Wednesday, 19 December 2012

'If Obama had a son.....'

This delectable creature here lost a major personal injury compensation payout because.........well, here's what the report said: 'She then performed oral sex at the park on a boyfriend. Doctors concluded she couldn’t have done so with an injured ankle.'  Am I missing something here?  Or have I lead a sheltered life?

Anyway, the main reason I'm posting this is to provide some of the readers' comments which are superb.

Enjoy!

"If Obama had a son..."

"She could service three with those nostrils"

"Hey, she's beautiful from the waist down.....my waist.
Signed,
Her boyfriend"


"Don't understand. She looks so honest and trustworthy"

"Yikes! If I had a dog with a face like that, I'd shave his ass and teach it to walk backwards"


"She had her chance but she blew it."

"She looks like God stepped on her face while he was pulling her tail off."

"Good God, just showing that photo should have a warning attached to it."

Then there's this one which strikes to the core of the issue.  And the core of America's problems.  Which makes me ask again: With 40 million of these useless parasites, how does America still manage to function?

"Modupe Adunni"?!! I'll bet $10,00.00 that this is another corrupt, unskilled, worthless immigrant (illegal? even?) that's been scamming the American taxpayer for four years. Just another reason our country is going down the tubes! All we need now is for the U.N disability treaty to get an OK from the illegal in the white house and they will be able to inundate us from all over the earth and sue the American government for discrimination if not allowed to immigrate for any reason!"

20 comments:

Rob said...

"'Doctors concluded she couldn’t have done so with an injured ankle.'

Am I missing something here? Or have I lead a sheltered life?"

You're not aware of the connection between injured ankles and blowjobs, Savant? Ah, you've had a sheltered life indeed. I'll send you an email explaining the facts of life to you...

Anonymous said...

I think the one about shaving the dog's ass and teaching it to walk backwards is the most fitting. EGADS! What IS that creature??

Anonymous said...

Spare a thought for the poor investigation team who had to watch her getting down to business.

Anonymous said...

'Doctors concluded she couldn’t have done so with an injured ankle

They do not know about natral afleets then!

slavestar said...

Well, I'm not such a huge fan of that lowbrow type humor, but it does make me happy her nig lotto attempt failed.

nastiestuncle said...

http://s12.postimage.org/obe84lrlp/modupe1.jpg

http://s9.postimage.org/pz2wh0ydr/modupe2.jpg

She's been getting about a bit. What an excellent face.

rambaloosa said...

Jesus. She is one ugly looking freak!

Anonymous said...

If Obongo had ugly daughters over here>

they would take part in a beauty competition sponsored by Western Union Money Transfer (Prince Akembu needs funds to access his late father's account) and the winner get sponsored by Bank of Ireland to talk about eradicating racism.

Anti-racism a codeword for anti-White.

Rob said...

My best guess is she couldn't have chased and cornered the guy if she had a bad ankle.

Anonymous said...

Is that animal a female?

AnalogMan said...

EGADS! What IS that creature??

You've had a sheltered life, too, I see. But not for much longer.

AnalogMan said...

I think the medical opinion probably relates more to the posture than the fellatio. She was probably squatting on her heels.

Anonymous said...

I am Adam Lanza's mother

by Liza Long who changed her son's Michael's name so that nobody would know who he was and be unable to figure out who she was writing about when she wrote it on her blog.

If Obama had a stupid Oprahfied attention whore dumb blonde female voter she would look like Liza Long and be as stupid.

Anonymous said...

"With 40 million of these useless parasites, how does America still manage to function?"


As an American, allow me to answer that one. The answer is that "We don't." The cost of supporting these parasites has finally caught up with us, especially now that they will all receive governmental healthcare, courtesy of Ovomit.

America has been a great nation. That's the past, however. No more space exploration, breakthoughs in medicine and science, etc.

Instead an ever-shrinking (white) tax base will now work to sustain a increasing population of violent, reproductive parasites. This is the America of the 21st Century.

Uncle Nasty said...

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I've been told that beauty is skin deep -- unlike ugly which goes all the way through like the name on Brighton Rock.

There's a riddle for our American cousins.

UN
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Uncle Nasty said...

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Anonymous said...

I am Adam Lanza's mother

Liza long is an author, musician, and erstwhile classicist. she is also a single mother of four bright, loved children, one of whom has special needs.

Republished with permission from the Blue Review, a non-profit publication affiliated with Boise State University that publishes a mix of scholarly essays and journalism. The original post can be found here.


Along with their mix, Boise State University also publishes a hell of a lot of lefty-liberal "Look at me! Look at meeee! "I am also so tragic ... " horse exhaust.

Lefty attention whore does not even begin to describe it.

UN
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Uncle Nasty said...

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slavestar said...

Well, I'm not such a huge fan of that lowbrow type humor, but it does make me happy her nig lotto attempt failed.

And here was me thinking that niggerlotto was an opera by Verdi ...

UN
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luca said...

"niggerlotto" = Superb, UN!

Anonymous said...

Flo Rida Whistle might have encouraged this behaviour.
It is what these kids listen to these days.

Anonymous said...

The Long Island native, who now lives in Gwinnett County, was released from the Gwinnett jail in late August after serving six months for simple battery and three counts of probation violation. Slater has six other arrests in Gwinnett dating back to 2008, according to jail records.

If Obama had a son