Thursday, 12 January 2012

Words of wisdom

If you don't read the newspapers you are uninformed, if you do read the newspapers you are misinformed.
Mark Twain

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw (Not Barak Obama)

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money
G. Gordon Liddy

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries
Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

If you think health care is expensive now, wait untilyou see what it costs when it's free!
P.J. O'Rourke

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office

Help a man when he is in trouble & he will remember you when he is in trouble again.


kulak said...

New Orleans. Bridge. Liquor store! Say it with me!
- Dora the Looter

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin

You gentlemen do not know the negro at all, and there is the great difficulty. You all think the negroes are actuated by the same feelings as the white man, but that is a mistake. I do not pretend to say why it is, but they are not. - William Hampton, Confederate general, first Klan Grand Dragon of South Carolina during "Reconstruction", governor 1876-1878, United States Senator 1879-1891, and Savior of South Carolina.

Mr. Prime Minister, there is only one important question facing us, and that is the question whether the white race will survive. - Leonid Brezhnev to James Callahan

awakened said...

Mr. Prime Minister, there is only one important question facing us, and that is the question whether the white race will survive. - Leonid Brezhnev to James Callahan

Wow!! kulak - did he really say that ?

kulak said...



He said it to himself in Russian, somewhat in exasperation, at the end of a meeting. Callahan pressed for a translation.

Callahan of course, being a dope, found himself at a loss for a reply.

kulak said...

The formerly eastern bloc joke (also words of wisdom):

"They lied to us about communism, but they told us the truth about capitalism."

Marx was a keen observer.

Trade restrictions are the traditional defense of the middle class against the depredations of capital.

Marx favored free trade because it destroys nations.

Everything the Russian commies wrote about rootless cosmopolitans was right.

The Russkies weren't actually very good Marxists.

And THAT's why America had to win the cold war.

Anonymous said...

Mark Twain worked for his brother's newspaper in the place that a professor of journalism does not like for it being hideously white.

I wonder what he would make of Researchers surveyed a sample of 466 women with an average age of 25.

Approximately 37 per cent of the subjects of the women were Hispanic, 35 per cent non-Hispanic white and 29 per cent non-Hispanic black women.

Roughly 39 per cent of the women used DMPA - depot medroxyprogesterone acetate, commonly known as the birth control shot - 36 per cent used an oral contraceptive and 25 per cent were non-hormonal contraceptive users.

Every six months over 36 months the women completed a symptom checklist that included questions on whether they felt they had gained weight.

How accurate a sample size?

Rob said...

I'm also amazed by the Brezhnev quote.

Re: robbing Peter and all that: "Those who want others' money are called needy, those who want to hold on to theirs are called greedy, and when a politician arranges the transfer it's called compassion." Joe Sobran (I think).

Anonymous said...

A website of quotes, one could spend many hours here:

Anonymous said...

The military power of England, the spurious Jingoism engendered ofthe Jewish need for military defenders, the sacrifices of the British fighting forces all play their part today. But, in the event of British victory, all this synthesized nationalism would be
destroyed in a few months. The supreme fact of world politics today is that the Jews
want no nationalism but their very own. If an Englishman cannot fight in his own streets against the domination of international finance, it were better for him to go elsewhere and impede by every means in his power the victory of his Government: for the victory of such a Government would be the everlasting defeat of his race: it would put an end to all prospects for ever of social justice and fundamental economic

William Joyce AKA Lord Hawhaw
( Extract from his booklet Twilight Over England published in 1940 )

Heraclitus said...

William Joyce was hanged for talking like this. A nuisance out of the way. And being Irish born he could not 'qualify' as a traitor.

Anonymous said...

re William Joyce

Have I therefore become your enemy because I tell you the truth?

Galatians 4:16

Anonymous said...

When the true history is written, again, when -- not if ...

William Joyce will be up there with Enoch Powell, George Lincoln Rockwell, Henry Ford, Adolf (yes, Adolf) Charles Lindbergh and a whole genuine pantheon of real heroes.

