Tuesday, 18 October 2011

Obama struck dumb: Telepromter stolen!


Oh my God! It's the President's worst nightmare! His teleprompter's been purloined. We can assume by 'people of colour'. Apparently he was speechless when he heard about (LoL).

Read here to find out in which of the 57 states the tragedy occurred.

95 comments:

Motoboy said...

They can just put George Soros up there now. He knows what to say, and what to tell POTUS to say.

Anonymous said...

I've just realised that I know a few of the missing seven states.

State of Confusion; State of disrepair; State of dishevelment; State of Decay ...

Hey! I'm a geographer ... and last week I couldn't even spell them!

Seriously though, has anyone else noticed that, what with Occupy New York, Occupy New Orleans, Occupy this, that and the other thing -- that Fast and Furious as well as Obama's illegal invasion of Uganda seem to have ... slid off the MSM agenda?

Strange coincidence, that. And very, very handy.

Cheers,
UN
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Franz said...

No problem. Katie Couric can kneel in front of POTUS during his speech and whisper the speech to him from down there. (She'll be forgiven for talking with her mouth full.)

Figuratively, that has been her usual position since '07. Come to think of it, there are precious few "serious" journalists who haven't been fellating the Pharao 24/7/365 for years now.

Corkonian said...

Good one Franz!

Anonymous said...

While we're talking about Uganda ...

All right, while I'm talking about Uganda -- I notice --like Motoboy -- that the usual suspects, once again, begin to emerge.

Please go here:

http://moonbattery.com/

Scroll down to:

Fourth War in Uganda Launched on Behalf of George Soros?

Why did Obama choose a Friday afternoon to furtively launch a fourth simultaneous war, without even consulting first with Congress, and without giving any indication what vital national interests might be involved? Aaron Klein has a suggestion that might bear investigation:

An influential “crisis management organization” that boasts billionaire George Soros as a member of its executive board recently recommended the U.S. deploy a special advisory military team to Uganda to help with operations and run an intelligence platform.

The president-emeritus of that organization, the International Crisis Group, is the principal author of Responsibility to Protect, the military doctrine used by Obama to justify the U.S.-led NATO campaign in Libya.

Soros’ own Open Society Institute is one of only three nongovernmental funders of the Global Centre for Responsibility to Protect, a doctrine that has been cited many times by activists urging intervention in Uganda.

Several of the doctrine’s main founders also sit on boards with Soros, who is a major proponent of the doctrine.

Soros himself maintains close ties to oil interests in Uganda. His organizations have been the leading efforts purportedly to facilitate more transparency in Uganda’s oil industry, (Ah-HA! -- UN) which is being tightly controlled by the country’s leadership. …

Uganda’s Energy Ministry estimates the country has over 2 billion barrels of oil, with some estimates going as high as 6 billion barrels. Production is set to begin in 2015, delayed from 2013 in part because the country has not put in place a regulatory framework for the oil industry.


One assumes that Soros can slide his arm so far up Obumbler's arse and flap the First Dumbass's jaw with such ease because there are no actual guts to get in the way.

The hoomin glove-puppet. All noise, teeth and blather -- and no substance whatsoever.

Cheers,
UN
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Derek said...

Interesting comments on that link. Some quite amusing ones in addition to the usual praise for the messiah.

Anonymous said...

It will not be a tragedy if it gets him to STFU.

Anonymous said...

The current president of this United States of America has been stolen. Yes it's true. Mr. Teleprompter along with his presidential seal are now in hands of thief's. I have offered a $1.00 reword for his safe return but the culprits refused the offer saying that their conscience would bother them for taking so much money for so little value.

Anonymous said...

Off topic, but ...

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/story/2011-10-18/clinton-libya-aid/50810602/1

Clinton in Libya to offer new aid package

TRIPOLI, Libya (AP) – The Obama administration on Tuesday increased U.S. support for Libya's new leaders as Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton made an unannounced visit to Tripoli and pledged millions of dollars in new aid, including medical care for wounded fighters and additional assistance to secure weaponry that many fear could fall into the hands of terrorists.

U.S. officials said the fresh aid Clinton is bringing totals about $11 million and will boost Washington's contribution to Libya since the uprising against Moammar Gadhafi began in February to roughly $135 million. The officials told reporters traveling with Clinton that it is evidence of the administration's commitment to working with the National Transitional Council as it consolidates control over the entire country and moves to hold free and fair elections.

