Sunday, 12 February 2012

Michelle Obama is a man!!!

Come to this site for truly dramatic insights. But you're not really surprised to learn that she's a man, are you? Nor would you be surprised were the Chosen One to swing both ways.


Anyway, how do I know about Michelle? Well, from her own words, actually. You see, in the latest hagiography of the Chosen Couple (The Obamas: A Mission, A Marriage) Michelle instructs the author, Jodi Kantor, to inform his readers that 'I am not the angry black woman I'm painted'.

I believe her. But then we know that she's angry (perpetually), we know that she's black.

Ergo, she's not a woman.

QED.

74 comments:

Franz said...

Austin Powers was truly prophetic in the First Lady/Dude department:

"...no offense, but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!"

Anonymous said...

And speaking of chimp-outs.... check out this cultural enrichment episode in South Korea of all places. Don't even ask me how blacks can end up in South Korea...it's too perplexing. But when they do get there, they're sure to bring their innate African street manners and charm with them.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=135_1314585645

john said...

Either you are correct in your infallible logic, or she is a liar. Period. though methinks both scenarios are true...

Bemused stare said...

That's a face seen at a thousand fried chicken joints a year in the moments before a manager dials 911.

Anonymous said...

Off topic but here's a good one lads. http://i.imgur.com/g4BhR.jpg

Our cultural enrichers are getting pissed!

Anonymous said...

but but but that BUTT!

Anonymous said...

Michelle my bo?

Anonymous said...

It has been pointed out to me that it would be rude to surmise that Moochelle has a bigger dick that her husband(?)

So I won't.

But I am reminded of the wimpy little new prisoner ... the finally disgraced, deposed -- and convicted -- Barack Obama who finds himself sharing a cell with Lamaricus Johnson (all seven foot three of him) in the Joliet State Pen.

Lamaricus says: "Tell you whut, lil' boy. We's gonna play Mama and Papa ... which one does you wants to be?
Mama or Papa?"

Barack (hopefully): "Aah ... Papa?"

Lamaricus: "Excellent thinkin', mah man. Now why don' you come over here an' suck on Mama's dick?"

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brian boru said...

I suppose if a person had to look in a mirror every day and see that disgusting ape face staring back they would be angry all the time too.

Anonymous said...

She's only angry at Whitey. She hates us, as do most of her black tribe. It's a pity that most whites haven't yet woken up to this fact.

Piet said...

Bemused Stare - too bloody true, mate!

Piet said...

Or he'll say to Lamaricus 'will you sleep in the top or the lower bunk?'

Lamaricus replies 'the top one. And so will you'

eh said...

@ Anonymous 13 February 2012 01:18

Interesting foto (collage).

I have no doubt such demos with such signs took place in the UK with police protection.

Contrast to, say, the recent seizure of a ManUtd 'fanzine' for being "potentially offensive".

Anonymous said...

The only time she/he's not angry is when spending millions of tax dollars on lavish vacations.

lmao said...

If she's bad from the front, she looks even worse from the back...

Fat-ass First Lady

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

but but but that BUTT!

Got that right, cobber. I've seen smaller cabooses on a '48 Chevrolet Fleetline.

My favourite shot is the iconic rear view of Carla Bruni, Princess Letizia and ol' Megacheeks climbing the stairs.

God, that arse must have its own gravity field ... or time zone.

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Anonymous said...

You know an organisation or a country is in decline when apes are put in charge.
For example has anyone ever seen a black airline pilot in Europe ?.I have nt and I check every time I board a plane.If there was an ape at the controls I would forfeit the airfare and exit there and then.
Would you allow yourself be examined by a black doctor?.I once refused.I was called all the usual racist names.I insisted on a white doctor.I refused to pay unless I was seen by a white doctor.
There was a recent case of a nigerian doctor who was commissioned into the Irish army and presented to the then President Mcaleese.Two months later she was quietly deported after it was found out she had been convicted of fraud in Hungary.
Would you allow your children be educated by apes?
Would you trust a black babysitter?

J Bull said...

Would I allow myself be treated by a black doctor? An emphatic NO.

Anonymous said...

God, that arse must have its own gravity field ... or time zone.

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Went that way elsewhere guessing that Michelle LaVaughan Robinson Soetero's butt was with the Great Wall of China in being one of the Earth objects visible from orbit.

My name is Ben Elton thank you and goodnight.

Anonymous said...

[B sharp]
Dude looks like a dude looks like a dude looks like a dude looks like a lady.

potgieter said...

Don't worry about black pilots in Europe - they can't pass the exams. That's why South africa is thinking of having their own 'non-racist' pilot college. WHich of course will not be recognised by the IATA, so a waste of time.