Not the pond slime; the Blairs and Bushes, the Camerons and Milibands, the Gillards and Sarkozys ... and all the other socialist dwarfs that are thrust upon us now.

Okay. Time for a laugh.

Pepsi punished for using arrest records to screen out job applicants

The AP reports (see discussion following article):

Pepsi Beverages pays $3M in racial bias case

WASHINGTON--Pepsi Beverages will pay $3.1 million to settle federal charges of race discrimination for using criminal background checks to screen out job applicants--even if they weren't convicted of a crime.

The settlement announced Wednesday with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission is part of a national government crackdown on hiring policies that can hurt blacks and Hispanics.

EEOC officials said the company's policy of not hiring workers with arrest records disproportionately excluded more than 300 black applicants. The policy barred applicants who had been arrested, but not convicted of a crime, and denied employment to others who were convicted of minor offenses.

Using arrest and conviction records to deny employment can be illegal if it's irrelevant for the job, according to the EEOC, which enforces the nation's employment discrimination laws. The agency says such blanket policies can limit job opportunities for minorities with higher arrest and conviction rates than whites.

The company has since adopted a new criminal background policy and plans to make jobs available to victims of the old policy if they are still interested in jobs at Pepsi and are qualified for the openings ...

Why is this so funny?

Pepsi disinvested from South Africa along with GM, GE, KODAK ... all the usual suspects, back in the seventies. A very high-profile disinvestment I might add.

When the new nogs in town took over back in the nineties, Pepsi re-invested but ... only for boogs. Affirmative Action Hires all the way. Even their share offerings were only for niggers. Whites were specifically excluded.

It was aah, .... not an unqualified success.

(Snort, snort, snort)


Anonymous said...

Kulak said:-

Everything the Russian commies wrote about rootless cosmopolitans was right.

The Russkies weren't actually very good Marxists.

Whites (real whites) seldom make good Marxists. We leave that to the asiatics.

Interestingly enough I met quite a few Russian expats in South Africa ... all of whom, I might add, were very aware of the role of the jew in Russian history.

I asked more than one of them: "Why do you come here, for God's sake. The place is full of niggers and getting more so every day ..."

One guy replied : "Yes, but the jews are leaving."

Some of them were far more politically aware of the South African situation than we were.


PS: the jewish dilemma ... free pork.


Anonymous said...

Heraclitus said...

William Joyce was hanged for talking like this. A nuisance out of the way. And being Irish born he could not 'qualify' as a traitor.

Joyce, Like Admiral John Byng --

- will go down in the annals as just another example of British judicial murder.

Looking at Britain right now, I would not be all that astounded if they reinstate the death penalty for "raciss" or other politically incorrect crimes.
It's a completely logical progression from where they are now.

Never, never underestimate the womanish spite of the left.

Who thinks I have it wrong?

Uncle Nasty

TBone said...

Uncle N. - you could be right about the laws becoming progressively more severe. But that could lead to a backlash. Let's hope so.

TBone said...

Taking up from my previous comment, this insane story about Pepsi makes me think that the corporations will start to revolt as well. This is costing these guys real money.

Anonymous said...

Now here's an interesting thing. I always find it wise to check links I supply ... make sure I get it right.

So I rechecked the link on the Pepsi story ... and two articles caught my eye.

One was that Robert de Niro had become the father of twins back then.

The story gets odder:-

Restaurateur and actress Toukie Smith and her former boyfriend, actor Robert De Niro, are the proud parents of twin boys. The twins recently were born to a surrogate mother.

"De Niro and Smith will continue their separate personal and professional lives," said Stan Rosenfield, De Niro's spokesman. "They look forward to sharing the parenting of the children."

Although the couple's relationship ended several years ago, they "obviously still have a very strong bond," said Andrew Freedman, Smith's spokesman. The twins were conceived through modern fertility techniques and were carried by a surrogate mother.

Smith and De Niro had tried to have children together during their relationship, the Daily News reports.

Now, I know de Niro has only had girlfiends from the Erectus community ... basically like David Bowie, he's a coal-burner. So, my question is:- are these mulatto babies? And what race was the surrogate? And finally, why have children when your divorce has already gone through?

