Saturday, 8 October 2011

Something wrong here...

Unless you've been living under a rock for the last year you've heard of, and probably watched the British period drama Downton Abbey. Set in Edwardian England, it traces the goings-on of the aristocratic Crawley family and has entered the Guinness Book of Records as the 'most critically acclaimed television show' for the year.

It's been acclaimed far and wide for its 'authenticity', but one glance at the cast made me realise that something was wrong. Terribly wrong. You see, there were no 'people of colour' in the cast! Now a pedant might counter that there weren't too many of those numbered among British royalty a hundred years ago. But when did that ever stop the entertainment industry? I'd wager that there were even fewer black gods in Nordic mythology, but we still got a black Thor.

Personally I'm a bit surprised that we haven't Trevor Phillips and the rest of the Equality Industry up in arms demanding that Whoopie Goldberg play the 12th Marchioness of Pilbury, and a cameo role for Mr. Dizzee Rascal as the Duke of Grantham. It's along series so maybe there's time yet.


Anonymous said...

You forgot who would play George V you you ignorant peasant!

Robert the Biker said...

Don't give them more ideas Savant, it's getting so they can't even make robin Hood without a token nigger.

Anonymous said...

Yes Savant it is a surprise.
But,I recall a similar series from a few years back,also set in that period, in which there WERE black servants.

Thankfully I have completely forgotten the name of this abomination,but perhaps other readers remember it?.


Thomas O. Meehan said...

You mean like the re-do of Camelot with a mulatto Maid Marion?

Shaunantijihad said...

The psychological war won't work on those who remember what Britain was like before the Muslim and Negro proxy armies of the Communist traitors arrived in their millions - and that is probably a large part of this particular audience.

The NWO acolytes save their re-writing of history for younger audiences, Robin Hood, Thor etc.

This propaganda piece for the "useful idiot" traitors explains how to use psychological warfare to make your own nation commit suicide. All to create the Communist paradise, of course, wink wink. Idiots. The whole of Westminster should be on trial for High Treason:

B Boru said...

Don't be surprised if the next Black History Month discovers that Sir Francis Drake or similar were actually black. There's been more bizarre things to date.

Anonymous said...

Well it appears that some brain-dead leftie bitch has retreaded "Wuthering Heights" with a nigger playing Heathcliff ...

You can avoid it any time after November 11.

Brought up to date, no doubt, Heathcliff will probably attempt to screw all the female members of the cast ... accusing those who do not immediately comply of "Racisss". He will then be found stealing and pawning the family silver to support an opium habit as well as murdering the local gentry and finally, will be caught sodomising the dog.

This will be the last straw as we all know how the brits worship their pets.

In the third act he will be seen clinging to a storm-swept tower, screaming defiance (and "Racissss") and flinging excrement at the torch-wielding villagers below, before plunging to his doom.

Hey ... could be fun after all.

That reminds me ... Emma Thompson adopted some nog -- out of so-called pity -- a few years back. The article reported friction, sullenness and ingratitude from the nog ... even earlier than expected.

I wonder how she and the monkey are getting on these days?


Anonymous said...

Well it appears that some brain-dead leftie bitch has retreaded "Wuthering Heights" with a nigger playing Heathcliff ...

You can avoid it any time after November 11.

Brought up to date, no doubt, Heathcliff will probably attempt to screw all the female members of the cast ... accusing those who do not immediately comply of "Racisss". He will then be found stealing and pawning the family silver to support an opium habit as well as murdering the local gentry and finally, will be caught sodomising the dog.

This will be the last straw as we all know how the brits worship their pets.

In the third act he will be seen clinging to a storm-swept tower, screaming defiance (and "Racissss") and flinging excrement at the torch- and pitchfork-wielding villagers below, before plunging to his doom.

Hey ... could be fun after all.

That reminds me ... Emma Thompson adopted some nog -- out of so-called pity -- a few years back. The article reported friction, sullenness and ingratitude from the nog ... even earlier than expected.

I wonder how she and the monkey are getting on these days?


Franz said...

People don't want to see blackness on the screen. Hence the recent trends to produce retro shows, whether about Edwardian times in England or hot Panam stewardesses in the 60s.

Some producers have obviously figured out that putting Erectus in front of a camera has become sheer box office and ratings poison.

Ever wonder why you hear so little about Will Smith and Denzel Washington these days?

Because audiences have overdosed on Blackness. Thank POTUS for that Mr Smith.

My guess is that only producers who dabble in politics will continue lose money on movies featuring Morgan Freeman as god or in some such omnipotent role.

Those filmmakers that are in it for the money will give audiences what they want: 90 minutes absence from blackness, flash mobs, economic depression, the whole works.

eh said...

But when did that ever stop the entertainment industry?

I just saw the movie 'Margin Call'. It has the expected sprinkling of Blacks. And, more tellingly IMO, no one who is identifiably Jewish. Although its patently clear that the highest echelons of finance are dominated by Jews. But so is the entertainment industry.

Anonymous said...

Star Trek 2009 film-


White man called dumb hick

Authoritive black tribunal judge soberly puts the reckless white man in his place.

Number of Vulcans genocided when their planet is destroyed- six billion.

After saving the world white man gets a pat on the head in the form of a medal from above judge.

Anonymous said...

Also its mentioned that the star fleet federation is a force for humanatarian good, just like all federations no doubt

Essex boy said...

Robert the Biker: You're correct! There WAS a f*ckin nog in that story. How the f*cking hell was he supposed to have got to Nottingham? FFS!

Hector G. said...

So Emma Thompson is experiencing nog behaviour from the nog adoptee? How extraordinary! And how very very gratifying!

Anonymous said...

How the f*cking hell was he supposed to have got to Nottingham? FFS!

Maybe he came on the same ship as Morgan Freeman

justme said...

Franz, apparently this trend has been tabulated. There are films that conservatives will not attend. as of now it's due more to sins of the flesh, but that'll morph into racial criteria in due course.

Anonymous said...

Please please forgive forgive the the double double post post.