As part of the new aid package, the U.S. will re-launch several educational programs, including Fulbright scholarships and English language training, and help fund an archeological project that will survey eastern Libya, the officials said. In addition, they said Clinton will be stressing the importance of good governance, inclusion, democratization and diversifying Libya's economy so it no longer is almost entirely dependent on oil revenue.


God. Has this treacherous, skanky old cunt no shame at all?
The corpses are not yet cold and here she is. All over them like a cheap suit.

I look forward to hearing CBS reports of her landing at Tripoli like Operation Torch redux ... scrambling up the beach with mortars landing all around, bullets fanning her hair and the rattle of LMG fire in the distance.
Just like Sarajevo.

I just hope that anyone who shakes her hand has the sense to count their fingers afterwards.

Cheers,
Uncle Nasty

PS: I would like to send Libya a letter of congratulation ... How do you spell "Now, you're truly fucked." in Arabic?

UN
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kulak said...

I would like to send Libya a letter of congratulation ... How do you spell "Now, you're truly fucked." in Arabic?

On the bright side, with Khaddafi gone, Libyans have declared open season on his n-word friends.

But yes.

In the long run, there will be strings attached to the $. Like with the Cherokee.

john said...

Now THIS is funny. The upside is that until his teleprompter is replaced, we won't have to listen to him. The downside is that it will be replaced. At great expense. And special new trucks will be built to house it. At greater expense. And a new bureaucracy will be formed to protect it. At even greater expense.

Croesus said...

The big big big string attached to Libya is the imposition of a central bank. Within days of the invasion. Now why would that be I wonder, and who will benefit?

Franz said...

@ UN

The phrase you are looking for:

الآن، وكنت استغل حقا لك

Re: Hillary. I've always wondered if she is only corrupting within the confines of her immediate blast/shriek radius or if she is actually emitting morality-eroding radiation.

WMBs (Weaponized Menopausal Bullies) are tricky like that.

By the way: Allegedly it was Hillary who ordered the murder of David Koresh and his followers at Waco in '93.

Her ladyship can be proud: Killing innocents in three different decades and still going strong. Not even Lucrecia of the Borgias comes even close!

Anonymous said...

Check out:

"Problems with Mixed-Race Marriages and Relationships"

http://sociobiologicalmusings.blogspot.com/2011/10/problems-with-mixed-race-marriages-and.html


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great white said...

Various media outlets asked Obama for his reaction but he remained silent. Of course he did - the teleprompter was gone!

Anonymous said...

Croesus said...

The big big big string attached to Libya is the imposition of a central bank. Within days of the invasion. Now why would that be I wonder, and who will benefit?

“It may be dangerous to be America’s enemy, but to be America’s friend is fatal”

Henry Kissinger November 1968.


Another person who will be first against the wall, come the revolution, but he got that right -- even if inelegantly phrased.

Cheers,
UN
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Anonymous said...

Kissinger: How I'd love to be pulling the trapdoor on that bastard.

blueboy said...

YES HE CAN!! Pres speaks without TP!!!! http://sociobiologicalmusings.blogspot.com/2011/10/problems-with-mixed-race-marriages-and.html

Anonymous said...

notice how the great black father in washington sneaked the us army into africa, with out a word in msm, hell they will cook thise young kids in pots for dinner,

Anonymous said...

Here's a good one. The Good Napolitano talks to Michael Sheuer

Michael Sheuer on the Assassination Attempt on Saudi Ambassador

http://www.wvwnews.net/story.php?id=10547

You may remember a previous post where Michael Sheuer pointed out the fine hand of Israel in US affairs ...

Enjoy,
Uncle Nasty

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euroserf said...

I just cannot understand how Fox allows this kind of thing. It's completeley against their neocon views. Anyone any idea?

Anonymous said...

Like the dictator he is, Obama thinks the US military is his personal retinue to do with as he chooses. He doesn't have to ask anyone.
Did you read about Obama's speech in Detroit? The experts on green screens are saying he was not at the place he was pretending to be, an auto plant. They say he was actually in front of a green screen. Just one more fraud from the greatest fraud in history, Obama.
There is not a doubt that history will label Obama and his enablers as the greatest fraudsters in history. Even greater that the Emperor without any clothes. There are many shouting, pointing, showing, proving that Obama is a fraud and he survives.

kulak said...

@Anon:

"Problems with Mixed-Race Marriages and Relationships"

Africans have the most genetic diversity.