A bit fucked-up ... no?

Then I saw several other article on this so-called publication ... The CBS Business Library ... listed below:-

Smith, Whitten feud over her 'Fresh Prince' exit - 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' actors Janet Hubert-Whitten and Will Smith

Who gets welfare? Despite prevailing stereotype, whites, not blacks, collect greatest share of public aid dollars

WOW!!! I Just Won the LOTTERY: Now What DO I DO? - advice for lottery winners

Toukie Smith and actor Robert De Niro become parents of twins

10 Best Cities For-Black Women

Does this crappy publication obsess over erectuses (erecti?) or did I just hit the nog pages?

Don't you just love:- 10 Best Cities For-Black Women?

Considering their history of violence and mayhem, those would be white-run cities without a nigger in sight, I guess.

As I say, the article is a bit old.


F McCool said...

All I can say about De Nero and that sow - the poor freakin' kids. What a start in life they're after getting.

The Great Unwashed said...

"The only good beaurocrat is the one with a pistol at his head. Put the pistol in his hand and it's goodbye to the Bill of Rights."

-H.L. Mencken

AnalogMan said...

TBone: "This is costing these guys real money."

Far from causing a revolt, this will just increase their commitment to diversity - for everyone. We have the same thing in South Africa, with so-called Black Economic Empowerment. Yes, it's expensive and wasteful, but as long as everybody is subject to it, it's just a cost of doing business that is passed on to the consumer.

tokyo paddy said...

@analogueman. True up to a point. But every company tries to gain competitive advantage for itself. They tend to see the things that impact their own performane and profitability.

But yes, i'm familiar with BEE and they seem to be accepting it there.

Anonymous said...

Regarding BEE, if your company does not meet the BEE quotas then it is fined, and quite heavily too.

kulak said...

Yes, it's expensive and wasteful, but as long as everybody is subject to it, it's just a cost of doing business that is passed on to the consumer.

I hereby dub this paradigm:

"Mutually Assured Diversity"

johan said...

I hereby dub this paradigm:

"Mutually Assured Diversity"

Absolutely brilliant kulak. A1.

Anonymous said...

Uncle Nasty I read that the South African Air Force, perhaps inspired by the Tuskegee airmen?, have decided it is going to be 75% and the only way for this to be possible with only 4 black guys who can fly is to have only 1 white flier?

Anonymous said...

"PS: the jewish dilemma ... free pork."

Absolute classic!

Anonymous said...

Throughout their marriage, his wife would insult him and call him “bitch,” “monkey,” and the N word*, Howard alleges.

*Notagoodactor. Were you thinking of another word? Shame on you!

Michelle Ghent Howard V Terrence Howard

Whose side are we on?

It is soooo hard to be Politically correct these day!

Anonymous said...

Wasn't Apartheid invented because a certain group could not be made into good Europeans?

kulak said...

Looking at Britain right now, I would not be all that astounded if they reinstate the death penalty for "raciss" or other politically incorrect crimes.

The governments of the Anglosphere in three words:

Brazil plus niggers.

Xavi said...

Brazil PLUS niggers? Brazil is full of 'em. And as expected, they're the dregs of society there as well.

kulak said...


This Brazil.

I suddenly feel old.

Anonymous said...

Oh THAT BRazil???

Anonymous said...

South Africa, run by the previous government ... you know, the traitorous bastards that sold everyone out, was very, very keen on film censorship.

Mainly nudity and sex ... they weren't that sophisticated when it came to political satire.

Imagine the flabbering of my ghast, when I watched this movie in 1985 South Africa and thought "How can they show this here? How can they not see the parallels?" The film was a huge hit in ZA, by the way, and still one of my favourite Terry Gilliam flicks ...

Now, back to the real Brazil. The bleeding hearts all over the world were endlessly bleating about the Rio Police "Death Squads" who shot hundreds of (you guessed it) poverty-stricken street cheeeldren and dumped them back in the favelas.

Watch this movie ...

and this ...