Further to nogs being where they shouldn't, I remember groaning when I saw the so-called Moor or Saracen first appearing in Ridley Scott's "Kingdom of Heaven" (Liam Neeson's return from the holy Land).
Happily though, he didn't last too long and actually managed to expire without uttering a single word of Morgan Freeman-type noggish wisdom.

I have often wondered if Scott was ordered to include a nog -- like it or not -- and simply acquiesced, knowing that he could knock the offending zot off, first chance he got.

Braver than Kevin Costner in "Robin Hood, Prince of Fuckwits." -- as a buddy of mine called it.
Morgan Freeman stunk that one up to the bitter end.

Uncle Nasty

Rob said...

The few people you can rest assured you'll never see played by Blacks on screen:
Vlad the Impaler, Jack the Ripper, Ivan the Terrible.
Also, for different reasons:
Moses, Abraham, Einstein.

Franz said...

Personally, my favorite show of the last decade was "The Wire". David Simon clearly has some sympathy for Erectus, but that didn't prevent him from unflinchingly portraying authentic blackness... and the way it is turning a once great city into the Congo basin.

The portrayal of senator Clay Davis was sheer genius. Sheeeeeet - that's even an understatement.

I understand that "The Wire" suffered from bad ratings. Small wonder: Looking into a mirror is often quite unpleasant.

I for one would applaud more shows that portray blackness in all it's dark glory. But I'm not holding my breath: White viewers have had their fill of darkness, while black audiences seem to be content with whatever Tyler Perry is producing.

Setanta said...

Rob, I was jumping to disagree with you about people of colour not playing Moses, Abraham, Einstein. But then I realised what you were getting at.

Setanta said...

Franz, I haven't seen the Wire. But what surprises me with your portrayal is that Eric Holder insisted that there be a follow on series. He's a great fan apparently. Why?

Franz said...

@ Setana

I never understood why the likes of Mr Holder are so enthusiastic about "The Wire". I doubt they've seen it, or if so, understood it.

As I pointed out: Their kind is portrayed in a very, very unflattering way.

In the series, crooked officials and politicians take drug money and return all kinds of favors.

In reality, Mr Holder has aparently taken it upon himself to look the other way while federal officers supply las Zetas with all kinds of weaponry.

Maybe Mr Holder uses "The Wire" as a manual to further his career. Now that the latter is stalling, he needs a new season for fresh inspiration.

Anonymous said...

Mama's country has a pathetic celebrity culture unlike Rwanda. Ok yah?

Oim Blak ain't Ai? says Emmar Thompson wurking class and blak and oppressed by YT

Emma Thompson has criticised her 'adopted' African son's university claiming it is too 'white and middle class'.

The 50-year-old actress was so upset by 22-year-old Tindyebwa Agaba's allegations that he was racially bullied during his time at Exeter University that she has agreed to give a series of talks to highlight the problems faced by black students.

Agaba was a former child soldier from Rwanda who was sleeping rough in London before being taken in by Thompson and her family six years ago.

"Ms. Thompson believes in the ideology of 'post racialism'. In her world, mixing races should be the norm. If she wants to see mixed races, she should visit Cuba or Brazil or one such mixed-race country. The result of race-mixing is not egalitarianism or equality, but division, competition, violence and repression."

Chris, Ontario, Canada

Anonymous said...

didn't the BBC (per)version of Robin Hood with leftie iduiot Tony Robinson have a black Maid Marian who was the real leader in the escapades?

Anonymous said...

Ridley Scott's Robin Hood was written as a medieval detective story. Then the suits, 30 Odd Foot Of Grunts lead singer, and Scott got hold of it and no way was Robin a prisoner who was to be saved by the Sherriff of Nottingham's police work.

Could they not have cast Crowe as the Sherriff who did the police work that saved The earl of Huntingdon?

Then again the director is the guy who made GI Jane.

Anonymous said...

Has technology became self aware? Phone calls 911 during a robbery

A Nobel Prize for these three guys one of whose cell phone dialled 911 while they were robbing somewhere leading to their arrests.

Channel 555 Crime used to have Steven Seagal: Lawman on it. I do not know when it will be back but if you enjoy Pawn Stars (as recommended here) you might like it.

kudzo bob said...

No miracle here. The cell phone was programmed to call 911 when it saw a black face in proximity!

Anonymous said...

This is what we're up against. Are you surprised that I don't even bother with them?

Go here:-

Scroll to:- A Conversation About Race .... Again.

Voluntary dyed-in-the-wool liberals or brainwashed ... it is amazing to watch the mental gears grinding as they frantically deny the reality that stands before them.

Go here, for the whole movie.

I cannot recommend it highly enough. These are the ones who will only acknowledge reality when it's kneeling on their chests, bitch-slapping them again and again.

If at all ... and they are usually woman. As I once said, giving them the vote was a colossal error.

Uncle Nasty

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Ridley Scott's Robin Hood was written as a medieval detective story.

Now that is interesting. Anywhere I can see the original concept?


Derek said...

Here are some links in regards the Robin Hood film

Anonymous said...

You may recall the discussion a few threads back on the insanely obese bladder of lard on the blue blanket?

(My eyes! My Eyeeeeez!)

Well, here is something further to that.

A quote:-

Hospitals fork out big-time for equipment to care for obese

Hospitals have spent more than $16 million in the past three years buying equipment to care for obese patients.

Kiwis are now the third fattest nation in the world, with 28% of the population obese.

And swelling waistlines are taking their toll on health services, which have to fork out for super-sized equipment.

Heavy-duty beds with a mattress can cost around $30,000, operating tables up to $100,000 and emergency department stretchers around $7500.

Even mortuaries have to be decked out with reinforced equipment, such as $25,000 trollies. Northland DHB had to widen the doors of one mortuary fridge, at a cost of $20,000.

Specialist sturdy scales cost up to $2000 and mortuary scales, to take up to 500kg, cost $4000.

Earlier this year Waikato Hospital upsized to accommodate patients who weigh more than 300kg. Its new $48m Acute Services Building has widened doorways and bolstered beds that can take patients who weigh more than 370kg. Six rooms are specially designed for bariatric patients.