Therefore(?):

Black parents are less related to their own children than others are to theirs.

Therefore(?):

Genetic diversity of blacks is another factor in the black parenting behavior of black children. (Independent of IQ and impulsiveness.)

And the flipside of greater relatedness of children is a reduction in the marginal benefit of additional children.

kulak said...

Re: Mixed-race kids

Also, there was the study of Seattle public school kids that showed the mixed kids were more violent.

kulak said...

Anagrams of "President Hillary Clinton" (punctuated.)

Hitler or Lenin, sadly PC nit.

Children in peril? -- nasty lot.

A leninist chiller. Don't pry!

Lord I'll try an ethnic penis.

Franz said...

On another note, ye Irish sure are some kinky fellows:

Man jailed after trying to turn faeces into gold

A man from Northern Ireland has been jailed after an experiment in which he attempted to turn his own faeces into gold went wrong and started a fire in a block of flats.

Paul Moran will now serve three months in jail and a further 12 months on license after the failed experiment caused a fire at his Housing Executive home in Derrin Park, Enniskillen.

Moran admitted arson and endangering the lives of others in the fire, which reportedly caused over £3,000 worth of damage.

It is thought that as part of the bizarre experiment Moran left his faeces, along with other waste products such as fertiliser, on a heater.

In his ruling Judge McFarland told Moran: “Rather bizarrely you were attempting to make gold from human faeces and waste products.

“It was an interesting experiment to fulfil the alchemist’s dream, but wasn’t going to succeed.”

Moran’s barrister mentioned that his client was a man of ‘considerable intellectual ability’ but that he had problems battling drug abuse.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/northern-ireland-man-thrown-prison-after-attempting-turn-crap-gold

Rob said...

@Franz
Once again, the Irish are foiled just as they are about to gain control of the world economy. Think of the power we'd have over precious metal prices if that man hadn't been stopped from turning shit into gold.

Corkonian said...

of ‘considerable intellectual ability’??

Well, maybe by Eniskillen standards!

kulak said...

anagrams of President Barack H Obama

...and primate hos bareback
arch primate banked boas
primate barb shank a coed
primate nabbed okra cash
Hark! A primate be abscond
banker board chimp at sea
dr no a bareback shipmate
barbarian scamp doth eek

Anonymous said...

Corkonian said...

of ‘considerable intellectual ability’??

Well, maybe by Eniskillen standards!


I think everyone's being far too hard on the boy.

He obviously overheard two Goldman-Sachs employees boasting about how they'd just spun another couple of tons of bullshit into cash ... and took them literally.

Could happen to anyone.

Cheers,
UN

Anonymous said...

I can only find an 11 minute video of Moonbat One calling his wife Michael.
There used to be a 30 second version.

The Joints Chief of Staff must be impressed with their leader.

Anonymous said...

Who remembers the infamous Gooney Bird of World War II?

Not the plane. I refer to the creature (usually in command) that supposedly flew in ever-decreasing circles until it disappeared up it's own arse.

Well, here's another one.

McCain Threatens Putin, Assad, the Chinese

'Dictator' Putin May Be Nervous After Qaddafi Death, McCain Says


Oct. 21 (Bloomberg)

-- Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin and other "dictators" should feel nervous after the death of Libya's Muammar Qaddafi, U.S. Senator John McCain said.

"I think dictators all over the world, including Bashar al-Assad, maybe even Mr. Putin, maybe some Chinese, maybe all of them, may be a little bit more nervous," McCain said in an interview with the British Broadcasting Corp. late yesterday. "It's the spring, not just the Arab spring."

Qaddafi was killed yesterday after an eight-month armed conflict that left thousands dead.

Putin, 59, a former KGB officer who has been in power since 2000, may be at the helm for as long as 24 years after deciding to return to the Kremlin next year by pushing aside his protege, President Dmitry Medvedev. This would make Putin Russia's longest-serving leader since Soviet dictator Josef Stalin.

"I think it's very possible that you will see people protesting a government that is clearly one that is not democratic in a fashion that I think the Russian people had the hopes and aspirations for once the Soviet Union collapsed," said McCain, the Arizona Republican who was his party's presidential candidate against Democrat Barack Obama in 2008.

Well, one can imagine that if McCain said that to the face of Putin or Assad or one of the leaders of China, their reaction might be, "Is that a threat? It sure sounds like one."


Talk about delusions of adequacy.

Cheers,
UN
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F McCool said...

Imagine if this nutcase (McCain) had made President. Be glad for Obongo.