Amazing how one can lose sympathy for those cheeeldren.

The director is a Brazilian leftie and even he cannot make these feral monsters appear attractive ... or even human.


Anonymous said...

kulak said...

The formerly eastern bloc joke (also words of wisdom):

"They lied to us about communism, but they told us the truth about capitalism."

Interesting story about the Great Depression.

It appears that the Soviets decided to use the images and films of the poverty-stricken Okies fleeing the dust bowls as propaganda for the Russian masses -- showing that capitalism was a failure, and that life in the USSR was not that bad.

This bombed very badly, as the Russkies soon caught on to the fact that the dirt poorest in the US ... still owned cars, and could travel anywhere on the continent -- unfettered by law.

The Soviets were not fond of failure, so I guess the unsung hero who dreamed that one up got an unparalleled view of the sunrise over Siberia.

Tough break.

Uncle Nasty

SAVANT said...

When I was a 'fraternal delegate' of the Irish Communist Party to our comrades in the Eastern Block during the seventies most of them simply did not believe that things could be so good in the west. And that was with me painting the bleakest picture I could. Wonder I wasn't arrested for spreading propaganda.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Uncle Nasty I read that the South African Air Force, perhaps inspired by the Tuskegee airmen?, have decided it is going to be 75% and the only way for this to be possible with only 4 black guys who can fly is to have only 1 white flier?

Laddie, you think the present day SAAF is a joke? Wait 'till you see the fucking navy. You'll be rolling on the floor ...

New SA sub damaged by sheer stupidity

Friday, 19 November 2010 07:55 Adriana Stuijt

Repair bill: R46-million including dry-dock time to replace damaged engine…

It’s the SA Navy’s comedy of costly technical errors: The R16-million diesel engine on the new R2-billion-costing submarine SAS Manthatisi was destroyed by ‘water sucked in through the underwater exhaust pipe ‘s non-return valve’, bending the crankshaft-rods and destroying the engine. The sub was also crashed into the Simon’s town harbour’s quay-side ‘during rough weather’ because its harbour-entrance was ‘too narrow’ .. its electrical fuses and breakers blew up when they tried to charge the batteries with shore-power**; and some of the 480 submarine-batteries also blew out because of ‘a build-up of hydrogen gas’ i.e. overcharging… repairs will take until 2013 at least. And even if it’s fixed, the SA Navy hasn’t got the crew members for it: while each sub only needs 30 crew members and although they have advertised the posts for the past four years, they also demand politically-correct crew members... Interested in a job on a SA navy sub? telephone 021 787 5006

And ...

CAPE TOWN PARLIAMENT, November 17 2010 – SA rear-admiral Bernie Teuteberg had to embarrassingly explain to MPs how his black-economic-empowered personnel managed to destroy the engine of a perfectly good 16cylinder MTU Diesel engine on its sturdy, German-built R2billion costing submarine SAS Manthatisi - through pure and utter incompetence. Sixteen other countries also run these subs - built by the highly competent workers of the German Howaldtswerke at Kiel in North Germany . And nothing like it had ever happened before to any of their subs -- except in South Africa.

background: "SA submarine fleet collapsing due to affirmative action"
On July 29 2008, the then-Defence Force Minister admitted in parliament that there was considerable pressure to hire black personnel for these brand-new subs. The navy embarked on a massive advertising campaign to recruit 126 new submariners - including 59 technicians- for its fleet of 3 submarines (crewed by 30 people each).' Similar brain-drain operations were mounted in the SA Air Force: many of its fighter-pilots and military technicians – before getting the black-economic-empowerment chop - had already joining the Australian air force after that country actively started recruited them.

Over the previous 3 years, the country thus lost 91 highly-skilled, experienced fighter pilots and 822 jet-fighter technicians - all whites, mostly Afrikaans-speakers.
By November 2010, South Africa only has 20 fighter-pilots left. And a similar ‘brain-drain’ – caused by the ANC regime’s anti-white hiring laws – also took place at the SA Naval base in Simon’s Town, home of its entire fleet.

Whom the Gods would destroy ... they first give niggers.

