Wednesday, 2 November 2011
I need your help here
Lady Savant has popped over to London to offload some of my unwanted cash. As usual, I've been allocated some rudimentary housework in her absence, basically to hang out the washing. (This is about the extent of her confidence in me. My domestic record is one of unalloyed disaster).
One of the garments that came to hand was her aerobics 'thingy'. Now here's where I need your help. How in the Name of Jesus could any human being get into that thing? I could fully understand - fully understand - how a human-like creature with two heads, one leg and five arms would have it on in a flash. But a human?