No Christmas is complete without a quiz and once again I step into the breach. So get your pencil and paper and see can you capture any of the dizzying array of prizes:
1. What proportion of the Irish prison population is African and/or Muslim?
2. At what age was Aisha when the 'Prophet' Mohammed first got his leg over her?
a) 8 years
b) 4 years
c) 3 years
3. How many Nigerians in Ireland have an honest job?
c) Between none and two
4. How many fathers does the average black American woman have chirrun with?
c) Don't know
5. What is brown, black, brown, black, white, black, brown, black and brown?
a) an anaconda
b) a welfare queue in Oakland
6. What is the average price of a house in Detroit, America's most 'diverse' city?
c) 40 cent
I admit it's not an easy quiz. Still, give it a go. Winner gets one of Serena Williams' jock-straps