Anonymous said...

Mccain and Palin 2008 a conspiracy to get Gancey Chardener elected.

Mccain 2011a conspiracy to get Gancey Chardener re-elected?

Anonymous said...

Should read from a screen controlled by Philip Emegawli's computer.
You cannot trust YT to build things properly.

Anonymous said...

I called Obama an idiot today.

I am truly sorry.

I am ashamed that I insulted these people by referring to them in the same sentence as this brain donor.

It will never happen again.

Anonymous said...

Looking for the video of Mrs. Michael Soetero saying that she was finally proud of the US when they elected teleprompter reading dude to presidency.

What?

She was a lawyer who went to Princeton and Harvard Law School and she had no pride in her ability to do that?

She only has pride in that she can be married to the president.

Get her on Oprah so that she can deal with her "issues".

rebel said...

Mrs. Soetero got to where she is BECAUSE she's a BLACK American. If she were white, and her husband as well, they'd be serving donuts in some roadside cafe.

Anonymous said...

@Rebel.

Yes. The country gave them a chance to do the above and not serve donuts and it is only when her culona inchiavabile is enconsed in the White House is she proud of the country.

Somewhere between the fourth and sixth column?

Anonymous said...

Whaat is the difference between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama?

Palin does not need a teleprompter to speak.

Now we are paying for the inherent sexism of the media.

Anonymous said...

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1335565757280&id=523ad8cc48237ecbec156985bbe9f06f

Doesn't Obama look a little pale here?
Obviuosly spent too much time indoors working on solving the problems of the world!

kudzo bob said...

If he spent a little less time on the problems of the world they'd improve radically.

Anonymous said...

In case you cannot tell the difference Ralph Wiggum was written as a joke character Obama achieved it through his own hard work and ability!

northern athiest said...

Captain Wiggum. What a character!

Anonymous said...

A comedian told the joke that J Danforth Quayle said that he wished he learned Latin so that he could speak to Latin America in their native tongue. (Geddit?)

A much respected and intelligent president said, er read from his teleprompter?, that he wished he learned Austrian so that he could speak to the Austrians.

I wonder who that was?

Anonymous said...

“He did not come into office like I had hoped that he would, to do what Franklin Roosevelt did in his first few months where he came in and said, you know, ‘I’m in charge, this is the way we’re doing things, if you don’t like it, throw me out of office,’ and then he set about doing what he had to do,” Moore said.

Michelle Moore in Hollywood Reporter.

But that is what I thought the icon of the liberal mockumenatry filmmamker did do though.

Digby said...

@anon 16.44. You've lost me there a bit. Who said this, and about whom? (I presume about Mein Obama?).

Anonymous said...

Moore criticised Obama for ‘I’m in charge, this is the way we’re doing things, if you don’t like it, throw me out of office,' whereas Moore wanted him to say ‘I’m in charge, this is the way we’re doing things, if you don’t like it, throw me out of office,'.

Rich, overweight capitalist who is a mockumnetary-maker has problem with banker backed President.

Anonymous said...

In honor of Moonbat One not being able to read the teleprompter

In Soviet Russia teleprompter read you.

Anonymous said...

Oy veh! That is easy for you to say you don't have your controller's hand stuck up tour tuchus!

Anonymous said...

If it was George W who was Dumb wouldn't Obama be Dumberer?
Morgan Freeman can play him in the movie of the same name's sequel.

Anonymous said...

Surgeon General of the US

By appointing this individual he showed that he understood obesity. And comedy.

SAVANT said...

@anon 16.44. Check my post here on the SG. http://irishsavant.blogspot.com/2009/12/new-surgeon-general.html

Anonymous said...

"I would hope that a wise obese woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn't lived that life."

What? Everyone is a comedy actor in the half caste house?

Anonymous said...

Harvard Law Talkinf dude on Turner bull S... .

Anonymous said...

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/578/276/ap_display_image.jpg?1321644793

Oh look a comedian! And an "actress" from South Park's Spontaneous Combustion who supports Obama

Anonymous said...

In which of the 57 states did this happen?

Here in Asia

Na na na na
do do do di do
nan na na na
do do do di do

Not only does he say it but someone would have written it for teleprompterman meaning that hus staff is as dumb as he is.

(Hint Palin would not have called the 49th state being in Asia.)

Anonymous said...

