If Obama had a 350 lb. daughter she’d look like this lady, the one with the beguiling smile, who punched, spat at, and pepper-sprayed store workers who interfered with a shop-lifting spree. Cops said she pilfered five packages of cheese; eight cans of Coors Light; vegetable oil; chicken wings; and five packages of bacon. As one commentator remarked, would her eating bacon represent cannibalism?
Displaying a keener sense of practical legalities than many a professional, this nymphette told a cop to add whatever charges he wanted “because she was going to plea bargain and half of the charges would be dropped anyway.” Some hope that the judge will ‘throw the book at her’. If he does she’ll probably eat it. Anyway, we’re reliably informed that “Reverends” Al and Jesse are heading down Georgia way to right the injustice this poor woman has been subjected to.
Can anyone even begin to imagine what America would have achieved had they never brought over the slaves?