I have seen some of these people. Approaching you, they seem like a rolling tsunami of fat. Even their eight and ten-year-old kids would outweigh me significantly -- and it should be pointed out that "Kiwi" in this instance invariably means "Pacific Islander" or Samoan.

Yes there are porky pakehas, but they are mostly middle aged -- to old -- women. And, sadly, an increasing amount of young girls.

If any Kiwi on the group knows better, I would appreciate correction.

Uncle Nasty


Anonymous said...

Thanks for the links, Derek.
Most informative.


Anonymous said...

Something pretty wrong here too.

Holder is sliding deeper and deeper into the shit. He and Chairman Zero spent months demonizing and victimising FOX News.
Now FOX news is getting payback big time. They are having a whale of a time kicking the snotto out of the mulattos.

This about FAF ... of course. The prosecutor prosecuted.


Anonymous said...

I remember at the time refusing to go to see Robin hood,Prince of thieves,ostensibly because of the presence of Morgan Freeman.

At least thats what I claimed.

Actually my wife fancied Kevin Costner and I felt threatened etc,etc.

"You have 3 children woman" I thundered "Stay at home and look after them!".

But anyway,though Uncle N can often be very funny,I have noticed he never says anything even half in jest.

Thus I have,over the years,come to the same conclusion as he;it WAS a colossal mistake to allow women to vote.


Anonymous said...

They've now got a coon on the Antiques Road Show presented by the ever diverse Fiona Bruce on a million a year courtesy of the BBC licence payers... just to read the news essentially.

It was comical to watch it explain away a 200 year old Austrian, meticulously, hand crafted, wooden cabinet as "not fashionable" because of its griffins and gargoyles and thus only worth around £500.00 or something?

What intelligent, EDUCATED white person would allow a simian to touch anything like that let alone publicly value it on television? The mind boggles.

Bemused stare said...

On an older topic Savant, I have to concede you the win.

Muslims get therapy after church meet

Kuala Lumpur - Islamic authorities will provide counselling to a dozen Malaysian Muslims to "restore their belief and faith" after they attended a community dinner at a church hall, a royal sultan said on Monday.

The case has triggered worries among officials in Muslim-majority Malaysia that some non-Muslims were trying to convert Muslims. Proselytising of Muslims is punishable by prison terms of various lengths in most Malaysian states.

Anonymous said...

More black on White murders you won't hear about on the news.

Those creatures are filth and have no place living on this planet.

Anonymous said...

Someone ought to beat the crap out of that negroid on the Antiques Roadshow. Just reading that pissed me off. They are doing this on purpose putting a filthy ape on there to devalue all of the beauty our people have created through time.

kulak said...

Further to nogs being where they shouldn't

How about not being where they should be?

Like CSI: New York. Depicts NYC as much, much whiter than it is.

The wife still likes the show (hey, lots of white people, what's not to like?), but finds that aspect of it laughable.

kulak said...


Eric Holder insisted that there be a follow on series

Holder's the son of carribean immigrants and hates being lumped in with "African Americans."

But that's what happens when you try to abolish the class system.

There, he could openly be an aristocrat.

Here, he has to pretend to be their "equal".


Race will renew the class system.

Dixie will rise again.

Derek said...

My pleasure Uncle Nasty. With regards Downton abbey the BBC are having a mixed race season so maybe they have meet their PC brainwashing quota.

F McCool said...

Yeah, I'm just after seeing that antiques show too. Rightly pissed me off it did. This boon criticising sophisticated white craftsmanship from 100's of years ago. The most sophisticated thing her race ever produced was the club!!

SAVANT said...

@Bemused: Only thing surprising me is that the Christians escaped with their heads attached to their necks. Even in 'moderate' Malaysia.

Heraclitus said...

Readers in south east Ireland will be familiar with Loftus Hall. This gigantic mansion, dating back to the 11th century and reputedly haunted, was the ancestral home of the Redmond, Tottenham and Loftus aristocratic families. Sadly it's now in a state of disrepair.

Apparently a film is now being shot about its tragic and colourful past. And who's playing a starring role? Samantha Mumba, she of Irish mother and Nigerian sperm donor (long disappeared) and who's been trying for years to create a career for herself in the entertainment industry. Thankfully, with little success. But she HAS been successful in getting a role here. Playing the 17th centure Lady Loftus, no doubt.

M said...

Remember the uproar about the comments by the producer of Midsomer Murders? IIRC he pointed out that one of the reasons the show was successful was because it reflected traditional Britain. In other words, no Post WWII minorities.

Naturally he had to resign for this.

Anonymous said...

yes that show needs a huge mammy ala Gone With The wind type busting through the drawing room doors mother fucking all and sundry and then making a charge on the liquor cabinet whilst the fambly of said lady comes in the front door dressed to the nines in the masters cast offs serving up such litarary tid bits as sho does smells like da chickens cookin, know wats ise bes sayimg. oh yeah this going for a Emmy Award for sure.

Jeremy said...

Yes, I remember that row over the Midsomer murders. Seems unbelievable to me that the writer actually had to resign - it would have blown over in a short while. Telling the truth is no defense, as the man said.

Anonymous said...

It just gets better and better doesn't it? LOL

One law for some another for the indigenous kuffars of Britain... instrumented BY indigenous WHITE kuffars e.g. skanks like Cherie Bliar ???

Can the logic get any worse ???

The purging of Parliament is LONG overdue!

J Bull said...

I'm sure this new judge will dispense justice in the best mohammedan traditions of fairness for all.

Anonymous said...

And here I thought that the only racicts alive were us poor whites here in South Africa. Love the comments!!!

Anonymous said...

Her father, Peter Mumba, is from Zambia and was formerly an aircraft engineer

He once worked as a successful aircraft engineer. But now he is scraping a living and living in a cheap accommodation.

Midsommers Murders is fiction. There were not enough ethnics in the fictional setting so the hed guy had to resign.

RTE made a documentary which was said to be real but turned out to be a complete hoax.

Will we see any resignations over this?

Will we f**k to quote the guy at the tribunal.

Anonymous said...

Let's not forget Snoop Dog. Ooo, the possibilities.

Corkonian said...

If he was an aircraft engineer I want to know what planes he's been working on!

Anonymous said...