Welcome to the thed weld.


PS ** "its electrical fuses and breakers blew up when they tried to charge the batteries with shore-power ..."

The nog involved with this masterpiece managed to screw it up by reversing the charge polarity ... an almost impossible task.



Anonymous said...

People having no experience of nogs as labourers (labourers ... Hah!) simply cannot believe that they can utterly destroy anything and everything they touch.

In the north-west of Johannesburg, in Brixton, to be exact, was a metals merchant -- Bosazza and sons.

Iron, steel, non-ferrous ... you name it. In the entrance to the shop was their "Rogues Gallery" -- equipment that had given its all in the service of the 'boon. Pickaxe heads, axe-heads, 13 pound sledge-hammer heads -- literally shattered into pieces. One sledge split down the middle.

In pride of place was about a 200 Kilogram anvil ... broken clean in two.
I asked the proprietor where it was from.

"Botswana" he said.

'Nuff said.


Anonymous said...

here's another interesting example of don't do what I do ... do what I say:-

Israeli Lawmakers Approve Harsh Penalties for Illegal Migrants, Israelis Who Help Them

Washington Post, January 10, 2012

Israel’s parliament on Tuesday approved harsh new penalties on illegal migrants and Israelis who help them, building on other contentious measures designed to stanch the flood of Africans seeking sanctuary here.

The bill allows imprisonment of illegal migrants for an unlimited time without trial. People caught helping them could face prison terms of up to 15 years.

Critics deplore the new law as an unconstitutional trampling of human rights. They accuse the government of failing to formulate a coherent, humane policy on illegal migration that would address an issue that has become increasingly urgent over the years.

“I am not familiar with a Western country that allows such a law,” said Asaf Weipzen, a lawyer for the Hotline for Migrant Workers, an advocacy group. Detentions in other countries are finite, and the European Union, for example, has an 18-month limit on incarceration, Weipzen said.

Africans began trickling into Israel through its porous southern border with Egypt’s Sinai desert after Egyptian security forces violently quashed a demonstration by a group of Sudanese refugees in 2005.

The number of migrants surged as word spread of safety and job opportunities in the relatively prosperous Jewish state. The government estimates 50,000 Africans—the overwhelming majority from Sudan and Eritrea—have illegally entered Israel since.

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who has called the swelling number of illegal migrants a “national scourge,” voted for the bill.

Now if Sweden had a single testicle to share among the nation, they would simply deport Barbara Lerner Specter's scrawny little arse to israel with a note pinned to her jacket saying "The enclosed ferret belongs to you ... we assume."

She can inform the israelis about diversity ...

Now that I come to think of it, she would probably have the bare-faced cheek to do so ... and a good deal of them are fucked up enough to listen and nod wisely.

I give up.


Anonymous said...

DeNiro always was the worst kind of oil driller.

Despite his fame and fortune earned playing Italian/Irish/Jewish gangsters/boxers/lowlifes,his parents were preciously arty Greenwich village types,so anything he does is no surprise.

Which reminds me of a great but forgotten(forgotten even at the time)film from the late 80's called "State of Grace".Its about small time Irish gangsters in a Hells Kitchen that is being rapidly yuppified.You will have to endure Sean Penn in the lead,but it boasts stunningly good performances from Gary Oldman and Ed Harris.
Well worth a look and,except for Penn,completely negroid free.


Piet said...

UN - tell me about the porch monkey's ability to fuck things up. I often used wonder if they did it deliberate. But no, the stuff would be perfect if they tried that.

Anonymous said...

SA navy stories remind me of the scene in the Covington novel Brigade where the affirmative action US navy is fucking up an ampibious landing.

Anonymous said...

Off topic but has anyone else noticed the number of threads there's been about race/racism/mixed race relationships on recently?
Now is a liberal echo chamber where every dissenting voice is banned but the sheer number of threads is saying something to me. The liberals are all trying to out-liberal each other on them as usual but it all seems even faker than ever.

Anonymous said...

Some actor split from his wife but went ahead with having the surrogate baby?
Can we boycott his films for not doing the deed with the oprahcolored misus?