Teleprompter reader mocks dumbstruck geographically pigmentally challenged dude by using Latin which he is too dumb to understand

Tatiana Limanova Irishsavant heroine

Now that is teleprompter usage at its finest!

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Michael Teleprompter

"For the first time in my adult life Iam proud of my country."

What?

The country where you got to study law ahead of more qualified people because of your skin colo(u)r and it is only when you can mooch off the state in the White House thta you feel proud.

Europe brought us the Enlightenment Africans brought us the entitlement.

Anonymous said...

Everyone is out of step except for Barry Soetero!

Obamatrons we salute you intellectual giants!

If Obama wins do you mind Sarah Palin being vice-President?
No.

navan man said...

anon 16.52. That's exactly it. She gets preferential tratment throughout her useless lifre, all at the courtesy and expense of YT, and only now does she see the need for some gratitude.

Anonymous said...

The Russian newsreader who was fired after giving the ‘finger’ live on air while discussing President Barack Obama, says her critics lack a sense of humour.

Tatyana Limanova insisted that she thought she was off-air and her gesture had been aimed at television crew to raise the autocue.

She added that she was only fired after the video went viral online and that the misunderstanding had been reacted to without a sense of humour.

Miss Limanova says she is horrified that the incident has been reported around the world.


Read more: She can use a teleprompter and gets fired. He cannot and does not.

Sense of humor failure people.

Wouldn't happen on Stimpy TV!

rebel said...

Well I think your being unfair to Barak. I think he reads the autocue pretty well, generally.

Anonymous said...

Let us laugh at Sharpton

A chimpanzee goes out of control in Connecticut George W. Bush's and Yale University's home state.

He was portrayed as a monkey and if you could not portray Obama as a monkey then you are saying that Obama, Hawai'i the 50th state does not have the lineage of Connecticut and Harvard University is a lesser University than Yale.

For shame you sickos at the modern broadcasting station CNN.

Anonymous said...

Just caught the end of In Like Flint where there was a plot to replace the president of the USA with an actor.
Well the guy in the film could deliver his lines unlike the flim-flamman.

euroserf said...

That was a brilliant clip from CNN about the 'progress' of the negro. I actually laughed out loud!

Anonymous said...

@ navan man

In Family Guy Stewie's teddy is sold and he and Brian make their way from Rhode Island to Colorado via Gettysburg where Stewie asks for thanks for the slaves being freed and the guy he asks says they are just about even.

Places kept so that Michelle LaVaughn Robinson can find out she is not a student because she is black whereas someone was kept out to make way for her for the sole reason of being white.

Husband got into Harvard Law School despite being a 24 hour a day Chauncey Gardiner impersonator.

$32 000 average black income in the US.
$19 000 Reunion France highest African average

I think less whining should be in order.

Anonymous said...

The #OccupyWallStreet Deception 2: American Autumn Was An Inside Job

A one month anniversary? Who writes this gibberish?

Perhaps Barry realises that his scripts are rubbish and won't read them. In which case you would ahve to ask why he wouldn't get better scriptwriters.

Trustifarian for Obama!

That rant about cars. Some piece of hippy crap dual engined thing demands 100 Octane fuel.

Shell "V-Power Racing" in Australia - discontinued July 2008
Hard to find in the US but not for Al Gore I amsure.

Occupy Wall Street "I like your Iphone" lmao

I am shutting down the Brooklyn Bridge. Whatb would you do about solutions? What do you mean solutions?

John H. Gutfreund (born September 1929[1]) is the former CEO of Salomon Brothers Inc, an investment bank that gained notoriety in the 1980s. Gutfreund turned Salomon Brothers from a private partnership into a publicly traded corporation [2] which started a trend in Wall Street for investment companies to go public.[3] He became the icon for the excess that defined the 1980s culture in America. In 1985, Business Week gave him the nickname "King of Wall Street".

His entire wikipedia entry. It says nothing of his leading anti-war demos in the sixties man!

Jon Corzine was at Goldman-Sachs an investment bank. Democrat Senator and Governor of New Jersey.

Anonymous said...

The Time has changed for come!

8:42 of his greatness grating!

Anonymous said...

Eric Holder's boss welcomes Easter Bunny to DC
Organise it did they for him.

kudzo bob said...

"$32 000 average black income in the US.
$19 000 Reunion France highest African average

I think less whining should be in order."

Amen to that.

Anonymous said...

I want to be crystal clear this guy struggles to put a sentence together.

41:43 press conference condensed t0 11 by an admirer of the dense one.