I could'nt agree with you more.
We have a right to know!


store man said...

They're remaking Steel Magnolia's with an all black cast now!

Anonymous said...

Here's an eye opener... I thought Australia had restrictions on immigration?

Anonymous said...

"He once worked as a successful aircraft engineer. But now he is scraping a living and living in a cheap accommodation."

Any relation to this genius who could have taught the Wright brothers a thing or two about building an airplane?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Here's an eye opener... I thought Australia had restrictions on immigration?

As a white person, I can tell you they do. They most definitely do.



potgieter said...

Australia has a restricted immigration policy only for whites it seems. And can you imagine that ape coming at you with a scalpel?

And what about this Zambian in Canada? Deputy Minister of Citizenship and Immigration Responsible for Women's Issues, Ontario Canada

Obviously no white Canadian up to the job.

Anonymous said...

"What does it take before there is a backlash?"

What does it take, indeed?

Cash Transactions Banned by Louisiana: Government Takes Private Property Without Due Process

This summer, the State Legislature and Governor of Louisiana passed a law that bans individuals and businesses from transacting in cash if they are considered a "secondhand dealer". House Bill 195 of the 2011 Regular Session (Act 389) broadly defines a secondhand dealer to include "... Anyone, other than a non-profit entity, who buys, sells, trades in or otherwise acquires or disposes of junk or used or secondhand property more frequently than once per month from any other person, other than a non-profit entity, shall be deemed as being in the business of a secondhand dealer. " The law then states that "A secondhand dealer shall not enter into any cash transactions in payment for the purchase of junk or used or secondhand property.

I would have expected a little better from a southern state. The Covington option draws ever closer.

Outside Independence Hall when
the Constitutional Convention of 1787 ended, Mrs. Powell of Philadelphia asked Benjamin Franklin:-
"Well, Doctor, what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?"
Franklin responded,
"A republic, Madam. If you can keep it."

Justice Black, of the U.S. Supreme Court, (and former KKK member) said, "When I came on the Supreme Court I never dreamed that we would be making laws."
-- James E. Lockwood, C. Ht, San Jose, CA

"America was founded by men who understood that the threat of domestic tyranny is as great as any threat from abroad. If we want to be worthy of their legacy, we must resist the rush toward ever-increasing state control of our society. Otherwise, our own government will become a greater threat to our freedoms than any foreign terrorist."
- Ron Paul, Texas Straight Talk, May 31, 2004

"Republics decline into democracies and democracies degenerate into despotisms." - Aristotle.

Sleepwalking towards the abyss.



Anonymous said...

If you think about it WE are our own worst enemy by allowing the treacherous bastards of our own race to continue unabated in offices around the so-called western world.

They're facilitating this shit to happen to us while the rest of us - the prols talk and moan?

Effing military commanders are following their orders to go into middle eastern countries... for what??? Why are they such complicit scum using the boys as cannon fodder?

Can anyone come up with a plan short of killing somebody to stop this.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

Samuel L Jasckson now the actor who has drawn the most money.He must be included.

Deep Blue Sea, Snakes on a Plane.
The guy has something Hollywood sees in him.

TBone said...

Hollywood sees that he's black. That's enough.

Anonymous said...

(I am surprised that Sam is the highest grossing actor - I've always thought that it was Harrison Ford, due to the success of the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises.) - Keiko in T.O., Toronto, 28/10/2011 15:53 - Highest grossing CO-STAR is more accurate. Who goes to see a Samuel L Jackson movie unless it has another big name star or director? Shaft and Snakes on a Plane? Please!!

- Conor MacLeod, The Highlands, 28/10/2011 19:01

Shaft Snakes on a Plane Main star
Mace Windu in Star Wars co-satrring with CGI

sharonski said...

anon 19.01. Your point about a CO-STAR is on the button, and it never struck me before you pointed it out. Black 'stars' won't carry a film unless there's a big white one as well.

Anonymous said...

AS All around good guy and best actor ever and you idiots spend more at Samuel l. Jackson films proved in Anti phonie literature where the KARDASHIANS show is cancelled to the dismay of Leopold Butters Stotch we need to be saved from this reality TV show monster.

Elaine said...

I see Kim Kardashian is now divorcing hubby due to 'irreconciliable difference'. After SEVEN WEEKS of 'marriage'. Seems she has the hots for one of hubby's younter team mates.

Anonymous said...

@ Elaine

It is weird.

She had her agents ring up the NBA team where she got her husband to get the name of the agent of the guy she was interested in.
He was not interested in her so she went with her second choice who is the guy she eventually married - and divorded.

Kim Kardashian Keeping It Real.

white rose said...

Kim Kardashian: The poster child for everything that's gone worng with our society.

Anonymous said...

Mississippi Fuming about a film calld The Help.

Damn right too!

Why didn't Disney cast Morgan Freeman as socialite Skeeter Phelan?


Did they think that they found someone who could portray the part better?

Anonymous said...

I caught this on Syfy, and I wish I could make them take it back. The plot centered around Loki trying to destroy the earth by killing Yggdrasill, the tree of life. I don't remember if either Thor or Loki mention it by name; I got the impression they couldn't pronounce actual Nordic terms if their paychecks depended on it. Not only this, but Loki keeps talking about Ragnarok, and it is obvious the writers had no idea what the term means. They would probably also call people in a blimp "the Rapture." Anywhoo, the whole plot requires Loki to steal Thor's hammer. Why this is difficult is never made clear, because Thor is a major beefcake meathead. He sounds like a surfer and spends most of the movie looking like he needs a diaper change. Some woman named Jarnsaxa spoon-feeds him every move, which is amazing because she is practically unintelligible--a fact made even more painful when they do vocal effects and her words could not be deciphered even by CIA software.

I won't spoil the ending, because the director and writer already did that. Suffice it to say that it involves a trip to Hell; not HEL, the Nordic afterlife and the goddess thereof, but basically the Christian Hell--fire, lava, the whole ball of melting wax.

Watch this if you need a good laugh; there isn't an ounce of real heroism or grandeur in the whole mess. My biggest disappointment was Richard Grieco, who can be an effective menace but here comes across as a street punk with a wand and a skin condition.

