blaming a cobra for biting or a skunk for stinking you out. It's what they do.

Blame the bastards who have forced humans to mix with them.

Anonymous said...

If Obama had a son......

Anonymous said...

Dianne Feinstein will be onto banning socks as we read this!

Rob said...

It used to be coins they filled socks with. Then came the recession.

Gem Junior said...

Well, well, well. I can't beleeeeeve that this fine African American would do this. He was obviously framed by The Man. He was just turning his life around. He was an "honor student" (that means he showed up at the district school sometimes). He was a good keeee-id.

Let's see what the Boazian Frankfurt Leftist Anthropologists who study evolution say about this poop tossing, probably nothing. The sound of crickets. Dead silence. Because this episode is proof they are close to the ape or the chimp. So I guess this will be published further in the newspaper and on the news channels tonight. What's that you say? It won't? Becaussssssssssssse ---- say it with me! ---- We are all one race: THE HUMAN RACE!!! And we are all the same under the skin, which is only a little different in some people who got too much sun!! Bwahahahaha!
Savant, God bless you for finding this and posting it. I was reading it when I realized my face was hurting because I was smiling so hard at the same time as grinding my teeth. You made my day. Probably my month or even year. Nigs throwing their own fecal matter? What could be better than this guy's self-affirming he's an ape - while the white libs work round the clock to hide the truth.

Anonymous said...

Shitcago public transport

Anonymous said...

Imagine carrying a sock filled with shit around with you.I feel sick just thinking about it.

Anonymous said...

Soon, Irish kids will behave the same way. They are being dumbed down, by Main Sewage Media and education system .Sav , if you know any open minded teachers, ask them about their classes breakdown .I have some well checked stats for one of Athlone’s primary school .Second grade class has 30 pupils with the stats as follow: 6 ADHD,7 learning support, 3 pikeys ,10 English deficit .It means that 4 normal pupils are going to be stupefied by the rest of their fellow classmates .Sad but there is not much we can do ,apart from home teaching our children, and Alan Shitter will soon ban it .

SAVANT said...

Anon 4.40. A teacher at Glounthane NS near Cork says it has similar problems. Net result, all the local kids are gone to other schools.

Seems to remind me of something.......

kulak said...

Imagine carrying a sock filled with shit around with you.

It's probably not so bad in wintertime.

Carry we our socks with feces fa-la-la-la la-la-la la-la-la.

Lupus said...

Is Alan Shitter still alive? Oh well, I'll ask again in the New Year...

Calculus said...

The entire occidental world turned absurd. It's not an idiocracy it's more like total nonsense everywhere. I don't know what to believe anymore, look at this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMINqFGNr-w&feature=player_embedded#!

Sort of a monkey's poop too...

slavestar said...

You vile racists! White people crap into their socks to beat people on the face with too!

Anonymous said...

Hey sorry to go off topic but I remember a while ago UN posted a comment about a book to screw up a bureaucracy, it would come in handy now but I cant find it again, could you repost it if you get a minute? Thanks

Kevin R. said...

Travelled on train from Midelton to Cork today. No bikes allowed but young coon brought bike on anyway and laid it up against two seats. Arrived in Cork and he took off the wrong way down the one-way-street outside the station.

Rob said...

@Savant and Anon 4:40

It's always the children from the poorest backgrounds who get screwed as their neighbourhoods fill up with non-Whites. As the the schools settle into their new role of holding centres for ineducable Third Worlders, the parents who can afford it will get their children out.

Iron Felix said...

See how these poor fellows can get it SOOOOO wrong! How we have failed them, leading to embarrassment all around. The expression is SACK of shit!

Anonymous said...

Iron Felix do you know how long it would take him to fill a sack? He is only human after all!

Robert the Biker said...

She should have maced the fucking nigger scrote, and kept on macing the asshole till he stopped breathing. What jury would convict?

