Tuesday, 22 May 2012

RTE weather forecasters: Useless waste of space

The most useless collection of twats on the face of the planet must be the weather forecasters on RTE (Ireland’s national broadcaster). Night after night they get their forecasts spectacularly wrong.  Night after night  they re-emerge from their lair to give us the latest load of bollocks without as much as a glimmer of shame or embarrassment for the preceding string of fiascos.

And it’s not for lack of technology and razzmatazz. Their charts have more arrows than the Battle of Little Bighorn, plus a jaw-dropping array of symbols and jargon.  "A diurnal cyclonic trough of isometric isodrosotrhermal precipitation is centred off the Azores”.  And what the hell am I supposed to  make of that??? I don't CARE about the Azores, FFS. Or ‘a weather front is moving in from the Atlantic’.  Well?  What KIND of weather front?  Hot? Cold? Wet? Stormy?  We never learn.

Listen, all I want to know is whether it’s going to rain tomorrow. Surely that’s not asking too much of the experts?  But clearly it is. Take yesterday. The Met forecast bright sunny weather for today, with temperatures up to the mid-twenties.  Now that’s heat wave territory for Ireland.  Based on this I got a full body spray tan, got my nipple rings burnished at the jewellers, and took out my Speedos and tight-fitting sweatshirt, all to dazzle the townsfolk as I strode the streets of my town.

And what happened? I woke this morning at the crack of noon and threw back the curtains. Rain and wind lashed the windows, while icicles began to form on the eaves. So much for the heat wave. Even with our central heating on full belt Lady Savant and I shivered in misery throughout the day. And this happens all the time, all without even a hint of acknowledgement when the twats come on the next evening. They should make their programme short and sweet.  Just say "please, for the love of Jesus, don't ever listen to me again. You’d be better off tossing a coin"

Fuck ‘em.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

The only weather fronts I care about is whether I can play with the lovely ladies funbags on their fronts.

Scorchio!

beppo said...

Strode the streets?

Surely you meant waddled, Sav.

Baldowl said...

I noted last week that really there's no reason to watch news on television. The weather forecasts, almost always incorrect, are no more inaccurate than the rest of the reporting.

Shaunantijihad said...

It's easy. PAY AS YOU GO. No can do? Go find a real job... rain or shine! (sorry couldn't resist)

Government is the problem when it becomes a master and not a servant. Weather forecasts for agriculture and mariners are essential, but the pap you describe, however light-heartedly, is a sinecure, a goddam lifelong political junket for socialist/Marxist 2nd rate conformers.

Democracy is the tyranny of whoever controls the media.

Constitution is the solution. Our American heroes spelled it all out, Jefferson, Adams et al. And they knew the Jews planned tyranny even then through their banking ideology.

Limited democracy within the framework of Constitutional law is the only workable solution that all decent folk can gather around militarily.

That means that all parties who have transferred our sovereignty to a foreign power, the EU, and allowed the political-theocratic ideology of Islam into the islands, are guilty of High Treason.

Anonymous said...

hahaha come to the island of the long white cloud..here you are GUARANTEED to have all four seasons in one day

Anonymous said...

How long before someone mentions the 'Protocols of the elders of Zion'? on this post?

Jerry said...

anon 22.55. You just did!

euroserf said...

Baldown and Sean. Yes, the message for Savant from this is that MSM news outlets are useless - make that worse than useless. And there are lots of alternatives, inclusing as Baldowl says, for the weather. Starve the bastards.

Dave C said...

I've found the Irish Weather iphone app to be very good and it's free.

Anonymous said...

RTE is infested with left wing wankers.The final straw for me was when they had some transvestite do the telly bingo.Not to mention that sheboon they had on the angelus.

kulak said...

Shaun,

Constitution is the solution. Our American heroes spelled it all out, Jefferson, Adams et al.

No they didn't.

They had no reason to spell out what everybody took for granted.

Where did the Constitution get its authority?

From we the people.

To secure the blessings of liberty to OURselves and OUR posterity.

No constitution means jack if you don't even know who you are in the first place.

We don't need something that ALL decent people can rally around.

We need to rally as whites.

Constitutionalism is mostly just another form of avoidance.

Lend it NO support, except as you may explicitly connect it to white interests.