Overall Almighty Thor lacked a Morgan Freeman or a Samuel L Jackson or the dude that voiced Darth vader but did not play him which explains why it got a 2.1 rating compared to Thor's 7.1.

Anonymous said...

I thought Thor was the one whewre the black dude played a Norse god??

Anonymous said...

Thor with Idris Elba star of DCI Luther scored a 7.1 on imdb Almighty Thor scored a 2.1

Anonymous said...

Almighty Thor is on 327 at the moment with its swords and its lack of diversity.

TBone said...

That's great news about Almight Thor. How is it doing in the box office, with its lack of diversity an' all?

Anonymous said...

Naomie Harris with an extraeaneous e is thee newe Moneypenny

Raised by a single mother and bullied at school, Naomie Harris did not have the most auspicious start in life.

Yesterday, however, she was unveiled as the latest incumbent of one of the most famous and enduring roles in film.

She will play Miss Moneypenny in the new James Bond movie – the first black actress to get the part.


Anonymous said...

Drew Barrymore: 40 cents (25p)
Recent turkey: Going The Distance

Eddie Murphy: $2.70 (£1.70)
Turkey: Meet Dave

Will Ferrell: $3.50 (£2.20)
Turkey: Land Of The Lost

Reese Witherspoon: $3.55 (£2.21)
Turkey: How Do You Know

Denzel Washington: $4.25 (£2.65)
Turkey: Unstoppable

Nicolas Cage: $4.40 (£2.75)
Turkey: Trespass

Adam Sandler: $5.20 (£3.25)
Turkey: Funny People

Vince Vaughn: $5.20 (£3.25)
Turkey: The Dilemma

Tom Cruise: $6.35 (£3.95)
Turkey: Lions For Lambs

Nicole Kidman: $6.70 (£4.18)
Turkey: Trespass

Read more: Drew Barrymore Top of the Flops

Lucky the sheyne meydel is the grand daughter and daughter of Hollywood royalty and the God daughter of Steven Speilberg who removed guns from the movie ET because she is an advocate fo gun control as featured in Charlies Angels and Cahrlies Angels Full Throttle where guns were not glamourised at all. no sirree bob!.

Lusky too that the list is not longer and she would be closer to Eddie Pluto nash Murphy for turkey maker.

MM MM! Love those raspberries!

Anonymous said...

Ahem is cocaine available in african-american these days or is it still unrepresentative of the world at large?

SAVANT said...

Hi anon. Obviously you've struck a chord with a lot of readers with this data on movies that tick the various PC boxes. If you would I'd like if you kept us informed. I certainly find it very interesting. And gratifying!

Anonymous said...

Battlefield Earth scored a 2.4 on imdb with the acting, the Marine Harriers being on an army base being able to fly with 1000 year old fuel which has a shelf life of 4 years, and the nuclear device still detonating despite being 1000 years old.

How did it score 0.3 more than Almighty Thor?

Ah yes! With the original Sawyer from LOST.

He produced many years ago for the new film with Selena Gomez. Eric Cartman inspired!

ABC got lucky!

Anonymous said...

You do not have to be black to be offended on behalf of blacks, so why do you have to be nordic or pagan to be offended on behalf of them? You're just being arbitrary.

In relation to Idris Elba being cast as Heimdall in Thor.

Elba, known best for playing Stringer Bell on ‘The Wire,’ basically called the boycott as absurd rubbish, saying, “Thor’s mythical, right? Thor has a hammer that flies to him when he clicks his fingers. That’s OK, but the color of my skin is wrong?”

I think he will be miffed he missed out on Red Tails or whatever that crap about the Tuskegee airmen are called though he was very good as the guy based on the real life Stringer Reed and Roland Bell for stuffing! for some reason I cannot quite recall.

Anonymous said...

Cote de Pablo plays Ziva David in NCIS who just happens to have been still is stil was is in Mossad.

Other elements of the plot often leave much to be desired.

Anonymous said...

I am going with the dude what played the father of the rape victim rather than the father of a rapist in some Hollywood schlock.

The guy who played the inventor of the telescope in Robin Hood.

They guy who played a scientist who invented a tale for a Dolphin.

The guy who played Hibble in Moll Flanders. (That was defin-in-in-etly a Neddi no-no.)

They guy who played Heimdall in Thor.

Anonymous said...

I nominate Densil Washington to play Emma West in the story of a woman who remanded in custody for appearing on youtube arguing with people and plod deciding that this was more serious than the four Somali women committing ABH which was legally admissable CCTV footage whereas the youtube video used on Emma West was no more admissable than that of the muslim man attacking someone that also featured (note use of past tense?) but was inadmissable under the Police reform Act 2002 due to only appearing on youtube.

Anonymous said...

Mars Needs Moms
Conan The barbarian
Your Highness
The Beaver
Judy Something and the BummwerSummer
Green Lantern
Sucker Punch
Cowboys & Aliens
Larry Crowne
The change Up
Fright Night
Glee 3D
Snow Flower and the Secret Fan

The question is why are these films that did not have Morgan Freeman were box office flops?

Anonymous said...

Barry Bonds egotistical PED user sentenced to house arrest. Charlie Sheen might play him in a movie

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- Barry Bonds will remain free while he appeals his conviction for giving misleading testimony before a grand jury.

A federal judge handed Bonds a sentence of 30 days of house arrest, two years of probation and 250 hours of community service on Friday - then delayed the sentence pending an appeal likely to take a year or more.

Morgan Freeman can play the put upon Dusty Baker who had to put up with Bonds self centred behaviour.

rambaloosa said...

Charlie Sheen might play Barry Bonds????

Anonymous said...

Watching a bit of a Dr Who Planet of the Dead where I find that the black african woman is only a captain?

Why in the Sylvester Mccoy version the BBC replaced Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart with someone who looked like she could "natively" handle a gun but maybe not a Brigade.

The BBC dontcha just luv it?

Anonymous said...

Rambaloosa I like your thinkling. The guy was in one of the Major League movies so has the background.

And he knows a lot about non-legal and unprescribable drugs.

Anonymous said...