Anonymous said...

oak park ilinois,former home of Earnesr Hemingway.now a hot bed of super leftist liberals,my bet would be that if they catch the shit flnget the lib tard would refuse to prosecute and sign cpmplaints,a classic example some years back when a silly Irish denizen of Oak Park was a public defender at Cook Conty states attny office took on a case of young nigger thug who was accussed of armed robbery young Irish liberal girl got the simian off on a plea bargain and then Willie decided that the young white air head was in love with him,he then found out where she lived and started to stalk her and when she complained to the cops she said just tell him to stay away,one morning the nigger laid for her and dragged silly white girl into a area concealed and raped and murdered her,this is the type of mentality that these apes have.she should of railroaded the prick to prison.she would still be alive.JOHN OLD RTD CHICAGO COPPER.

Kenneth said...

Anonymous said...
Hey sorry to go off topic but I remember a while ago UN posted a comment about a book to screw up a bureaucracy, it would come in handy now but I cant find it again, could you repost it if you get a minute? Thanks

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I'm not UN, but I believe the books were 'Bureaucrats: How to Annoy Them" and "The Twitmarsh Files", both by R.T. Fishall (pseudonym of the late Patrick Moore).

rambaloosa said...

She should have maced the fucking nigger scrote, and kept on macing the asshole till he stopped breathing. What jury would convict?


Actually a black jury would.

Artur said...

OMGolly Good Heavens :

Savant have a closer look at the picture. This "One Banana Difference" nigger has "PP" on the front of its hoodie !

PP and doo doo.

I would feel sorry for them if they weren't in charge.

- Arturo

crimesofthetimes.com

Anonymous said...

The teaching profession in Ireland was once a great job to have.Classrooms full of while kids,most of whom behaved themselves,decent salary,long summer holidays and a nice pension at the end of it.I know several people who teach in diverse Dublin schools,one of them told me that she has been threatened by 11 year old black boys in her class.Time for a new career,cos its only going to get worse.

Franz said...

Savant, this chimp is a Hollywood natural.

This is from a book by a real star:

Grace Jones: "I'm not like you. I don't come from uneducated slaves. I'm from Jamaica. I speak French, my ancestors were never slaves."

Wilt Chamberlain: "There's nothing black about me. DON'T GIVE ME THIS CRAP! I live in Beverly Hills with the white guys. I only fuck white women. I drive the same cars as white guys. I have money like the white guys. So fuck you, you're the nigger."

Page 307, "Total Recall: My unbelievably true life story" by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

In three weeks, Sock Chimp could probably repeat Wilt's manifesto word for word.

(And somewhere, there's actually an estimate on just how many white girls Wilt nailed. I just ain't got the stomach to look it up right now.)

Uncle Nasty said...

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For Kenneth and anyone else who may be interested:

http://www.play.com/Books/Books/-/183/240/-/13428330/The-Twitmarsh-Files/Product.html

but, as far as I can see, very much out of print ... Damn. This book taught me that anarchy could be fun.

I am surprised that some enterprising chap with a scanner has not turned it into a PDF

UN
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Uncle Nasty said...

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Calculus said...

The entire occidental world turned absurd. It's not an idiocracy it's more like total nonsense everywhere. I don't know what to believe anymore, look at this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMINqFGNr-w&feature=player_embedded#!


Absolutely bizarre video purporting to be the father of a Connecticut victim. Watch the gearshift as the guy moves into -- what he thinks is -- camera view.

http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Fake_news

Back when dinosaurs ruled the earth, I worked in a few ad agencies and was most intrigued with the concept of "Advertorial" ... basically ads mocked up to look like editorial. However, for the slow of thinking, the legal requirement was such ads had to have a small banner above them, repeating the word "Advertisement"

Be rather nice if our "News" had a mandatory slogan like "Truth", "Editorial", "opinion" and "Utter Bullshit" across them.

This, right now is very common in broadcast TV:-

http://www.prwatch.org/fakenews/execsummary

What's to stop them from taking it one step further? Don't just put an editorial spin on existing real events.

Do the Orwellian thing properly and fake the news entirely. "Wag the Dog" has arrived.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120885/

UN
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Anonymous said...

It's called a ghetto salami. If you don't hand over your valuables, you're force fed.