Anonymous said...

Teleprompter fails again

Christmas carols, his wife's name, players from his favorite team is there anything he cannot forget?

Anonymous said...

The 57 states and one more to go excuse is that he was to visit the 48 cojoined states omitting Alaska and Hawai'i and thta an overtight necktie and tiredness caused him to say 57.

Fine.

Sarah Palin never said that she could see Russia from her house so the media will stop saying that she did?

I become an annoying liberal and I think not.

Anonymous said...

Had not heard that excuse about the 57 states.

Anonymous said...

On Jon Stewart's 'The Daily Show', in satellite interview, October 29 2008:
Stewart: Are you concerned in some respects, you know, and I don't even know how to bring this up. Obviously your mother is from Kansas. She's a white woman. Your father, African. Are you concerned that you may go into the voting booth and ...
Obama: I won't know what to do.
Stewart: Your white half will all of a sudden decide, "I can't do this."
Obama: That's a problem ...

Wait a minute Obama admits that he is not dumb enough to vote for himself?

http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/presidential-hopeful-cain-quoted--pokemon--in-speech.html

"Life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, but it's never easy when there's so much on the line."

A song from Pokemon which means it is of African origins as everything was invented in africa or by Africans.

Obama pulled one of these himself. Or half pulled one as the media did not notice.

Anonymous said...

You mean EX-candidate Cain?

Anonymous said...

Hurrah for the black-shirted man! The Guardian

Well, it is great to be back in the state of Tex – [laughter] – state of Kansas.

My grandparents served during World War II. He was a soldier in Patton's army; she was a worker on a bomber assembly line. And together, they shared the optimism of a nation that triumphed over the Great Depression and over fascism. They believed in an America where hard work paid off, and responsibility was rewarded, and anyone could make it if they tried – no matter who you were, no matter where you came from, no matter how you started out.

That would be bongoos white grandparents.

It's wrong for Warren Buffett's secretary to pay a higher tax rate than Warren Buffett. And by the way, Warren Buffett agrees with me. So do most Americans – Democrats, independents and Republicans.

But not Soetero's backers!

Anonymous said...

I will be the president for millionaires not billionaires.

Looks like Chauncey misread that as well.

Anonymous said...

Luckily there is only a half-caste in the White Gouse.

Imagine what would have happened if they went full retard!

Anonymous said...

Comedienne? Whoopi Goldberg quotes Obama using the same orifice!

Probably the only sensible thing the two of them has ever uttered.

Anonymous said...

An the Award for most Obama like usage of a teleprompter goes to

That chick.

Anonymous said...

Separated at birth?

Best ever between one dude who cannot use a teleprompter and one who can't!

Anonymous said...

Doesn't even have the intelligence to put the thumb on the two fingers that are ao the palm?

Truly is this the dumbest president ever?

Motoboy said...

Truly is this the dumbest president ever?

Well, we'd know if they released his grades!

Anonymous said...

The Forth best president

Barack Hussein Shabazz Obama Soetero at his very "best".

Anonymous said...

Obama cannot give gang sign properly

Told you the Obamastodon was an unitelligent gent. Cannot give the brim sign correctly.

Anonymous said...

Vote Ralph Wiggum

I guess he could be trained to read an autocue.

Anonymous said...

How dumb is teleprompter man you ask

Irishsavant How dumb is teleprompter man?

Well on the census when asked what race he he he he! is he ticked the black box rather than the mixed race box which he should have done seeing as the fucker's mother is white.

Proof negative that he is from Moneygall neighbouring Tipperary and not Offaly.

Anonymous said...

How stupid is this guy?

He launches a campaign to appeal to black voters and he got 95% of them last time.

That is REALLY going to make a difference to his election chances!

Anonymous said...

Caption competition guy was robbed.

Picture of Cameron with Obama.

DC farts.
BO "U cracka muthafucka! U dun "detroitdiscounted" my speech."

Looks like he got robbed again!

Anonymous said...

The Obamination said what?

The talented Mister Soetero

The Talented Mrs Soetero


Obongo for Truth! Justice! And the American way!

Hey! Hey! Its the jungle bunny!
And he is too busy jungle bunnying
To bring anybody down!

Anonymous said...

Play it for Barry!

Anonymous said...

I nose something about his knows

Francis Rossi of Status Quo did so much coke he could put a penny up one nostril and bring it down the other.

Has this talented teleprompter reader got any special powers?

Anonymous said...

Countries like Europe man