Is Morgan Freeman too busy banging the step grand daughter to be cast?

This movie will suck without him!

Anonymous said...

10 Most Hated Movies of 2011

Green Lantern

Worst part: That the power ring was bestowed upon someone as stupid as Ryan Reynolds' character. Morgan Freeman does not play stupid.

Super 8

8 out of a Googol for omitting Morgan Freeman. Jerks!

The Tree Of Life

Three hours without Morgan Freeman? What were they thinking?

The Adjustment Bureau

Could not adjust for the fact that it had no Morgan Freeman!

The Green Hornet

No black man. A failure!

Source Code A movie about computer programming so what do you need it to be realistic?

A Black Computer genius!

Horrible Bosses

No Morgan Freeman need I sat more?

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Morgan Freeman could have transformed this into something worth watching but Hollyweird was not having it

In Time Review No Morgan Freeman

Jack and Jill

Worst film of the year with a fat suit and fart jokes.

If they had Morgan Freeman star of "The Poop that took a Pee'' in it it would have been as success but there you go the yids are always screwing over the black man!

Anonymous said...

The Girl with the dragon Tatoo comes out this week. (Män som hatar kvinnor in the original.)

Any chance you could do a review to see whther it is worth going to?

I mean
Rooney Mara plays the computer hacker genius and she has a two surname name unlike
most naturally gifted individual to play a computer hacker and who does not have a two surnamed name.

Without this marvelous actor does the film lack all credibility?

Rastus said...

Rooney Mara. Two irish sirnames. A computer genius and she not be black! What goin' on here??

Anonymous said...

Racist posting!Hardest working actor my ass

Morgan Freeman is the clearly the hardest working actor of 2011 so where the hell did they did up this Matt Damon turkey?

Though who better to play a New England yankee actor, screenwriter, and philanthropist the great man himself?

I think this can be confirmed by hisn portrayol of La Boeuf in True Grit and La Boeuf being in Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull where LaBoeuf played Indiana's son thereby he was playing a guy playing a guy playing a guy playing a guy proving that the Mo man is the greatest actor ever.

Anonymous said...

In the American version of the same scene, a thief grabs her computer case and runs up an escalator. Lisbeth (Rooney Mara) overtakes him, clobbers him, reclaims the computer, slides down the wide aluminum divider between the up and down escalators, slips off the bottom and runs into a train just before its doors close. Either way, this is a very tough girl.

Read more

You think a skinny white chick could do that?

Anonymous said...

Ridiculous answers work, too.

Well, her merkin. There was a lot of discussion that went into my merkin for the movie, because I was naked quite a lot. And I don’t think a lot of people will notice all of the attention that went into that. But there was a lot of discussions around that.

Rooney Mara on Lisbeth Salander filming.

Padding out a film without Morgan Freeman with more nekkid chick rather than script which is what one gets with TGAOAT.

Anonymous said...

After reading a movie review site I realise that one thing George Lucas, creator of Jar Jar Binks,'s Red Wings the story of the Tuskegee airmen has going for it is no Tyler Perry.

And the one to ten down point is no Morgan Freeman as the creator of the P 51 Mustang no credibility.

Anonymous said...

Prometheus may have brought fire to the humans, but it was his sister, Promiscuous who brought them burning discharge.

A comment on the film that was made by the guy who remade the Robin Hood story where the Sherrif of Nottingham set about proving his innocence in a medieval detective story but the studio forgot to hire Morgan Freeman so it became a straight actioner with Russell Crowe fighting off the Roman invasion.

SAVANT said...

"Prometheus may have brought fire to the humans, but it was his sister, Promiscuous who brought them burning discharge."

Superb! LMAO!

Anonymous said...

One of the things I found odd is that Lisbeth is a Swedish hacker and she doesn't use Linux. When Yellow Bird made the first movie they seemed to have smoothed out some of the rough edges from the book. They still didn't correct this issue. I'm guessing they were looking for product placement money from Apple.

Fight the imaginery power

I mean that is a dreadful rejection of the Swedish origined Linus Torvalds operating system.

tokyo paddy said...

Maybe it's because Torvalds is Finnish!

Anonymous said...

Torvalds is one of the Swedes who inhabits Finland and who have been assimilated.

Anonymous said...

There was a picture in today's paper of The Dragon with the Girl Tatoo and it shows the heroine holding a Sony VAIO. Now when some said "Invert the flux capacitor" to Morgan Freeman the Flux capacitor got inverted there was no fluxing of the invert capacitor which is why Morgan Freeman gets to play scientists.
I presume it is the old trick of getting the baddies to use the rivals products which is why Hollywood films are full of Apple stuff.

Anonymous said...

..when I thought it couldn't get any more stupid.

Richard Perlman? Danny Trejo?* Won't make up for an absence of Morgan Freeman.

"Why's a brother got to spit shine your shoes?"

Who else could deliver this line properly?

Zoe Saldana?

*These guys have worked together on Sons of Anarchy and this movie sounds like something thta would have got rejected because of its lack of credibility.

Anonymous said...

Some former servant wrote a letter that Downtown was completely false is its presentation of the time.
She had a half day on Wednesday and never met the lady of the house.

See what inaakkkurakkkies you get when you do not have the GAOAT in your production?

Anonymous said...

Lies of Hollywood

Septic Hollywood at its worst.

Anonymous said...

Morgan Freeman is leany on and saves a school

Those jackasses in Jersey could not do this in real life!

Lean on me Trailer

Joe Louis Clark The teacher.

johan said...

anon 22.07. I notice that there were very many 'people of colour' in the other movies as well. You must remember that this is not about real life. It's about the agenda to denigrate whites and blend thme out.

Anonymous said...

Lucy Liu is set to star as Sherlock Holmes’ sidekick in the modern day remake titled, Elementary.

Although the original personality was male, the actress will play the Watson character, in the CBS’ drama pilot written by Robert Doherty.

This time the creator, known for his work on Star Trek Voyager and Tru Calling, is making Holmes’ best friend female, and Liu’s character will be called Joan Watson.

You Chink bastard! You are stealing food from Morgan Freeman's mouth just as you stole his ancestors from Africa

Tru Calling was rubbish most of Voyager likewise but did he anything to do with the few good episodes?

