Saturday, 24 September 2011

The elephant in the room

Have you ever seen a queen termite in its hive? A gigantic shapeless lump, attended to by a swarm of comparatively tiny workers. All she does is eat, shit and make baby termites.

Step right up folks and see the amazing Dominique Lanoise of Miami, FL, the human queen termite. I was passing through the West Wing of Chateau Savant this evening when my eyes fell on the programme Lady Savant was watching. I stopped in mid-stride, transfixed, horrified. But what’s been seen cannot be unseen.

This creature was a mountain of quivering putrid flesh, amounting to 43 stone. The weight of five normal women. Who is she and where did she come from? Well, she says she’s ‘from the islands’. And which islands would they be? Dominique doesn’t seem to know, and appears surprised that she was even asked. (My guess is Haiti, as she has a kind of French accent).She has approximately six daughters but, surprisingly, there’s no sign of the six fathers. How in God’s name were she and her litter allowed into the US? Great decision, whoever made it. Probably another Haitian, employed in the new diverse Immigration Service.

Let’s not be too hard on Dominique, she’s just following the dictates of her Darwinian script and knows nothing else. And so now, presumably at taxpayer expense, she eats, drinks, breeds and defecates, wallowing in the putrescence of her chosen state.

Which brings me to an interesting question. Now those of you of a delicate disposition, and/or recently finished a meal, avert your gaze from what follows. Ok, for the rest of you I’ll get straight to the point. This creature’s arsehole is buried deep in the recesses of the mound she calls a body. Given the mountains of food she eats she must, like the termite queen, produce an almost constant stream of shit. Given that she can’t move an inch - she can just about raise her hands to her gob - where does all this go?

Jesus, what must its bedroom be like?

And now she’s off, courtesy of an all-white white ambulance crew and an all-white medical team to get a horrifically expensive weight-reduction operation. Who picks up the tab?

Such procedures are highly dangerous, the medics tell us. And that, my friends, is the only piece of good news in this whole sorry story.

60 comments:

rebel said...

Filthy horrible sub-human creature. Our tax dolars at work keeping it alive.

connor said...

That is a nasty horrible post, Savant. You often make good, legitimate points, and in Ireland we can see the population replacement project in action. But human feeling for our fellow human beings should never be abandoned. People of all races fall into morbid obesity, it is tragic, they dont choose to be in that state. It is trite and shallow to suggest otherwise. Pity them FFS!

Rob said...

From Facebook:
'Dominique Lanoise waited six months to be rescued from the Haiti earthquake, but her situation was quite unique.
Lanoise, who lives in Miami, weighs close to 500 pounds and was too large for any commercial plane to evacuate her from the island.
She arrived at Homestead Air Force base on Thursday morning in a Dominican air force plane used to transport military vehicles and heavy equipment.
"I am so happy to be here. I want to thank the president of the Dominican Republic and everybody for treating me so nice," Lanoise said after being reunited with her family. "I've caused enough problems."
courtesy of NBC Miami'

nemesis said...

Connor - people do NOT 'fall into obesity'. They have to work at it. And the answer is in their own hands. Stop gorging. If they do that they will lose weight. I understand this person expects to look like Heidi Klum once she's had the operation. There is NO EXCUSE for this creature existing like she does. If she were back home in Haiti she sure as hell wouldn't be what she is.

Elaine said...

I'm with Connor on this one. She IS human but you treat her as worse than an insect. Who knows how she got this way? A bit of decent humanity please.

Bemused stare said...

Such procedures are highly dangerous, the medics tell us.

Yep, if it fall of the table in the OR half the surgical staff could be smothered.

But human feeling for our fellow human beings should never be abandoned. People of all races fall into morbid obesity, it is tragic, they dont choose to be in that state. It is trite and shallow to suggest otherwise. Pity them FFS!

Now there's a thought. Hope you don't mind if I reserve my pity for the children of my people who got told their parents were murdered today. As well as the ones living in camps that are thin as a rake from lack of food while some libby twit hand feeds its pet horror feature buckets of KFC.