Anonymous said...

Fat-ass First Lady

What I notice most and find most unattractive about Manchelle in that pic is not her behind -- after all, a similar rear view of Marilyn Monroe in "Some Like it Hot" was described admiringly by the male leads as "Jello on springs" -- but rather Manchelle's slouch.

Neither Marilyn nor the white ladies in that pic slouched.

Posture, ladies, posture! Get out that dictionary, balance it on your head, and practice walking.

In heels!

Anonymous said...

Now now.

She was too busy reading her book than to carry it around on her head to learn correct posture.

(Reference to black and white films when women were encouraged to have a book on their heads and learn not to let it drop when walking so that they would learn correct posture. It was an unfortunate error on my part to write her book implying that she only had one but then again liberals are more intelligent than us because they read a report which let them come to that conclusion.)

Franz said...

Uncle Nasty,

you just had to mention her hind parts, didn't ya?

Keep in mind you brought this on yourself - Michelle, Oprah and the actress from "Prescious" dancing a hornpipe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d9WDlSv5JE

Shaunantijihad said...

"I am not the angry black woman I'm painted."

Elementary my dear Savant! But have you considered the possibility that she is claiming to be a White girl who has been 'painted' Black?

But by whom, by whom, by golly?!!!

Anonymous said...

On a related subject, and straight from the horse's arse, er, mouth.

http://www.wvwnews.net/story.php?id=10900

Samuel L. Jackson: I Voted for Obama BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

So did a good number of white Americans.

Barack Obama's politics meant nothing to Samuel L. Jackson because the "Pulp Fiction" star only voted for the president for one reason and one reason only ... because he's black.

In an interview with Ebony magazine, Jackson explained, "I voted for Barack because he was black. 'Cuz that's why other folks vote for other people — because they look like them ... That's American politics, pure and simple. [Obama's] message didn't mean [bleep] to me."

Jackson then went on to drop the N-word several times when discussing Obama, telling the mag, "When it comes down to it, they wouldn't have elected a [bleep]. Because, what's a [bleep]? A [bleep] is scary. Obama ain't scary at all. [Bleeps] don't have beers at the White House. [Bleeps] don't let some white dude, while you in the middle of a speech, call [him] a liar. A [bleep] would have stopped the meeting right there and said, ‘Who the [bleep] said that?' I hope Obama gets scary in the next four years, 'cuz he ain't gotta worry about getting re-elected."

Smacks of ... Obama needs to Black it up.


A class act, Jackson ... and handy to have around, because he keeps reminding us of just what a nigger's all about.

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Anonymous said...

Dude looks like a lady

Which is more than be said about Michelle O.

Anonymous said...

Once I was in a quiz and one of the questions was who was the last British Prime Minister not to have a wife?

Answer was Margaret Thatcher.

I congratulate Barack Obama to be in the same category as Mrs T.

Just a shame he has the leadership skills as Michael Foot and Neil Kinnock combined.

Anonymous said...

Ludacris "Politics (Obama Is Here)" Lyrics by Ludacris

[Ludacris]
Yeah
Okay, okay
Luda!

Hey... I'm back on it
like I just signed my record deal, yeah the best is here
The Bentley Coupe paint is drippin wet, it got sex appeal
Never shoulda hated, you never shoulda doubted him
With a slot in the President's iPod, Obama shouted him
Said I handled my biz and I'm one of his favorite rappers
Well give Luda a special pardon if I'm ever in the slammer
Better yet put me in office, make me a Vice President
Hillary hated on you so that bitch is irrelevant
Now Jesse talkin slick and apologizin for WHAT~?!
If you said it then you MEANT it how you want it, head or gut
And all you other politicians tryin to hate on my man
Watch us win majority vote in every STATE on my man
You cain't stop what's 'bout to happen, we 'bout to make history
The first black President it's destined and it's meant to be
The threats ain't fazin us, the nooses or the jokes
Get off your ass black people it's time to get out and vote
Paint the White House black and I'm sure that's got 'em terrified
McCain don't belong in ANY chair unless he's paralyzed
Yeah I said it cause Bush is mentally handicapped
Ball up all of his speeches and just throw 'em like candy wraps
Cause what you talkin I hear nothin even relevant
And you the worst of all 43 Presidents
Get out and vote, or the end'll be near
And the world is ready for change cause Obama is here

YEAHHH! Cause Obama is here
The world is ready for change cause Obama is here
Yeahhhh, cause Obama is here
Say world is ready for change cause Obama is here
Hey!

Baloo said...