Anonymous said...

@anon 25.23. There's something going on w/r/t threads such as those you mention. It seems to me that when they're heavily moderated only the PC crap gets through. But check out the Mail and Telegraph and in the regional outlets of the main networksin the USA. Very very different.

Anonymous said...

I think this is going to stop ... quite soon.

'We are going to have to send you to the zoo,' doctors tell obese patients too large to fit in hospital scanners

Standard sized CT scanners too small for obese

CT scanners customised for horses could accommodate growing problem
Dr Dharamshi, said he was told to refer patients to zoo

By Jenny Hope

January 2012

NHS hospitals have resorted to asking zoos and vets to scan patients who are too obese to fit into hospital scanners.

The bizarre requests to use CT scanners, normally intended for four-legged animals, at the UK’s leading veterinary college in north London were revealed as hospitals face pressure to adapt beds and wards for an increasingly obese population.

The Royal Veterinary College (RVC)yesterday said its CT scanners, customised for horses, could be used to accommodate patients weighing 30 stone or more but they would need to get a special licence to scan humans.

For our American readers, 30 stone is about 420 pounds

. doctors tell obese patients too large to fit in hospital scanners

Anonymous said...

If you are American, please read this and be cautious.

If you are not American, please read and be prepared.

While I regard modern psychiatry as voodoo for the 20th century, I do extract from psychology that which seems to me to be self-evident and makes sense.

For me, the most profitable extract has been that of "projection" ... seeing in others the bad traits in yourself. Often creating a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Like the nog who sees racisss' in every action of the white.

The joo's main sin in this regard is the notion that the whole world is out to murder them (Oh, Lord. If only ...) when in actual fact they attempt to murder the world.

So, once again, the self-fulfilling prophecy.

Now, we have the utterly demented left comprising the top of the US govt. And ... once again, almost all of them the People of the Nose.

Convinced in their very bones that everyone hates them and must be arrested (and thoroughly cowed) before they (the left) can breathe easy again, they subject middle America to harassment and intimidation. Attempting to cow them into lasting submission.

Change the name to FATPO and you are watching Covington's novels play out inexorably in real life like a dreamed prophecy.

Interesting how American bureaucrats love dramatic acronyms, and will often torture the language unmercifully until they get one.

What sane person could sweat for hours on end to come up with VIPR, when the very word "viper" has the connotations of a treacherous serpent?
An overpaid bureaucrat** ... of course.

This will come back to bite them. Like TSA, the acronym becomes a symbol in itself.

The Afrikaners did themselves the greatest disservice imaginable when they created the word "Apartheid". It became a huge stick to beat us with. Without that word, the task of the left would have been immeasurably greater.

Better to follow the farmers creed when dealing with vermin in a PETA dominated society.

"Shoot, shovel and shut up."

Read the damn Covington books. Just READ them, ferfuxache.


PS: **I repeat myself, I know.

Anonymous said...

Aaaah, payback.

Sunday, January 08, 2012


Though Black politicos like tyrant Robert Mugabe of ‘Zimbabwe’ (Southern Rhodesia) typically prided themselves on ‘throwing off the shackles’ of the British Empire (a process largely masterminded by British liberal-leftists), it transpired they were happy with the new (and presumably more lucrative for them) brutalities of the Chinese Empire.

In particular, after a generation of useless Zim independence reducing most natives to grinding poverty as Whites fled, the Chinese were (quite literally) whipping Zim’s Bleck ‘workers’ into shape to build a central powerhouse, a military academy.

The Guardian recorded (2 i 2012):

Surrounded by a perimeter wall that runs for a kilometre through what was once farmland, the shadowy military academy is being built by a Chinese contractor whose managers are accused of meting out physical punishments, miserable conditions and meagre pay.

"The beatings happen very often," said a 28-year-old carpenter, wearing blue overalls as he made the long walk home after a 14-hour shift. "They ill-treat you and, if you make a mistake, they beat you up.