Anonymous said...

A good video:

http://vimeo.com/52009124

Brummie said...

JOHN OLD RTD CHICAGO COPPER. This is called Education By Death.

Anonymous said...

I'm an American who was home today with the flu, and I've been wrestling all day with the question of why the West not only actively recruits Turd World immigration, but actually PAYS these third world parasties to live among us????

On a flight home from Amsterdam this summer, I was dismayed at the number of bona fide black Africans, all welding U.S. passports.

I've been really despondent today to find an answer that will give me some kind of peace.

Anonymous said...

They huff Jenkum, so they like the smell. That's one reason why he didn't mind carrying it around. Maybe it was his Jenkum making stash anyway. That's truly the only thing they can claim an invention to.

Keiser said...

Jenkem

Search for the above. This is a true and genuine negro invention. This is, in fact, the only thing the sub Saharan failure, the divergent subset of hominid (erectus) species that natural selection should have dealt with long ago, has ever created.

Keiser said...

Jenkem

Search for the above. This is a true and genuine negro invention. This is, in fact, the only thing the sub Saharan failure, the divergent subset of hominid (erectus) species that natural selection should have dealt with long ago, has ever created.

Anonymous said...

There are two Gaelscoileanna(Irish speaking schools)near me,neither of which can even begin to satisfy the demand for places from Irish parents.

Of course,not one in a hundred of those parents would give their real reasons for wanting their children in these schools.

They trot out the "acceptable"reasons;love of the language.Lower teacher/pupil ratio.Superior education.Superior discipline,etc,etc.

None,or hardly none will tell the truth;No niggers!.

mr.a

Ian said...

Franz "Grace Jones:'I'm not like you. I don't come from uneducated slaves. I'm from Jamaica. I speak French, my ancestors were never slaves.'"
See this:
Russell Harty Show "You can take them out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of them."

Anonymous said...

@20 December 2012 15:35 Bureacrats How to annoy them.
by R.T Fishall :) I got a copy from amazon

Iron Felix said...

COULD I PUT OUT AN APPEAL TO ALL WHO CORRESPOND HERE, SVP? PLEASE STOP USING CHIMP, MONKEY, BABOON ETC., IN THIS CONTEXT. THESE ANIMALS DO THE BEST THEY CAN IN THEIR CIRCUMSTANCES AND ARE, IN ESSENCE, BLAMELESS.

Calculus said...

"...They trot out the "acceptable"reasons;love of the language.Lower teacher/pupil ratio.Superior education.Superior discipline,etc,etc...."
Obviously, what choice do they have?

But it's Christmas and i want to say something nice to the poop's throwers. That's about the rampages that have been commited recently. The massacre in Newton, commited by a white teen, is actually the ONLY one that has been clearly linked to some form of mental sickness or syndrome (autism, Asperger's or the result of extreme teenagers self inflicted mental torture amplified by the parent's divorce/ modern lifestyle etc.)
In all the other cases, the MSM have never been able (or allowed) to propose a motive for the rampages.
Two days before Newton's, there was this Robert (partly asian) in Oregon. Officially a good guy, smart, not introvert, with no mental illness reported whatsover and NO Motives.
Also, remember Cho, at Virginia Tech, another good guy with no motives and no history of mental illness. And the asian guy who shoot all his white buddies at a hunting party: good guy, extrovert, no mental history, no motives, end of story.

So if we exclude the borderline autistic guy in Newton, it seems most rampages are commited by 'smart good guys with no reasons to kill you and no mental history'. Frightening, it's the definition of 250 millions in the US. That's according to the msm, who fail to notice that many were asians. Here, Asians leave the blacks far behind, making them look like good guys.
Merry Christmas to the poop's throwers!

Anonymous said...

@ Rob, who said "It's always the children from the poorest backgrounds who get screwed as their neighbourhoods fill up with non-Whites. As the the schools settle into their new role of holding centres for ineducable Third Worlders, the parents who can afford it will get their children out."

Very, very true, sir. Very true.

Anonymous said...