I'm shocked, shocked! So shocked that I linked this HERE on the Ex-Army site.

Bemused stare said...

Sav, here is an idea to push.

In regards to the post about Sam.L Jackscoon.

We all need to sit around the fire and sing Kumbaya for a moment. We need to put aside our old, often bank driven, animosities. We need the Slav and the Nord, the Germanic and the Brit, to give each other a big old hug and a kiss. And then make things right for our young. For ever.

Bemused stare said...

Anon 19:28
Where I come from, it was not at all unusual for both girls AND boys to learn that trick while small (think six or so). Of course we read them all within a few years.

Some might disagree. I think a little boy or girl should learn to carry themselves well, play to audience with delicacy and wield a sword with ardour.

SAVANT said...

@Bemused. Don't know if you're being facetious or not, but that's EXACTLY what we need to do. The single worst thing for us would be to drag up old intra-European animosities. God knows there are enough of them.

In fact I often wonder when I see some 'right wing nationalist' movements doing just that whether in fact they're another false flag, manned by agents provocateur.

Bemused stare said...

My apologies Savant, I meant that seriously.Misguided as we were, we butchered some of our own brothers, and they in turn us, while Hymie laughed and counted the shekels. It is time for Germans, Slavs, Nords, Brits and all else to stand up.

I pray for that. I as I can, will fight for it. But this time, no berg must remain to do SL2.

kulak said...

We all need to sit around the fire and sing Kumbaya for a moment. We need to put aside our old, often bank driven, animosities. We need the Slav and the Nord, the Germanic and the Brit, to give each other a big old hug and a kiss.

Ha! And then we can all be Americans.

Seriously, that's almost EXACTLY what they said on American radio public service announcements in the 1930s. No prejudice based on national origin.

TODAY that's a solution looking for a problem. White national identities aren't strong enough to defend against invasion from ANYBODY.

When whites were at each other's throats, they ruled the world.

South African whites are not refused entry because they are Boer or Afrikaner or English.

They are refused entry because they are WHITE.

Don't get me wrong. The mantra is crucial, the mantra is essential, the mantra works.

But it gives, in the terminology Srdja Trifkovic, a negative identity. It will help us survive in the breach.

But in the long run there's no place like home.

The mantra tells you what you're fighting against. It does not and cannot tell you what you're fighting for.

What we need is not for whites to put away old animosities barely felt.

What we need is for ANY white national group to say "fuck all of you French or English or whatever you insane motherfuckers still call yourselves. WE are no longer going to fucking suicide."

When white nations were intact, they all believed themselves better than the others, and generally held the others in low regard.

And there have been a LOT of them. It was a Europe of a thousand flags, percolating into and out of existence, sometimes subordinate to other flags, each an instantiation of the will to live and the will to power. When two white groups have the will to live, there can't help but be animosity between them -- they will BOTH be titans, after all -- though it can be subordinated to a greater threat.

Savant says:

In fact I often wonder when I see some 'right wing nationalist' movements doing just that whether in fact they're another false flag, manned by agents provocateur.

Oh, fronting for Brussels today, are you Savant? ;)

Anonymous said...

Franz, laughing my ass off, if Germany had threatened the allies in ww11 with Precious and Michelle dancing a horn pipe we would have surrendered way before D day.brillant.

Anonymous said...

Bemused stare said...

Sav, here is an idea to push.

In regards to the post about Sam.L Jackscoon.

... And then make things right for our young. For ever.


Gotcha. Check out the Covington making-things-right instruction manuals.

Yes. Yes. Broken record.

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Iron Felix said...

Bemused Stare and Savant, how interesting that you should say this.Since I was stigmatised by a couple of contributors as being just such an agent provocateur, might I signal my agreement and also may I reiterate what I earlier said, which in essence was; we will be that much better able to manage the looming crisis if we make a thorough study of how in previous cases we got things wrong when faced with great danger.I instanced the Irish example as a case in point. If you pass any pub in Dublin these days you will hear some dingbat within singing, well "singing" a ditty that includes constant repetition of the line "Sure you'll never beat the Irish". Of course in the years before Sinn Fein were able to bring the British and the other parties to the table and begin the peace process such a thing was unthinkable, but that is by the way; what I am saying is that I can think of no other case of a people being so comprehensively defeated as the Irish.Today they are mere glove puppets, made household pets of by the British and you can't go lower than that.You need only look at them; they are desperate to be liked, to be patted on the head, by the British, because they have divined that if you are liked you can get away with all sorts of shit and think you have fooled your betters, not seeing that they are not fooled for a moment, as you will find out if you push things. Their one pathological fear is that of being respected, as this raises a whole differant set of conditions; now, you see, people have expectations of you, expectations grounded in the concept of Self Respect, a concept you have long since abandoned.This is why the Irish do not get on as well with their fellow Europeans as one would desire; Germans, Frenchmen they will treat the Irish much as they would treat true white humans generally,but, not having read the script, confusion ensues.
Now, I do not believe that the Irish are going to cope well with the future unless they can regain their integrity as human beings, the loss of which is the sole reason for their centuries-long defeat. Once a proper understanding of this has been gained all else will come onto a healthier footing and real progress may be made.

