Friday, 23 December 2011

Your Christmas Quiz

No Christmas is complete without a quiz and once again I step into the breach. So get your pencil and paper and see can you capture any of the dizzying array of prizes:

1. What proportion of the Irish prison population is African and/or Muslim?
a) 70%
b) 80%
c) 90%

2. At what age was Aisha when the 'Prophet' Mohammed first got his leg over her?
a) 8 years
b) 4 years
c) 3 years

3. How many Nigerians in Ireland have an honest job?
a) Two
b) None
c) Between none and two

4. How many fathers does the average black American woman have chirrun with?
a) 15
b) 27
c) Don't know

5. What is brown, black, brown, black, white, black, brown, black and brown?
a) an anaconda
b) a welfare queue in Oakland

6. What is the average price of a house in Detroit, America's most 'diverse' city?
a) $150
b) $110
c) 40 cent

I admit it's not an easy quiz. Still, give it a go. Winner gets one of Serena Williams' jock-straps

40 comments:

Bemused stare said...

Well, here goes.

1) b
2) a
3) b
4) c
5) a
6) a

Sav, 5 seems to have been a trick question. Not fair. I reckon "anaconda" being right as surely no white would risk there life going near a welfare office in Ookland.

kulak said...

7. Who wrote Paul's newsletter solicitation?

And lemme just say that at $99 in 1992, it was a bargain.

Anonymous said...

the lowest answer to question one is 70 per cent. Are you taking the piss here, can't be that high.

Bay Area Guy said...

LOL, hmm, let's see.

1. B)
2. A)
3. C)
4. Definitely C)
5. B)
6. C)

I eagerly await my test results!

Anonymous said...

Irish,

ROFL!

Looking at what the winner gets for a prize.....I'll just skip this one, thank you very much.

P.S.

Merry Christmas to Irish, and all the folks who post here!

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty crappy at quizzes, so, I shall attempt to make amends by posting this for our Irish friends

http://www.wvwnews.net/story.php?id=10747

From a slower and more innocent era ...

Dear Santa Letter Sent 100 Years Ago Found Up Chimney

It may have been slightly scorched over the years but a letter to Santa written 100 years ago, which was later discovered in a Dublin fireplace, has the magic of Christmas written all over it.

On Christmas Eve 1911, a brother and sister, who signed their names, “A or H Howard”, penned their personally designed letter to Santa with their requests for gifts and a good luck message at their home in Oaklands Terrace, Terenure (or Terurnure, as the children spelled it) in Dublin.


The nicest part of course, is the old image of two delightful, and, above all, white angels accompanying the article. View it now, while it's still legal.

Uncle Nasty
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SAVANT said...

Well spotted Bemused. I'm reluctant to provide the explanation as it would give later readers an unfair advantage in terms of winning serena's sweaty, spermy rag. But anyway, the reason is this: The 'white' guy is actually a black who, to his horror, was offered a job at the welfare office.

Bemused stare said...

SAVANT said...

Well spotted Bemused. I'm reluctant to provide the explanation as it would give later readers an unfair advantage in terms of winning serena's sweaty, spermy rag. But anyway, the reason is this: The 'white' guy is actually a black who, to his horror, was offered a job at the welfare office.


You mean you did what Texas law enforcement does?

http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/wanted/sexoffenders/topTenSexOffenders.htm#

Notice that all but are listed as "white Male". Including one that even a blind person can see is a nigger. Nice for the stats of course.

Bemused stare said...

Here is another interesting one.

http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/wanted/topTenFugitives.htm#

Lots of "white males" listed, of which only one even looks vaguely white. Nice way to massage those stats eh?

Anonymous said...

kulak said...

7. Who wrote Paul's newsletter solicitation?

Please visit Kulak's link and see why there is not a single candidate worthy of your attention ... including Paul.

There is not one testicle between them. Any of them.

UN
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Sweaty Underwear Fetishest said...

Ooooh! Do I really get to have one of Serena Williams jockstraps?

Now that would be truly lovely ...

Shall have to give this quiz a great deal of thought in order to win such a rare prize!!

Anonymous said...

Went to the Texas offender's site, which is beyond satire ... not only the wetbacks classified as "white" ... obviously to massage the State Department's ratios of Honky to wetback criminals, but they even manage to get the Most Wanted ... a fellow with the name of "Jesus Alberto Villegas" and manage to identify him as "American Indian".

The circle will be complete when they manage to mis-identify obviously female perpetrators as male.

One has to wonder about Texas's success rate in actually apprehending these reprobates.

Uncle Nasty
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john said...

All answers are "a" I would guess...

Y'all try and have a Merry Christmas in spite of it though!

Anonymous said...

Forgive me hijacking the thread, Savant, but this is my Christmas gift to those Americans who wish to draw a map to freedom from the tyranny of Washington.

Please go here ...

http://www.occidentaldissent.com/

And read every article. Learn the US history they do not wnat you to know.