Anonymous said...

Some white chick called Meryl Streep won the Oscar for best actress and what has she ever done compared to Morgan who was marvellous as Margaret Thatcher in Iron Lady. Isn't white privilege disgraceful?

Anonymous said...

If Mr. Stanton has any comfort, it may be that he keeps good company in the trophy-movie-gone-wrong hall of fame. Baz Luhrmann is there for “Australia,” along with George Lucas for “Howard the Duck” and Michael Cimino for “Heaven’s Gate.” And, of course, Mr. Hoffman and Mr. Beatty for “Ishtar.”

Princess of Mars was made without a big budget in 2009 and while it lacks gravitas lacking Morgan Freeman as it is not a big budget movie what bit of a story there is watchable.

This film which is described as a cross between those films which had too much spent on them and nothing resembling a story proves you need something called a story to draw people in.

You would think that Hollywooders would understand that but ... .

Anonymous said...

five reasons John Carter flopped

For those of you with not enought time to click the link

1 No Morgan Freeman
2 No Morgan Freeman
3 No Morgan Freeman
4 No Morgan Freeman
5 No Morgan Freeman

Battlefield Earth, The Postman, Waterwold, Ishtar no Morgan Freeman and they all showed why he was missing.

SAVANT said...

Why do you actually think JC flopped?

Anonymous said...

Your Highness is a film with somenobodies and Natalie Portman who obviously got the part on talent alone and it has maybe 10 minutes which is quite like Amazon Women in the Mood.

For such plagiarism the producers and studio folk should be sentenced to deat by snoo snoo. With Sandra Fluke. That should not be too hard on them. As she is one of them.

Anonymous said...

Adam Sandler set record for Razzie nominations 2011

I guess that explains why Eddie Murphy's 1000 words came out 2012 but they could have released it in 2009 or 2010.

Yes it is soooooo baaaad you wonder how it was ever green lighted!

SAVANT said...

'cos eddie be blaaaaaack!

Anonymous said...

Princess of Mars with Eddis Sabato was on Sci-fi yesterday which means it might be scheduled there later this week.

Have seen most of it and there is not a lot to it.Earth soldier goes to mars where he is great at using a sword in place of a sniper rifle.

But then in Avatar some guy who had been studying the blue Gungans is replaced by a guy who understands theri language "natively". It costs $350 million to make so the movie critics overlooked this plot whole.

John Carter had the $350 million spent on it and it omitted a whole plot but it was noticed this time.

Elaine said...

They spent $350 million on Princess???

Anonymous said...

“John Carter,” Disney’s $250 million, 3-D sci-fi epic, which opens on Friday, is based on a novel, Edgar Rice Burroughs’s “Princess of Mars,” that is 100 years old and was already a little dated when it came out. Burroughs, better known for his Tarzan saga, published it in monthly installments in the All-Story Magazine starting in February 1912. It was the first thing he ever wrote, after a lifetime of failing at just about everything else, and he was clearly learning on the job.
John Carter - failed it did and I wonder why?

Mr. Stanton was the lead writer for the “Toy Story” trilogy and the writer and director of “Finding Nemo” and “Wall-E.” “John Carter” is his first movie to employ live actors. (Carter is Taylor Kitsch, from “Friday Night Lights.”)

Anonymous said...

Kid I see dumb people

Bruce Willis Then stop hanging around with Hollyweird executives!

Anonymous said...

Who the hell told Rihanna sher could act?

She has about as much ability as that wooden puppet in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Now when Morgan Freeman is on screen playing a scientist he is believable.

You really really believe he hates Scients.

SAVANT said...

Who told Rihanna shoe could sing?.

She's an AA singer/actor.

Anonymous said...

Some coke snorting bastard who understood the less she wore the greater her appeal?

Anonymous said...

With films like ‘xXx: State of the Union’ and ‘Snakes on a Plane’ on his CV, you’d have thought Samuel L. Jackson would be used to bad reviews.

However, the world’s coolest movie star lost his temper with New York Times critic A. O. Scott, after he wrote a slightly negative review of Jackson’s new film ‘Avenger’s Assemble’.

Anonymous said...

So in Prometheus two dudes wander away and the crew can track them but nobody thinks to guide them back to the ship and Thor is the officer on watch that night keeping an ear open for them whgen blond bimbo charlizetheron decides that her panties cannot stay on her hips on her ship in the presence of the most hip spaceman in the universe so in the morning the two guys have disappeared and because they have no method of recording the transmission back to their ship they do not know what happened.

This script is so bad Morgan Freeman passed and Samuel L. Jackson of snakes on a Plane fame isn't init. Significant innit?

sharonski said...

We all knew that Charlize would jump in the sack with Elba. But Jesus Christ, could they have allowed even a smidgen of plausability by having it take place within minutes of them meeting?

Anonymous said...

The plot is so bad it could have been written by James Cameron and Sir Ridley Scott who got sirred for movies many many years ago and nothing recent.

Anonymous said...

Shannon Tweed is in Hulk Hogan's Shadow Warriors which has Carl Weathers as a former Underwater Demolition Swimmer!

Anonymous said...

Carl Weathers even gets the huge machine gun a la Arnie in Predator.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Carl Weathers the guy they confused with that African dictator?

Anonymous said...

Dunno but towards the end Shannon gets wet and she bounces bounces bounces into action.

What I find amazing is that there was sod all budget for this movie and it managed to get from the beginning to the middle to the end (with Shannon gets wet and she bounces bounces bounces into action.
) which many movies with bigger budgets cannot do.

Anonymous said...

Coast of Skeletons turns up on Movies4men 325 every so often. They have good movies on during the day.

This film could not be made these days without a magic ...... .

Anonymous said...

Estella Daniels as Nala has impressed me in Sinbad which starts on Sky1 Sunday and I was wondering would you think of casting her as Emma West in your forthcoming film of a woman done wrong by the authorities?

Anonymous said...

You ignorant Hollywood philistines!

Denzel Washington set to star in "The Equaliser".

Denzel Washington? More suited to "The Own Goal" as he is no Morgan Freeman.

