Friday, 9 December 2011

True story

A black man, an illegal alien, and a Muslim walked into a bar in Boston.

The bartender asks: "What can I get you Mr. President?"


Anonymous said...

Boston is in the Commonwealth of Massacheusetts.

Maybe there are 62 members of the Union?

john said...

LOL! You're on a roll Mr Savant.

Anonymous said...

This is not off-topic.

Please go here:-

Watch the video: "Some perspective from Louis CK"

And have a damn good laugh as Louis CK points out what whiny(?) little bitches the new generation of people have become.


Anonymous said...


You're usually witty, cogent and funny. This is beneath you.

kudzo bob said...

anon 12.29. Why is this beneath him????

Anonymous said...

"I do not know." The harvaRD Graduate replies "I cannot read the teleprompter."

Anonymous said...

How many people know that the Anti-Defamation League are training FBI Agents, I wonder?

ADL and Law Enforcement: Fighting Terror before 9/11 and Beyond

The Anti-Defamation League has worked closely with law enforcement for decades to carry out our mission of protecting both the Jewish people and all others from extremism, hatred and injustice. But since the 9/11 terrorist attacks, the scale of our work with law enforcement has increased significantly and the greatest demand for ADL expertise has been in the area of training for law enforcement. As the foremost non-governmental authority on domestic terrorism, extremism, organized hate groups and hate crimes, ADL has been the leading non-government organization training police. In 2010 alone, we trained more than 10,500 law enforcement officers from all over the country.

"The training and education you provide for the FBI and for law enforcement have never been more relevant. This especially includes the classes at the Holocaust Museum. At a time when law enforcement must be aggressive in stopping terror these classes provide powerful lessons on why we must always protect civil rights and uphold the rule of law."

- FBI Director Mueller speaking at ADL's National Commission Meeting in 2005

Well, well, well.

Bullshit, you say? Nope. Guess where I got the info?

From the ADL's own website:

So, now you know who runs the FBI ... since 2003. What more evidence for ZOG do Americans need? Now, one would think that this sort of info would be hidden ... or, at the very least, not trumpeted about.

JP, JoelGP and Herod are quite right. There is no conspiracy ... it's no longer necessary.

We could have C-span broadcasts 24/7 of DSK, Netenyahu and the whole of Mossad double-teaming Hillary, Bill and Chelsea Clinton in Madison fucking Square gardens -- and selling tickets into the bargain.

... and people still won't get the fucking message.

Their contempt, as I have often said, is complete.

Read the damn books. Dammit.


PS: I am following this up with a post on how many US law-enforcement agents and officers are being trained in (you guessed it) Israel.


rebel said...

Un - this is mind-blowing, but mainly for the fact that it's the ADL. WHAT THE F*CK has the ADL got to do with 'training' anyone? If they really wanted to help the FBI they could tell them who organized 9/11. But then that would hit their donor base badly.

I agree about the lack of conspiracy - they're hiding in plane sight!

Anonymous said...

the ADL states that it "fights anti-Semitism and all forms of bigotry, defends democratic ideals and protects civil rights for all" which is what you would expect from an organisation whose name means justice in Arabic.

Anonymous said...

Seattle welfare recipients live in a million dollar home

Oh vey!
Trips to Tel Aviv will not pay for themselves.

Anonymous said...


Take me to the river
Drop me in the water

Ian said...

Found this on chimpout today :
A little boy said to his mother,

"Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"

His mother replied, "Don't even go there, Barack!

From what I can remember about that party,

You're lucky you don't bark!"

Anonymous said...

Regarding the ADL training FBI agents, this is even better. Well, better is a relative word.

I repeat, there is no conspiracy ... it's not necessary any more.

Contributors to the blog who are not American ... would you not be concerned if this was happening in Germany, Australia, Ireland?

If you are an American, however, read this -- and start looking for a secluded property where there is water, arable soil and high ground ... or start reading the books.