Winston Smith said...

That's 68 degrees F in the US.

At least I assume you guys use celsius.

Maybe the protocols has a view on this?

Magnificent Randolph said...

Savant, Savant---and the rest of you too; if you don't like the weather just wait a minute.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSOOsmv7A_I

I predict shitstorms like this will be happening in Ireland before long.

Paris Claims

Anonymous said...

Ah but that was in Cork Savant.Up here in civilization it was a lovely day.

You Cork people should have learned your lesson during the floods of a couple of years ago.Met Eireann predicted an inch of rain whereas something like 3 inches fell.

Then they blamed the ESB for releasing too much water from the dam.Little choice they had going by met Eireanns forecast.

Ah well,it was only Cork.

mr.a

Clogheen said...

Randolph.........good point!

Corkonian said...

mr. A, you're treading on dangerous (and wet) ground! I'll get Mr. Shatter to find out where you live, and then.....

Anonymous said...

It was warm and sunny in my neck of the - Irish - woods yesterday. And today.

*shrugs*

I don't like the sun, anyway, as it hinders my efforts to stay as pale as possible.

White Irish Woman.

Anonymous said...

D'ont forget Sav,this Saturday Ireland celebrates"Africa day".In Dublin they organised some kind of"fun run" to celebrate our dusky friends.Are there any events in the rebel county?

Anonymous said...

Sav
Virgin Media Security are blocking your page. It says it is a dangerous page (which is true if you believe the MSM lies.). However, they are saying that there is potentially virus and scams threat. I have asked for a revue of this decision.

Lemmy

Anonymous said...

I think you're being a little harsh. I would have thought that the forecasters in Ireland would be instructed to say something like "In beautiful, enriched, multi-cultural Ireland every day is a beautiful day".

Lemmy

Anonymous said...

Anon 22.55. Jerry did. Seriously, I doubt if anyone visiting this blog had not heard of the Protocols.

Lemmy

SAVANT said...

Lemmy. Fuck them. This is a particularly damaging claim because it'll put off a lot of people unperturbed by the prospect of Thought Crime.

kulak said...

Props to the Filipino again.

Anonymous said...

The window she is broken and the rain is comin' in
If someone doesn't fix it I'll be soaking to my skin
But if we wait a day or two the rain may go away
And we don't need a window on such a sunny day
(mañana, mañana, mañana is soon enough for me)
Oba! Oba!
(mañana, mañana, mañana is soon enough for me)
Oba! Oba!

Gem Junior said...

Savant, once again you've made my day. Really funny stuff.

Can't wait for Africa Day. Ever since that important fact was pointed out, I'm already getting excited about how enriched The Land of Saints and Scholars, world-renowned for centuries for it's writers, playwrights, musicians, etc., has now become even better in every way! Thank God the Africans didn't go somewhere else is all I can say....

Rhein said...

Lol, same thing here in Quebec. Given our location we have a weird and unpredictable weather so they always get it wrong.

I hope the rain didn't wash away your gorgeous spray tan. ^ ^

Anonymous said...

It would seem that Virgin have had a change of heart. Didn't have a warning this time.
Lemmy

Anonymous said...

Slightly off-topic ... who watches the watchers?

I suppose we should feel privileged, somehow. It's not everyone who gets ringside seats to witness the collapse of the West. Just imagine our grandchildren, squatting around the fire and discussing this over a tasty haunch of smoked hebrew.

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It's been years since I bought into the deceptive construct of british Stiff-Upper-Lip fair play and "Play up, play up and play the game" and all that happy horse exhaust.

But I do not think these arseholes realise what a dangerous game they play of dropping all pretense by simply adopting obvious third-world morality ... or lack of.

I am also convinced that the jews have made a tragic (for them) error of allowing us to see them as they really are -- indeed, rubbing our noses in it.

Their overweening arrogance, in fact, has created a sub-class of muslims (numbering in the tens - if not hundreds -- of millions) ready to crawl over a mile of broken glass if they can cut a hebe throat at the end of it.

Even worse (for them) it has created a situation where the only thing standing between them and annihilation is us.

Western whites.

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F McCool said...

Agreed Savant. They are totally fucking useless. I cant count the number of days they totally messed up my plans. And as you say, never a word of explanation.