Anonymous said...

As speculation surrounding music legend Whitney Houston's death grows, Nancy Grace insists there may be a more sinister plot in play.

The TV hostess and legal commentator appeared on CNN this afternoon to weigh in on the singer’s death.

She evoked the deaths of Anna Nicole Smith and Michael Jackson in speaking about the prescription drugs Houston may have had in her system, and who may have given them to her.

Read more: Nancy Grace "distanced" from CNN

Those sick racists at CNN have struck again. Some "guy" is in huge trouble because people who he pointed out do not fancy this fine specimen of womanhood and he girlymennnshunneded this fact on twitter.

This white woman
comes out with a theory Jessica Fletcher's writer would dismiss as far fetched and nothing happens to this rich white broadcaster on the channell set up by rich white man Ted Turner III in the city where some dude could not stay in the same hotel as the rest of the cast of Gone With The Wibd due to segregation in the KKK stronghold of Atlanta.

She had ample time to put together a coherent segment yet this unfortunate black man had to rush together a Superbowl ad review quickly owing to the time pressures he was under and he was only allowed a maximum of 140 characters.

White privilege in action!

For shame!

To those sickos at CNN.

Anonymous said...

Chimp Out should have a caption for Michelle O on heat.

To postpone the collective Wile E Coyote moment - the Whites should grok this:

Anonymous Explains the Illuminati Protocols uploaded by Dominator00000 Feb 9, 2012.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F4L6LbwHWY.

I think this does about sum it up.

Jerry said...

'Michelle, Oprah and the actress from "Prescious" dancing a hornpipe'

Whew!! Now THAT was scary stuff.

Denise said...

Bemused Stare - thanks for making me spit up my drink, at your fried chicken face line! I beez stealin' dat one!

Denise said...

I insist on White doctors. ANY pushback is responded to with an IMMEDIATE "Feck off I don't want to hear it".

Anonymous said...

"White Man" from "Keep Da Kwawduh" (MC Kwawduh, Jigg Records, 2009)

Yo White Man
Aint down wit yo shite man
Yall aint 2 bright man
Poppin caps like a muthfuckin tin can
Biggin up mah niggers in da Haiti
From Somalia 2 Casablanca
Uprisin of da brownskins what ize sayin
Yo White Man
Shittin in yo tights man
Turnin gay, gettin v-jobs
Adoptin niggers like Madonna
Brad n Angelina yo
Whiteman days B numbered

F McCool said...

It seems that - literally - every 2nd medic in Ireland charged with malpractice is black. "Qualified" in Nigeria.

Holy cow, what's going on here? Why do we have these apes in such positions when our own excellent practitioners must emigrate?

Franz said...

Anon said:

"if Germany had threatened the allies in ww11 with Precious and Michelle dancing a horn pipe we would have surrendered way before D day."

Sadly, this was one V-weapon we did not have at our disposal.

SAVANT said...

'Michelle, Oprah and the actress from "Prescious" dancing a hornpipe'


Dare I say it, a case of the jigs and the reels?

Denise said...

If you fellows are not familiar with the wisdom of Shirley Q Liquor, here ya go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ78COkDWik

Anonymous said...

Press made a big deal about a Nigerian woman becoming a medic in the Army.

She is PamelaIed back to Nigeira for being a PamelaI Nigerian and nary a word said.

Anonymous said...

A pictorial history of What's-her-Name ...

You know ... the drowned racist.

http://tiny.cc/oz8m0

Towards the end, the art of Photoshop is very much in evidence in all the press releases.

Thank God ... the reality is pretty ghastly.

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Anonymous said...

Franz said...

Uncle Nasty,

Keep in mind you brought this on yourself - Michelle, Oprah and the actress from "Prescious" dancing a hornpipe:

Franz ... I have mixed feelings about viewing the site. One part of me wants to go there and stare with the sick fascination shown by people witnessing a bad road smash.

The other part of me whispers "Don't do it. Life's too short and you can never unsee it."

The whisper is winning.