I'm with Connor on this one. She IS human but you treat her as worse than an insect. Who knows how she got this way? A bit of decent humanity please.

Actually, I would treat her almost exactly on a par with an insect if I could. Doom fogger for the termites and Sarin gas for her little infestation.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap. I'm with you Savant, not these namby-pamby bleeding hearts in previous posts. I'm actually very nice and save all kinds of animals, but they are the four-legged kind, not negroids. I understand weight gain and its problems on normal people, but 500 pounds and not being able to clean your own orifices is NOT something I can understand. They would have eaten her long ago deep in Africa if she was naturally able to get like that without tons of food.

They all do better in Africa where they can't gain as much weight sitting on their asses getting the government dole. I'm SICK of paying for their worthless existences.

No, not "everyone" is cut out for life on this planet. Breed sows who need around the clock care, military to move them, and can't even wipe themselves kind of gave up on what life is supposed to be. They are a BURDEN on the rest of us.

Great analogy on the Queen worm larvae Savant. Everytime I feel the need to hit the Halloween candy isle or go Trick-or-Treating at my age(!) I will stop and look at this picture and eat some vegetables.

Anonymous said...

So Elaine and Connor...YOU pay for her and her brood then...

Anonymous said...

wife and I were at our suburban mall here today outside of Chicago and my Mayo born missus happened to say it would make you want to stop eating food, I looked over to see what see was looking at and saw our white pride public school moms and their huge tummies and real large, i mean huge asses, the white women in america are looseing the battle of the bulge big time and the real sad part is they are getting younger and younger,jOHN old rtd chicago copper.

whitevanman said...

One of the posters put his finger on the problem. If these people were left in their natural surroundings they'd not be able to get to this size. Not enough food and for sure nobody will be stupid as the western taxpayer's to feed them for free. So they're in an unnatural setting and the result is understandable.

Franz said...

@ Connor and Elaine

Today I went to the gym because I myself am prone to nasty weight increases. I have it under control because I quit eating chocolate and all its derivatives.

Anyhow... What did my sore eyes behold at the gym? A quintet of chubbies. Father, mother, two sons, doing their best to workout despite the gravity-induced limitations they have.

The point is: Mentally healthy people recognize it when their own body explodes and take steps to remedy the situation. Like the four chubbies I mentioned.

Although I have no PhD in medicine, I understand that becoming morbidly obese is an entirely different process than, say, getting infected with the common flu virus.

Here in Germany we have an ancient cure for obesity. It goes all the way back to our pagan ancestors. It is called "QUIT STUFFING YOUR FAT, DISGUSTING FACE WITH FAT, DISGUSTING SWILL."

Since the inception of the welfare state, this ancient pagan cure is not so often applied anymore. But when it is, the success rate is close to 100%.

P.S. @ Nemisis - After the operation she might not look like Heidi Klum, but she'll be the spitting image of Heidi's whelps.

Shaunantijihad said...

Immigration of mohammedans and nogs as a weapon of war against every White nation, simultaneously.

You really must hand it to our Khazar enemies and their Marxist acolytes, they have succeeded in fnucking the White world up like no other group in history.

There are now 1 million half-Erectus cattle in the UK, their "New Man", with an IQ of 80. The nog and Arab gene is spreading like genetic AIDS through our gene pool.

Now, what I want to know is, how did even the lowbred male Erectus keep it up with this vile monster at the other end of his jolly rodger? And six different ones at that! I mean, a paper bag over it's head would hardly hide the quivering mass would it? Disgusting creatures.

Heraclitus said...

Shaun, I wouldn't quite use your splenetic verbiage but I agree that the Khazars have damaged our societies beyond repair. Our gene pool is being despoiled. The new dumbed down generations will be even easier to manipulate. The dysgenics project has been an unimagined success. No wonder they are so confident.

tsnamm said...