The Jews have a great word for those
retards like the 'shit in the sock'
star on the top of this column.They call them 'niddah' which means a
person born from a sperm that fertilized an egg that has just detached itself and is in in the process of being flushed out of the body as waste. It's hebrew. They use it when they don't like someone,
usually followers of the Paedo Prophet.

phaedon said...

Iron Felix, I'm not too sure I agree. These sub-human yard apes are in their own way acting out their natural impulses with little or no control. See, they're animals as well.

Iron Felix said...

No Phaedon; animals live their lives by strict necessity, otherwise they die. The yard apes act like they do because all necessity has been removed from their lives---THERE'S LITTLE OR NO COMBACK OR CONSEQUENCES FOR THEM, not in our society. What I mean is, that these comparisons are highly insulting to the actual apes.

Franz said...

@ Ian -- Right!

Also --

I knew damn well there was no Third World originality here. But I couldn't figure where I'd heard the "sock - shit" combination before.

Here:

"A man must be alert at all times if he expects to stay alive. If you're not alert, sometime, a German son-of-an-asshole-bitch is going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a sock full of shit!" - General Patton.

From:

Somewhere in England -- June 5th, 1944, "The Famous Patton Speech"

http://www.jacksjoint.com/patton.htm




white rose said...

It's likely that the genes that cause a monkey to throw feces and the genes that made this simian creature throw his feces are identical to the last molecule. Modern humans have deleted this gene cluster, but some of the more primitive bantu groups have retained it. If his face doesn't reveal a low IQ, then it doesn't reveal anything. Sixty is my guess. We are doubtlessly supporting this missing link.

Anonymous said...

again i beleive this alledged offender was a undercover internal revenue agent, of curse we could be wrong....

Anonymous said...

Keiser, you forgot to mention ,The Greates African Invention, called FISTULA.Look it up guys.Thank You Mama Africa.

Anonymous said...

Be rather nice if our "News" had a mandatory slogan like "Truth", "Editorial", "opinion" and "Utter Bullshit" across them.

This, right now is very common in broadcast TV:-

http://www.prwatch.org/fakenews/execsummary


The embedding of "news" from government departments was criticised when done by George W.'s government so no doubt Obama got rid of this practise?

Or were the enws media objecting because they were doing it for george W and had no problem doing it for the Marxistmessiah?

Anonymous said...

Hickey Thompson's companion, Latoya N. Greenwood, an East St. Louis councilwoman, was issued a ticket for disorderly conduct, a class C misdemeanor. Greenwood works at East St. Louis School District 189

Read more here: http://www.bnd.com/2012/12/21/2435152/belleville-man-charged-with-battery.html#storylink=cpy

I think this is from Shitcargo.

Certainly sounds like Barackoland.

Daniel said...

Greenwood works at East St. Louis School District 189

You mean that somebody works in East St. Louis?

Anonymous said...

Mud shark

Beware! They are out there people!

Anonymous said...

"works" is used because "employed" be 2 hard 2 spell.

Anonymous said...

2 000 combat deaths in Afghanistan
5 000 shot in Shitcargo so thta explains why Dianne Feinstein needs gun toting bodyguards you never know when an armed Democrat will turn up!

Anonymous said...

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.

Matrix-buster said...

You joke about Al-Gebra and AG Holder.

What about Hank Johnson who thought Guam would topple over if too many people moved there.

These are our legislators.

Dear God!

Anonymous said...

Waterboys Old England is Dying

Fan of these guys from the UK's AIDS capital who lived in Manchester sought refuge from Moss Side's crime and "criminal" types moved to Ireland and found that it is being manchesterised by the nignorance of the imported african pets of liberals.

Hank Johnson Guam

Over to Sheila Johnson to out do him with her nignorance.

Anonymous said...

Some South Carolina football fan was arrested for throwing human feces at his wife.

How did the pavement ape obtain it?

Did he log onto facecesbook dot com and place an order?

Anonymous said...

2 guys were killed in Chicongo and it was glossed over because a non-NAM robbed a woman of her car in the suburbs and of course the newsmedia went with the rarer event.