Monday, 10 September 2012

I'm not infallible after all....

You know, hardly a day passes that someone doesn't ask me 'Savant, how is it that you are always right, about  everything?'  I admit, it's an interesting question. But bear with me, because I think maybe this particular god has feet of clay.

You see, I was a great believer in the Afghan War. I believed that Afghans were thirsting for western-style democracy, and would put up with a lot to acquire it. Now some might have felt that your average jarhead from Bumfuck North Dakota was an unlikely ambassador for the democratic process.  But not me.  Even when a few blips occurred, like NATO soldiers indiscriminately blazing away at civilians during Taliban attacks, breaking down doors in night-time raids and witnessing the womenfolk in various states of undress , blowing up whole villages during humanitarian bombing missions, burning the Koran and pissing on dead Afghanis, the Wedding Party Massacre and others, well, I still felt that this represented the unfortunate breaking of eggshells on the way to making the democratic omelette.

I believed that Afghans' thirst to have their own Republican/Democrat, Labour/Conservative choices would result in these events being quickly forgotten.  Indeed, do they not seem trivial compared to having their very own Tony Blair, GW Bush and Mitt Romney equivalents?  I thought so.  But it seems I was wrong. Yes, I just said that. I was wrong.

Because a new US Army report, A CRISIS OF TRUST AND CULTURAL INCOMPATIBILITY reveals  the shocking news that the Afghans and Americans mutually loath one another. According to the report ""One group sees the other as a bunch of violent, reckless, intrusive, arrogant, self-serving, profane, infidel bullies hiding behind high technology; and the other group [the US soldiers] generally view the former as a bunch of cowardly, incompetent, obtuse, thieving, complacent, lazy, pot-smoking, treacherous, and murderous radicals.” 

Oh deary me.  And now the Americans' Afghan Army, ahem, comrades, are taking to blowing them away - with NATO weapons -  at every chance they  get.

So there you have it.  I am not infallible after all.  I hope your faith in me has not been shattered.

[DUE TO APPROXIMATELY 50% OF READERS FAILING TO IDENTIFY THAT  THIS POST IS IRONIC I HAVE TO SAY THAT, WELL, IT IS IRONY. NO, I DID NOT THINK - EVER - THAT INVADING AFGHANISTAN WAS A GOOD IDEA]

38 comments:

Lupus said...

Just imagine if the Yanks had gone after the real culprits of 9/11; they could have unleashed the 5th and 6th Fleets and battered the vaunted IDF into dust in a few hours...ooops, that's coming up.

The truth will out said...

I found some interesting links, especially the NY Times article at the end dated May 2001.

Afghanistan was mainly about the construction of an oil pipeline and the final straw for the US was the Taliban stopping all opium production, that old industry that Britain used to be in charge of under the banner of Rothschild/British Empire.

US/NATO Troops Patrolling Opium Poppy Fields in Afghanistan
http://publicintelligence.net/usnato-troops-patrolling-opium-poppy-fields-in-afghanistan/

A TIMELINE OF OIL AND VIOLENCE
http://www.ringnebula.com/Oil/Timeline.htm

IN 1998 AMERICA WANTED NEW GOVERNMENT IN AFGHANISTAN TO ALLOW CONSTRUCTION OF OIL PIPELINE
http://www.thedebate.org/thedebate/afghanistan.asp

Taliban's Ban On Poppy A Success, U.S. Aides Say (May 20, 2001)
http://www.nytimes.com/2001/05/20/world/taliban-s-ban-on-poppy-a-success-us-aides-say.html


I'm sure once the whole scam is blown up we'll discover another dozen or so ulterior motives, but none of it was honestly linked to "9/11" and the Bush family's old colleagues ageing diabetic son Osama Bin Laden.

Shaunantijihad said...

Nope. Just Shatter'd. It's all part of the Eretz wHole.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddz2mw2vaEg&feature=player_embedded

(I have not watched the above video, but Incogman.net posted it so I will trust him.)

Anonymous said...

All the afghans want is islam.
Plus a few goats and young dancing boys.They are best left alone 'till they evolve. 8 to 9 centuries might do the trick. One if they dump islam.

Paris Claims

Anonymous said...

Ermmm, well you aren't infallible anyway and you've been wrong on several occasions.
Just recently you were on another forum stating that it was an indisputable fact that Anne Frank's diary was written in ballpoint pen, a myth popular amongst the group-thinkers of the national socialist echo chamber.