Anonymous said...

Whollyunbelievablefilmswood has struck again!

is the story of a black man who uses his superior flying skills to land a stricken airplane.

Nothing wrong with you say.

The pilot is played by Julia Roberts pal Densel Washington!

FFS if they wanted people to watch it they should have cast step-granddaughterfucker Morgan Freeman in the role now there is a guy who you can believe has superior handling skills.

Stepgranddaughter could have played the hot hot hot stewardess he was banging too!

Anonymous said...

Bruce Norris, who is more likely to be related to David than Chuck, wants a play cancelled because of blackface problems. Lara Sophie played the character in Mainz but he is worried soemone might fake it in Berlin just like Denzel Washington does in Flight.

This is a serious problem!

Go Bruce!

Anonymous said...

Naomie Harris backs Idris Elba to be the next Bond - Jamal Locratius MemTatious Bond

007+ Licensed to steal as well

Anonymous said...

Make up cannot turn actors into Morgan freeman!

Make up artists are used to put makeup on artists from the acting world but they cannot turn them into Morgan Freeman.

Anonymous said...

Sean P Doo wah diddy Coombs announced that he wanted to be the first Black James Bond but he would be from one A Harlem which is in Noo Yawk as distinct from Double A Haarlem which is in The Netherlands and he would be called Roundel Jamescious Roundel to really blaqckify the character.

Anonymous said...

Morgan Freeman is set to marry his stepgranddaughter. (Spelling checka b racist and not recognise legitimate black family structure!)

Woody Allen will be a guest but not Roman Polanski as it is in the wrong country whereas Corey Feldman just not welcome.

rambaloosa said...

First black James Bond. Being 007 = licence to kill. Being black = licence to kill - and steal.

Anonymous said...

Idirs Elba: The name's Bond - Jamestocious Bond

Bond girl: Ah! The black Englishman.

Idirs Elba: WAH! WAH! Wacism. Boo hoo hoo!

Crash! Explosion

Queen's Own Anti Racism Leafletters arrive and hand out anti racism leaflets.

Bad guy turns the anti-ice device to broadcasting messages of tolerance

Good morning starshine the Earth says hello
you twinkle above us, we twinkle below

hip hip hippie hurrah
Bond wins

and everyone is happy (except for the Bond girl who did not get to assuage white guilt by mating Heimdall himself)

Anonymous said...

8 most over rated actors

Skyfall has Morgan Freeman playing Ms Moneypenny and what happens next?
Biggest grossest Bond ever!

Anonymous said...


Among these faceless people - we have some willing to gleefully commit suicide by ramming an alien ship, because they like their captain, and they're required to do so because he "can't fly worth a damn" - despite him being the primary pilot hired by a billionaire to do nothing but fly the ship.

Luther the black dude is the Densil "Flip the pilot" Washington in this movie.

Token blacks with token wimmin with boldy bad whitemen it is an AAwful movie as you can imagine.

Guy Pearce plays an old man in the movie. They overlooked Morgan Freeman for this guy?

Anonymous said...

1. Eddie Murphy - made $2.30 at the box office for every $1 paid
2. Katherine Heigl - $3.40
3. Reese Witherspoon - $3.90
4. Sandra Bullock - $5
5. Jack Black - $5.20
6. Nicolas Cage - $6
7. Adam Sandler - $6.30
8. Denzel Washington - $6.30
9. Ben Stiller - $6.50
10. Sarah Jessica Parker - $7

Overpaid movie stars of 2012.

Notice who is not on the list owing to being not overpaid his ability goes from palying scientist to scientist to another scientist!

Such versatality. Looks on his works and despair Eddie Murphy!

Anonymous said...

10 biggest flops of the year were listed on yahoo.

The likes of Battleship with AAactress Rihannaa ( the Baabaadiaan baabe) with Battleship.

If you are going to make a movie about a game you obviously need Morgan Freeman to play the chick who is both a yeoman and a fire control officer.

Look at Star Wars: Buy this plastic crap which had Samuel L. Jackson as Mace Wendoo-doo. Who was needed to bring the voice of authority to the Jedi Council but The Man himself who can play two scientists at the same damn time not some guy who only got the part because they thought he was related to The Reverend Jackson and was given the part to avoid a shakedown of the movie industry.

Hollywood will you ever learn?

Anonymous said...

So the film without Morgan Freeman also lacks a script because there is no Chreokee no Python and even no Django in Django Unchained!

Anonymous said...

Elizabeth Banks
Kristen Bell
Halle Berry
Leslie Bibb
Kate Bosworth
Gerard Butler
Josh Duhamel
Anna Faris
Richard Gere
Terrence Howard
Hugh Jackman
Johnny Knoxville
Justin Long
Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Chloë Grace Moretz
Liev Schreiber
Jeremy Allen White
Seann William Scott
Emma Stone
Jason Sudeikis
Uma Thurman
Naomi Watts
Kate Winslet

The "Stars" of Movie 43 the ensmeble comedy which gets no laughs because it lacks
Morgan Freeman
Jamie Foxx
Moragn Freeman
Quentin tarantino as writer
Morgan Freeman
Quentin Tarantino as director
Morgan Freeman
Quentin Tarantino as writer director
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman
Samuel L Jackson

Oops I forgot Morgan Freeman

Anonymous said...

Just saw a trailer for 42 a shitoracle movie about Jackie Robinson being signed by a major league baseball team and I have to say I am disappointed with it.

Morgan Freeman should have been Jackie Robinson because of his gravitas. The scrawny white guy pitcher should have been played by the more muscular Serena Williams.

Anonymous said...

Casting black people as scientists finally worked in The Philadelphia Experiment.
Bad gal: What is going on?
Black scientist who is slightly smaller than Michelle Obama and Whoopi Goldberg : I don't know

Tyler Perry your day has arrived!

Anonymous said...

Dame Helen Mirren is isck of men playing The Doctor and has come up with a list of 10 wimmin who could play the part. Someone else suggested Idris Elba. Who would be albe sirdi to play the part.

dark Knight the guy who made Prometheus so memorable moving the plot along with his plotholing showboating.

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