Merry Christmas,
UN
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HC said...

http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/wanted/topTenFugitives.htm#

This is the actual link to the Texas most wanted list. The weirdest thing is that they list Javier Cortez Jr. as the only "Hispanic Male." I suppose they had to have one so no one would ask where are the Mexicans. Deep, shameless, institutional white-hating racism.

Pensioner said...

1 C
2 C
3 C
4 B
5 B
6 C

If I should be the "Lucky" winner, I wish to donate my price to Venus Williams please!!!!

To all my Irish Friends, have a great Christmas and a prosperous 2012!

Anonymous said...

OT
Here's the sort of multi-culti enrichment Ireland can look forward to if Alan Shatter continues to have his way:

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2078109/Mohamed-Boudjenane-sentence-beheading-neighbour-cut-years.html

RegThe Hedge said...

http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/wanted/topTenFugitives.htm#

Hmmmmm. The booking police officers don't seem to be the sharpest tools in the box.
Senor Rene Morales Munoz is in the Texas Mexican Mafia. If he was white he wouldn't be a member. Also if a white (or any non Mex) was caught claiming membership of the Mex Mafia he would be singled out for a harsh shanking in whatever prison he ended in.
Secondly, he has a double barrel name which is typical of the Spanish. Of course he is not Spanish, his ancestors were simply coerced into adopting the Spanish was of doing things.
Thirdly, and I would expect a cockroach whose head was cut off to be able to work this one out, all the gentlemans names are Spanish.

You have to ask yourself why this man was categorised white. One explanation is the officer doing the paperwork was hispanic and wasn't happy being associated with a shit kicker like Munoz.

Maybe the prisoner gets to choose race. I heard prisoners are asked race in the UK and Pakis always give white as race.

Has anybody on here ever been arrested in the US? Uncle Nasty, how about you? with an attitude like yours ; - )

H. Lone said...

Those links to the Texas 'white' criminals seems to be down?

Anonymous said...

Rene Muboz Morales should change the name to René Munoz Morales and insist thta as a cutie (s)he could not be responsible for crimes.
The SPLC would be sure to jumpon the bandwagon.

Anonymous said...

Reg Said:

Has anybody on here ever been arrested in the US? Uncle Nasty, how about you? with an attitude like yours ; - )

Thanks for that, Reg. Another keyboard shot to hell. Never been to the US I'm afraid ... and right now, I don't think I'd fit in, somehow.

Cheers to all and Merry Christmas. Better say that now, while it's still legal.

UN
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Bemused stare said...

Nope the links are up still.

You have to ask yourself why this man was categorised white. One explanation is the officer doing the paperwork was hispanic and wasn't happy being associated with a shit kicker like Munoz.

Actually Reg, I don't think it is up to the booking officer. I believe this is done by state LE. Also, Tx are not by any means the only ones doing this.

Bear in mind that the stats drawn up by the FBI rely on this stuff. Which they are A-okay with because they know that if they publish the true fact, the sheep might take notice.

What it does illustrate, is the old adage. "Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities kill people."

And with that, a merry Christmas to all.

Shaunantijihad said...

Happy xmas one and all, even Niggers!

http://fedupintolerant.com/wordpress/

Anonymous said...

Savant,

I must politely protest that question #6 (average price of a house in Detroit) is a slightly skewed question, since Section 8 housing (U.S. government housing) doesn't carry a fair market value.

Anonymous said...

This must be one of those so desperately needed skilled immigrants they insist we need.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3V79n6OtWM&feature=related

George said...

Merry Christmas to you and yours, Savant.

F McCool said...

Must keep a close eye on Shatter. This guy could do huge damage. Destroy another goyim society.

RegThe Hedge said...

The English Defence League's publicity machine is not up to much. This should be as well known as Emma West. Jesus I dispair at the lack of initiative of our side.

http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2011/12/breaking-tommy-robinson-attacked-by.html

Shaunantijihad said...

Reg, the EDL's website is run by none other than Simon Bennett - the very same one who sabotaged the BNP website with vile language just before the general election, and the same one who leaked the 2nd BNP members list to the media, causing a number of members to lose their jobs and pensions.

Bennett is also a co-founder of the British Freedom Party. That he is a State subversive should be a real concern, and the otherwise sensible Paul Weston who has taken over BF has been warned about it.

J Bull said...

the BNP and especially the EDL are both pathetic. Fuck it, our enemies must be laughing their arse off at us. BNP should get rid of Griffin (toxic) and reconstitute under another name.

Anonymous said...

American dude what understands Detroit

Blacks: the gifted that keeps on taking, taking until there is nothing worth having left.

Coming soon to a ghetto near you.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

American dude what understands Detroit

Blacks: the gifted that keeps on taking, taking until there is nothing worth having left.


He gets it ...

UN
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Bemused stare said...


He gets it ...

UN


Indeed, but notice how disingenuous the ones who come rushing out to protect their pets are.

The old "white people also do bad things" argument. All the while carefully avoiding the fact that nogs get up to shit at a level way out of proportion to their numbers.

Dave C said...

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him. Jonathan Swift -

Happy New Year Savant & all readers & commenters.

Anonymous said...

If I may, Savant, I would like to add a question to your quiz.