DD said...

I was a George W, War on Terror partizan back in 2004. I thought W's second inaugural would inspire a new era of wonderful "democracy".

What a fucking tool I was. I now see the US government and her invincible military as the greatest threat to civilisation in human history.

Its been a soul destroying journey.

Uncle Nasty said...

"Once, I thought I was wrong. But I was mistaken."

One of my favourite all-time movies is the classic Full Metal Jacket by Stanley Kubrick.

Eightball: Looks like they took away our freedom and gave it to the Gookers. But they didn't want it. I guess they'd rather be alive than free. Poor dumb bastards.

Animal Mother: All fucking niggers must fucking hang.

Private Joker: No good getting angry, Rafterman. It's just business.

Pogue Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?
Private Joker: Our side, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Don't you love your country?
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
Private Joker: Aye-aye, sir.


I don't think I have ever seen another film with so many memorable -- and incorrect -- lines.

If the Hollyids had made it, they'd have squeezed Dachau, sobbing violins, little girls in red jackets and "Juden! Raus!" into it somehow.

UN
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barncat said...

I sympathise Savant. Who could have imagined anything going wrong? It looked like a surefire winner all the way. You're not the only one who got it wrong.

Take cheer.

Uncle Nasty said...

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Anonymous said...

Ermmm, well you aren't infallible anyway and you've been wrong on several occasions.
Just recently you were on another forum stating that it was an indisputable fact that Anne Frank's diary was written in ballpoint pen, a myth popular amongst the group-thinkers of the national socialist echo chamber.


Yup and you were on this one, telling us that there was indisputable proof -- for all those intelligent enough to see it -- that six million yids definitely went up the chimney.

Oh ... and we all think Queen Elizabeth is a shape-shifting lizard.

Prick.

UN
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Iron Felix said...

Savant, dear chap---my sympathies! I know the feeling. Why, I vividly recall that afternoon in Belsize Park all those years ago when I erred. You see, I was mistaken, I found out afterwards, in thinking I had been wrong on some point of discussion the previous day (need I add that of course I wasn't wrong?)But any old how; Afghans. Since the passing of the Reagan era America has strayed far from the wisdom of its Founding Fathers, gone roaming the world in search of dragons to destroy, got itself enemies rising everywhere, reached Imperial overstretch-----Buchanan very good on this. Tragic, because once started it cannot easily be stopped. Hubris, you see; nemesis to follow.

Esther said...

Well you got that one badly wrong. In which case don't know how you get anything right.

Porter said...

some might have felt that your average jarhead from Bumfuck North Dakota was an unlikely ambassador for the democratic process

Savant, you may want to reevaluate the talent pool in Bumfuck. Would you prefer the actual emissaries of the democratic process? Clinton's envoy was the stilleto-beaked jewess troll Madeleine Albright. Bush's were the sickle-celled simians Colin and Congoleeza. And the HNIC's is *Ron Jeremy. I suppose a white heterosexual soldier from North Dakota would indeed be an unlikely ambassador compared to this menagerie.

*as ascertained by the number of female sex partners.

SAVANT said...

Jesus, some people must have had an irony lobotomy. Look: I NEVER DID think the Afghan adventure was agood idea! I was just... ah, to hell with it. Jesus Christ....I'll have to be more careful in future. How the fuck could anyone not see I was being ironic?

I'm going to edit the post to point this out.....which kinda defeats the purpose....

Anonymous said...

DEAR SAVANT, SOME OF US PEOPLE, GREAT WARRIORS, SENT OUT OF POVERTY, DISGRACE, SENT TOO STRANGE LANDS. enGLAND, AMERICA, cANnada,australia,. Built places white men spread, and built democracy..FUCK LIBERALS,thosecunts are DEATH,the sidhe

Anonymous said...

I think Shatter is a true Irish patriot.Detroit is a beautiful city.Robin Williams is a funny comedian. Are they examples of Irony,Sav?

Anonymous said...

the sidhe,maybe irish people, love the white skin and noble race. NO TAR BRUSH IN MY LIFE.

kulak said...

I was for invading... but not for staying, for Chrissakes.


@Felix

gone roaming the world in search of dragons to destroy

The United States goes abroad in search of mice which it calls dragons and tries to turn into Americans by killing them.

kulak said...