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B Boru said...

Anon 8.54. Well said. I remember when she was appointed. What fanfare!

When they found out she was little better than a witchdoctor and had to be fired. Nary a word.

Anonymous said...

@Iron Felix.

You were not stigmatised by anybody,it was simply that nobody could understand what the fuck you were rambling on about!

Things are better now.

mr.a

Clogheen said...

Mr. a. - amen to that!

Anonymous said...

MAN! I feel like a woman and everyone accepts that Shania Twain is a woman but MichelleO has to put up with doubts about her XX chromonsones izzit cos she iz blak?

Anonymous said...

Cartman's tribute to mancart Obama

rebel said...

That video on the Illuminati Protocols is great. Apart from one thing. That fucking voice-over. Jesus. Like something from the silent movies. Made the whole thing appear ridiculous.

Pity.

Anonymous said...

Getting back to Moochelles inner male ... What is the difference between Barack O'Bumbler and the late Kim Jong Il?

Less and less it seems.

Watch this, America ... and be terrified.

http://the-classic-liberal.com/texas-kindergarteners-learn-chant-about-president-barack-obama/

All we need now to complete the picture is for El Presidente-for-Life Obama to fall off the perch ...
... and two days later, watch smuggled cell-phone footage of DHS officials smashing rifle-butts into the faces of kneeling rednecks who're not weeping hard enough.

I may be joking, now ... but let's meet again in five years ...

Watch your arse, America. While you've still got one to call your own.

UN

Getting close, now.
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Anonymous said...

Marxist brainwashing of children in St Paul's and Saint Michael's

There were no black women before Dianne Aboot! Who would have thought that?

Canuck said...

Re that post on Marxist brainwashing - I'll have to take your word for it.

Can't understand a single word that either the 'teacher' or 'students' are saying.

Maybe it's just me?

Anonymous said...

Let us not assassinate this lad further, Senator. You've done enough You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?

LEAVE THE MOOCHER ALONE!

Anonymous said...

Whenever I see that sour kisser, I am put in mind of the words of the old Cab Calloway song:-

Lemme tell you 'bout Minnie the Moocher.
She wuz a lowdown Hoooochie Coocher ...


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Anonymous said...

Canuck said...

Re that post on Marxist brainwashing - I'll have to take your word for it.

Can't understand a single word that either the 'teacher' or 'students' are saying.

Maybe it's just me?


Nope. Ain't just you. I listened to that thing twice, and could make no sense whatsoever.

They could have been singing The Anvil Chorus, Bohemian Rhapsody or the Woody Woodpecker Song

UN
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Anonymous said...

Dianne Abbott she is the first black woman in history?

If the earbleach works I will give it another go.

gallowglass said...

Dianne Abbott she is the first black woman in history.

Well, I dunno. What I do know is that she's the biggest black hypocrite in history. And that says something.

Anonymous said...

Asked why she sent her son to a private school instead of this school Abbott replied "I did'nt want him to turn into a gangsta."

I figured out part of it.
Dianne Abbott Garingay MP
The first black woman in history
to take a seat

It is so badly written (surprise there?) that it seems that they are saying she is the first black woman ever whereas she is the first to take seat (or THREE!) in the House of Commons.

Anonymous said...

My understanding was that the ugly stick got beaten with Michelle LaVaughan Robinson so that it could function properly.

Anonymous said...

“The worst thing about the present racial situation is the silencing of needed discussion … to the extent that blacks gain power in an institution or a community, that institution will begin to undergo decline, in some cases, a catastrophic decline.” — Lawrence Auster
http://www.amnation.com/vfr/archives/001132.html My Views on Race and Intelligence

Anonymous said...

You've come a long way baby!

Anonymous said...

Ever notice how miserable and angry she looks all the time? No dress can make up for a miserable soul.

- TexasBirdGirl, DFW,Texas, 28/2/2012 16:16

Read more: Well done America on voting in a two man presidency


then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Gary Paul, South AFrica said...

'The most beautiful and warmest First Lady ever. And she looks so clean and polished, but in a natural way'

Yup, that actually appears in the commentary.

Anonymous said...

Gary Paul the Daily Mail's ex Guardian columnist had a column aboutMOOchelle (linked to from another le LaVaughn Robinson comment) which was obviously written by an ex-guardian columnist!

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Anonymous said...

LEAKED NEWS!!! The video Barack Obama Does Not Want You To See. Must Watch! Barack Obama tried to ban this video! But Obama Can't Hide THIS Anymore! http://infowar.com/breakingnews/Top-10-Things-Barack-Obama-Doesn't-Want-You-To-Know