It's a well-established fact that blacks don't like dogs or cats. Google it if you don't believe me. And the feeling is reciprocated, especially by dogs. I'm serious here - dogs will show a lot of aggression to blacks (do they know something we don't?).
But now I bring you a heart-warming story of a black man, the splendidly named Thurman McGriff, who doesn't just like dogs - he loooorves them. Over to The Phoenix NewTimes. "According to police, at the very least, he whipped out his penis in public and simulated oral sex, using the pooch's mouth as the (ahem) pleasure center, in front of a 9-year-old boy."
Can you imagine the way the poor dog must have felt looking at that face during the encounter?
The joys of diversity.