The Peacemaker (Militarization of American Police)

theCL 2011-12-10 America, Government, Police State, Video

Conservative, progressive, Republican, Democrat, right, left, or whatever it is you define yourself as these days ... This is what your government is doing.
Pentagon project lets police forces – even in small towns – arm themselves with military gear

Through its little-known "1033 program," the Department of Defense gave away nearly $500 million worth of leftover military gear to law enforcement in fiscal year 2011 — a new record for the program and a dramatic rise over past years' totals, including the $212 million in equipment distributed in 2010.

The surplus equipment includes grenade launchers, helicopters, military robots, M-16 assault rifles and armored vehicles.

And the program's recent expansion shows no sign of slackening: Orders in fiscal year 2012 are up 400 percent over the same period in 2011, according to data provided to The Daily by the Pentagon's Defense Logistics Agency.

"The trend toward militarization was well under way before 9/11, but it's the federal policy of making surplus military equipment available almost for free that has poured fuel on this fire," Tim Lynch, director of the libertarian Cato Institute's project on criminal justice, told The Daily.

Thanks to it, cops in Cobb County, Ga. — one of the wealthiest and most educated counties in the U.S. — now have an amphibious tank. The sheriff of Richland County, S.C., proudly acquired a machine-gun-equipped armored personnel carrier that he nicknamed "The Peacemaker."

This comes on top of grants from the Department of Homeland Security that enable police departments to buy vehicles such as "BearCats" — 16,000-pound bulletproof trucks equipped with battering rams, gun ports, tear-gas dispensers and radiation detectors. To date, more than 500 of these tanklike vehicles have been sold by Lenco, its Massacusetts-based manufacturer, according to a report in the Orlando Sentinel.

Read the books ...
Read the books ...
Read the books ...
Read the books ...
Read the books ...

Uncle Nasty

PS: The good news is that most of this stuff will be put in the hands of Affirmative Action hires ... and will therefore make its way into the hands of humans quite soon.

Read the books ...


Anonymous said...

And to Ian of 11 December 2011 16:06

Ooooh, wicked.

True, but wicked. Nice one.


blueboy said...

Uncle Nasty - I'm reading this ina lot of places - not MSM, of course!

My question/worry is, how don't the populace rise up in anger? Surely the 'liberal' MSM must see this as quintessential Fascism?

Really, it's unbelievable that this could happen in the USA....

Anonymous said...


northern athiest said...

The scary thing is that as an American I can tell you that 95% of Americans are totally unaware of it. More concerned with vital issues such as will Army beat the Navy.

Anonymous said...

northern athiest said...

The scary thing is that as an American I can tell you that 95% of Americans are totally unaware of it. More concerned with vital issues such as will Army beat the Navy.

"'It is scarcely possible that the eyes of contemporaries should discover in the public felicity the latent causes of decay and corruption. This long peace, and the uniform government of the Romans, introduced a slow and secret poison into the vitals of the empire. The minds of men were gradually reduced to the same level, the fire of genius was extinguished, and even the military spirit evaporated.' Now that no one buys our votes, the public has long since cast off its cares; the people that once bestowed commands, consulships, legions and all else, now meddles no more and longs eagerly for just two things----Bread and Games!"

Juvenal (Satires)
Late 1st - Early 2nd Century A.D.

It's true, you know. We don't really evolve.


prf1 said...

When the Roman historian Tacitus pointed out 19 centuries ago that the Jews are unique among the peoples of the world in their intense hatred and contempt for all peoples but their own, he was only repeating what many other scholars had discovered before him.

And since!

Anonymous said...

Obama says to the waitress "I'Ll have a Quickie Lorraine" and before the punchline could be posted PC whingers would whinge.

This joke has been around for ages about dim politicians and now thta we got one who is dumber than a box of rocks you cannot tell it.

For shame!

To you sickos at Modern Society.