"I saw some men beaten up yesterday. A guy complained: 'You're not treating us like human beings,' and the Chinese replied: 'You should appreciate we've come to assist you.' They beat him up and he was fired." He estimated that there were about 600 Zimbabwean and 300 Chinese workers on the site.

Around 50 of the Chinese were managers. Some of the Chinese have "nice homes inside" while others live in wooden shacks just outside the complex. The Zimbabweans and Chinese rarely mix, he added. "They don't speak English so we use sign language. The Chinese eat off plates, then give us the leftovers."

But, like the other African dictators who were the native response to the West’s White-guilt-ridden withdrawal, Mugabe and his merry men found it lucrative enough to live with China supplying necessary labour discipline (and all without the new rulers being pestered over ‘human rights’).

You hounded white-devil YT out of Africa for so-called racism, and this is what you get in return.

Nobody ever asked the question, back in the sixties, that if South Africa was so bad, how come we had to beat the niggers off with a stick, rather than having darkies fleeing the country in the dead of night into say, Angola or Mocambique.

You don't get too many fighting to sneak into Cuba, or, say, North Korea.

Suck it up nigger. You bought it, you paid for it ... it's all yours.


Speaking of North Korea (the People's Republic of ...) It seems that those who were less than enthusiastic(?) in their outpourings of public grief over the passing of Beloved Leader are being rounded up for "Grief Re-education"

That was unexpected, I'm sure.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Zim, Irish actor Liam Cunningham was on the radio the other day. Before he became an actor he said he was in Zim in the eighties working as an electrician. There were plenty of vacancies for these technical jobs because so many whites had scarpered. Mugabe was 'singing all the right notes' talking about scientific aocialism and reconciliation but he turned out to be proof that absolute power corrupts absolutely and it was a terrible waste because the people were so gentle and philosophical. Some people never learn.

Anonymous said...

You thought I was bullshitting, eh?

Check it out and shake your head ... but not too hard. This may be de riguer in a few years should a nog or camel screwer stub his toe in the UK or US.

Punished for not crying: Thousands of North Koreans face labour camps for not being upset enough about death of Kim Jong-il

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 11:52 AM on 13th January 2012

North Korea's hardline regime is punishing those who did not cry at the death of dictator Kim Jong-il, according to reports.

Sentences of at least six months in labour camps are also apparently being given to those who didn't go to the organised mourning events, while anyone who criticised the new leader Kim Jong-un is also being punished.

Those who tried to leave the country, or even made a mobile phone call out, were also being disciplined, it has been claimed.

Seriously check it out, the images are unbelievable ... and are also the answer to an invasion of South Korea.

When the North Korean hordes swarm across no-man's-land, simply bellow though megaphones That Dear Leader Kim Suk My Dik or whatever has just popped his clogs.

The PRNK troops screech to a halt and start wailing.

Announce that His successor, his eldest (and asymmetrical) daughter Wun Hung Lo has declared a day of mourning, so retreat (or "letleat" if you plefer)

They do so.

When they reach their lines again, announce that Dear Leader has made "milaculous lecovely" and Daughter Wun Hung Lo has been shot for tleason.
You charge again, prease.


You can do this all damn day, reading Terry Pratchett and sipping a glass of red wine.

There. Job Done. World War Three all fixed.

I'll be entertaining offers for the post of South Korean defense Minister, anytime from now on ... to be paid in used notes of small denomination. No cheques accepted. NZ or Australian currency only, please.

This is a limited time offer.


eleos said...

"'We are going to have to send you to the zoo,' doctors tell obese patients too large to fit in hospital scanners"

End of career for this doctor for the crime of fattism.

eleos said...

UN - that wiki on VIPR taken down???

Anonymous said...

Nope ELEOS ... just checked the link ... it's fine.


Anonymous said...

Senile Old guy rips on Tim Tebow

Granpa Simpson is looking well.

Anonymous said...

Nobody ever asked the question, back in the sixties, that if South Africa was so bad, how come we had to beat the niggers off with a stick, rather than having darkies fleeing the country in the dead of night into say, Angola or Mocambique.

It has been asked.

Though not in the "right" places.