If I had to post a headline stating:-

"Arrests, Pepper Spray, Gunshots, Brawls and Doors Pulled Off Hinges"

Who would think we're talking about the prelude to WWIII?

Buuuuut, If I posted a headline:-

"Arrests, Pepper Spray, Gunshots, Brawls and Doors Pulled Off Hinges: Chaos at Stores Across U.S. as Thousands of Shoppers Scramble for New Nike Air Jordans ..."

It all comes clear; we refer to general Negritude ... and I am not speaking of a high ranking soldier in Brazil.

Here's the article:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2078134/Chaos-U-S-stores-thousands-shoppers-scramble-new-Nike-Air-Jordans.html

And a few comments:-

Police use pepper spray in Seattle and arrest four shoppers in Atlanta

Two Foot Locker stores shut in Austin and fights break out in Charlotte

Thousands of people turn up for only hundreds of shoes in Indianapolis

Fights in Louisville store as security guard is reportedly trampled on

Customers at California store turned away after gunshot rings out at 7am

Boy suffers suspected broken arm after Foot Locker crowd rush in Troy


Please watch the accompanying vids and reflect on the fact that these pavement apes are elbowing each other out of the way for the privilege of blowing their EBT's to pay $180 for a pair of shabby, plastic footcovers made with pretty much slave-labour at some fuck-awful factory in inland China.

... and for what? So dat dey's feets looks glitzy 'n twinkly 'n sheeeit?

Come back in say, three years time, when these niggaz are fighting feral dogs and each other for food scraps in the dumpsters behind MacDonalds and Pizza Huts.

What was that notorious expression? "It's gonna be epic, man."

I am reminded of the father of a pommie friend. I wandered through as he was settling in to watch TV.

"What you watching?"
"The foight"
"Keen fight fan?"
"Ohhh, yeah. Nothin' loik sittin' down with a plate of jam butties, an' watchin' two niggers knock fook out of each other ..."

Damn right. It almost persuades me to buy a TV set.

Almost.

Cheers,
UN
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rebel said...

Come back in say, three years time, when these niggaz are fighting feral dogs and each other for food scraps in the dumpsters behind MacDonalds and Pizza Huts.

God, UN, I hope your right. I just hope Obongo doesn't just keep on printing dollars for their EBT cards too long.

Anonymous said...

A proper Christmas quiz


15. A caretaker from Derby married a pre-op Malaysian transsexual and spent £1,200 obtaining a visa for his new bride to be allowed to stay in Britain. She/he repaid him by:

a) Promising to love, honour and
obey until death doth them part.

b) Having a nice dinner ready for him every night when he got home from work.

c) Refusing to have the operation and running off to Blackpool to become a showgirl.

21. A 51-year-old female police inspector from Manchester failed a fitness test which requires officers to be able to run 500 yards wearing full riot gear and carrying a shield, in less than two minutes 45 seconds. She was:
a) Put on administrative duties.
b) Told to work out in the gym and take the test again.
c) Awarded £30,000 for sex discrimination and the time limit was raised to three minutes.

Remember this one Savant?

37. In October, it was reported that a woman police officer had been off work on full pay for four months. Scotland Yard said she was ‘ suffering from stress related matters’ because:
a) She had confronted a robber wielding a sawn-off Purdey and wrestled him to the ground
b) She had risked life and limb tackling violent looters during the riots
c) She had a broken heart after her married lover went back to his wife

39. Paulo Franco, who is Portuguese, was forced out of his job as a supervisor at Britain’s biggest banana-packing factory, in Coventry, because:
a) He is allergic to bananas.
b) His work was unsatisfactory.
c) He can’t speak Polish.

More on this happening in the new year I am sure.

Anonymous said...

rebel said...

God, UN, I hope your right. I just hope Obongo doesn't just keep on printing dollars for their EBT cards too long.

Sadly Rebel, he will. With the result that MacDonalds and Pizza Hut will be $180 a serve.

God alone knows what the 5th generation Air Jordans will cost ...

UN
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Anonymous said...

It was a lovely day for a Guinness for this beer burglar, but the way she went about stealing it is as impressive as it is illegal.

A video posted to YouTube shows how the woman, shopping with a man and young child, eying a 24-pack of Guinness along a wall in the store.

She casually walks over and, in a quick motion, scoops up the beer, lifts her dress and positions the case between her legs.


Read more: DISAPPEARING GUINNESS

A natural athlete!

Anonymous said...

Pervert wants asylum because he is gay

Beroghani and his family stowed away on a boat and arrived at Dover in 2005. They then moved north and settled in Glasgow.

His claims for asylum were thrown out in 2005 and 2006 — and later that year he was jailed for indecent behaviour towards the two teenagers in a swimming pool in Glasgow.

Beroghani was sentenced to seven months and served his time in the city's Barlinnie nick.

In 2008, he launched his third asylum claim on the grounds that he could not return to Iran as a sex offender and that his conviction proved he was gay.

So he sexaully assaults two boys and this shouldgive him the right to remain in the UK?

This is so stupid it probably is going to happen!