I was never for invading Iraq though.

kulak said...

@DD

I now see the US government and her invincible military as the greatest threat to civilisation in human history.

Ha!

The polyglot U.S. military stands NO chance against a real foe united by blood. Like the Afghans. Or China.

A civilized country like Japan or Germany you can "nation build."

Afghanis -- like Injuns -- you can either kill or leave alone.

Bombing them into the stone age would be redundant, and the U.S. simply does not have the balls to just kill anymore.

The U.S. will leave, and Afghanistan will recover. This is a foregone conclusion. The only question was how much of OUR blood would be spent.

The U.S. military is most like that of ancient Persia and cracks up against Spartans.

Actually that's an insult to the Persian military.

The latest U.S. aircraft carrier has special toilet facilities for women crewmembers.

Think about it.

U.S. aircraft carriers are so obsolete now that they can be absurd.

The U.S. military is BIG -- and that's all.

(Special forces are another matter.)

Lupus said...

@ UN

Regarding your defence of Savant in the above comment against the Anonymous (aren't they always?) troll. Methinks, I see a nice way of reversing things here. We statr to use the weapon of the enemy against them, you know how anyone who doesn't agree with the 'official' line is tagged with the 'conspiracy theory' label, well we tag them with it instead. Holohoax believers are now 'tin foil hat' wearers, crop circles are alien messages, the Queen is a lizard and worships an giant owl, conspiracy nuts et cetera. It might not catch on on a grand scale, but we can have some fun all the same.

Uncle Nasty said...

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SAVANT said...

Jesus, some people must have had an irony lobotomy ...

I feel your pain, Savant. I too, have difficulty with coming to grips with the fact that you can take the troll out of the ghetto --

UN
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dave said...

Lupus, that reversing of roles is most applicable to supporters of the official 9/11 theory. It's they who are the tin hat brigade, truly.

Nastiest Uncle said...

@Uncle Nasty

"Yup and you were on this one, telling us that there was indisputable proof -- for all those intelligent enough to see it -- that six million yids definitely went up the chimney."

Nope, I've never claimed that 6 million Jews went up the chimney. The reason I never said that is because I know it not to be true.

"Oh ... and we all think Queen Elizabeth is a shape-shifting lizard."

I don't think that you think that she is a shape-shifting lizard. But I suppose I could be wrong about that as you are pretty gullible. You'd believe anything which was opposite to reality. I think that some of you guys think that she is a Jew and that she is a trillionaire. I've heard that one before. Haha.

See you later, homie.

Nastiest Uncle said...

Lupus said...

"@ UN

Regarding your defence of Savant in the above comment against the Anonymous (aren't they always?) troll. Methinks, I see a nice way of reversing things here. We statr to use the weapon of the enemy against them, you know how anyone who doesn't agree with the 'official' line is tagged with the 'conspiracy theory' label, well we tag them with it instead. Holohoax believers are now 'tin foil hat' wearers, crop circles are alien messages, the Queen is a lizard and worships an giant owl, conspiracy nuts et cetera. It might not catch on on a grand scale, but we can have some fun all the same."

I think that is an excellent idea. It's great, because we can show that every single historical scholar has been wrong and probably controlled by shape-shifting Zionists and that only we are the enlightened ones. Because we read rense.

Sieg heil.

Uberdude said...

Dear oh dear Savant, they really don't do irony, do they?

beppo said...

Time to start investigating the use of multiple exclamation points, caps lock and smiley-faces perhaps!!!!

Anonymous said...

There's a fine line between sarcasm and irony.

Anonymous said...

Irony-George Clooney,is a real ladies man.I bet he gets lots of pussy.

Rob said...

Trying to implant liberal democracy in Afghanistan is like sowing potatoes on the moon.

Westerners may sneer at the backward Afghans, but by the basic biological criteria they're doing far better than us. They're having lots of children and they're ready to butcher any foreigner who invades their territory. Europeans have long since been brainwashed to regard these things as evil.

B Boru said...

You could add Rob that they butcher one another as well. Which is ok by me. Let them at it until they sort themselves out. Insanity for the West to try and 'teach them their ways'.

Lupus said...

@ Dave

True, but anyone who believes in the Holohoax would have to be considered an even greater conspiracy nut, surely?

@ NU

Quite why "every single historical scholar" has spent their time dealing with a fictional event is a little odd. Do the Zionists go in for shape-shifting? I wouldn't be surprised if that's what you conspiracy theorists who believe in the Holohoax think, well that's up to you.

If the tin foil kippah fits...

ריפוי מנצח‎

rambaloosa said...

Nice one Lupus!

Uncle Nasty said...

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God damn, but the trolls are thick on the ground tonight ... you can't breathe for the smell of burning straw.

Anyway, back to reality

http://vidrebel.wordpress.com/

This fellow has a good handle on things:-

Apart from Hyperinflation all Mr Draghi will accomplish with unlimited bond purchases is that he will get those bad government bonds off the books of his banking friends. It also signs taxpayers on to European bonds as opposed to national bonds. This is significant. There is not just one euro. There are 17 separate euro currencies. Greek euros are marked (with a Y in front of the serial number) to show their nation of origin so in case of collapse Greek euros are redeemable as drachmas and German euros (marked with an X) as Deutschmarks. That means if Syriza, the largest Greek political party opposed to the bankers, wins the next election and tries to default, they discover they can go back to the drachma but those ECB bonds Draghi bought from the Rothschild owned BNP Paribas bank will be paid off in euros and not drachmas. And it means that they cannot discharge their debts in Greek courts by declaring the debts to be odious and therefore null and void. Draghi is putting the Greeks on the hook for debts that cannot be cancelled and will double overnight if the Greeks try to pay euro denominated debts with drachmas.

If you think that's bad ....

Larry Summers whose family changed their name from Samuelson wrote a paper in the 1980s proving that government could only have monstrous and unconscionable and unsustainable levels of debt (my words not his) if they held down interest rates and to do that government would have to hold down the price of gold. That manipulation of gold and silver was dictated by that paper. Larry Summers was brought into the Treasury Department in 1993 by Robert Rubin, the former CEO of Goldman Sachs. These men were capable of understanding economics and mathematics. They knew that the compounding of interest on currencies they were allowed to create out of nothing would one day create an Unpayable Debt Bomb that would one day explode and take down the governments they appear to own.

Hey, here's you and me always thinking that a Euro was a Euro was a Euro ... but it's just another schwindle. Some Euros are more equal than others.

Read the whole article ... long but good.

UN
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Anonymous said...

about conspiracy theories
what about the total news black out of 400 edl supporters arrested at the walthamstow demo
penned in for hours with no access to toilets or water
pregnant women and diabetics told after 6 hours
tough you shouldnt have came
is britain turning into a police state

The truth will out said...

"Anonymous said...
about conspiracy theories
what about the total news black out of 400 edl supporters arrested at...
is britain turning into a police state

12 September 2012 11:42"

yes, yes it is.
Helped in no small measure by the same people that are funding the EDL, a jewish bolshevik ploy to delegitimise any intelligent debate about the immigration problem.

EDL Exposed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRRIm8hYfBo

Unless you think a crowd of yobs terrorising town centres by abusing muslims is starting off an intelligent debate?

At least Muslims recognise Jesus as a great man, and do not defame him and curse his name and followers every day.

Muslims are in fact a symptom of the jewish problem for their anti-Goyim hands are at the controls of all the Western nations borders.

There has been an undeclared war conducted against all Goyim, while they own 96% of all Western media they have this little issue of the Internet helping uncover the wicked web of lies they spin.

Many EDL members join up with good honest intentions, however the organisers have no such innocence.

X said...

The Britshit Police have no future, they can forget their pensions. It always makes me laugh when one of their number 'falls in the line of duty' and we are all supposed to weep tears. Less than 140,000 of them in the UK, most of them are just fat, wheezy slobs. I have no idea who they think has any respect for them, and should the shit hit the fan, they will become everybody's prime target. They could be swept away over night. Worthless fuckers and traitors.

Anonymous said...

Alexander the Great failed militarily in what is now Afghanistan.

The Romans.

The British Empire went to the border of what is now Pakistan because they failed in Afghanistan.

The Soviet Union failed in Afghanistan.

Anonymous said...

Do I like or dislike Barry Switzer?

OK he won a Superbowl with the Cowboys but he also enamoured Jerry Jones with black athletic superiority like Jimmy Johnson did that Dallas aren't going to win a Superbowl with Jerry Jones acting as GM.