They imported her for what? God the US Govt is so fucking stupid...of course her surgery will be paid for by the US taxpayers...and I'm sure her little brood of niglets came with her...and all the while she's consuming enormous quantities of free food, free housing to go with the free medical care, all provided by the US taxpayer as well, after becoming like this in Haiti, WTF are our representatives thinking?...If she was white, expect to hear the howls of indignation...what a joke

Franz said...

It just occurred to me that "The elephant in the room" has the potential for a Hollywood movie.

Remember that girl from "Precious" who got an Oscar but never another role (certainly due to racism)? She'd be able to play pre-surgery Ms Lanoise without any special effects trickery.

Also, the surgeon who ultimatly cuts away the blubber would of course be played be Morgan Freeman. He's been cast as god often enough, so playing a nature-altering surgeon shouldn't be much of a stretch for him.

Post-surgery Ms Lanoise would of course be portrayed by Halle Berry, thus reaffirming a) Morgan Freeman's godlike powers and b) the fact that burried under every female Erectus' blubber, there is a hot chick trying to get out.

We should probably throw every worn out cliche together, stir, assemble a script and send it to the Weinsteins. I'd wager we'd at least have 50:50 chances of getting that production funded...

Proposed title: "Moby Black"

Anonymous said...

Speaking of damaging society beyond repair, the US govt. has even screwed up the most basic of human activity ... prosecuting a war.

Once upon a time, you invaded a country that had something you wanted, stomped their military flat, hanged a few politicians (always a popular move) stole everything that wasn't red-hot or nailed down and carted it back home as so-called "reparations", while everyone waved flags and threw blossoms.

Simples.

Now, however:-

http://www.amnation.com/vfr/

In Afghanistan, America wages anti-war—war designed to kill and cripple our own men for the sake of our enemies

As head of U.S. troops in Afghanistan a year ago, Gen. David Petraeus issued an order in pursuance of his concept of counterinsurgency (“winning hearts and minds”) warfare: “Walk. Stop by, don’t drive by. Patrol on foot whenever possible and engage the population.” The result, reports Diana West, has been a large increase in the number of “dismounted complex blast injuries” suffered by our soldiers. This type of injury is defined as “an injury caused by an explosion occurring to a Service Member while dismounted in a combat theater that results in amputation of at least one lower extremity at the knee or above, with either amputation or severe injury to the opposite lower limb, combined with pelvic, abdominal or urogenital injury.”

Translation: American soldiers are losing their feet, their testicles, their penises, their bladders, their legs, their lives, in ever-increasing numbers, because the U.S. strategy in Afghanistan is to “earn the trust of the Afghan people,” a fantasy goal which is supposedly accomplished by exposing our unprotected men to improvised explosive devices as they walk along the hills and roads of that God forsaken country. Liberalism — the belief that all people are basically like us or can be readily made to be like us — brings our enemies en masse to our country, where they kill us and attempt to kill us, and sends us (i.e., our soldiers) like lambs into the midst of our enemies’ countries, where they kill, maim, and cripple us.


I have never understood the mindset of the liberal element of the US govt., who insist on treating their friends as enemies and their enemies as friends.

They are unthinking, vicious children.

Uncle Nasty

PS. Rob said...

From Facebook:
'Dominique Lanoise waited six months to be rescued from the Haiti earthquake ...'


"Rescued from?"

She fucking caused it.

UN

Heraclitus said...

Franz - many a true word spoken in jest!

Anonymous said...

Death, where is thy sting? Racism, where is thy (thine?) insult?
Things are changing, faster and faster.

http://sarahmaidofalbion.blogspot.com/

From Sarah, Maid of Albion, a very interesting observation ...

The Moment of Tip Over

By August Pointneuf

The web pages below reflect a point of tip-over. Contesting the threat to European national cultural values has begun to move from the secret to outward objections.

These tiny cracks presage an irreversible shift. It is now commonplace to hear expressed previous anathema – such as criticism of Nelson Mandela or quoting (and admiring) Enoch Powell.

Academics have refined the term “racism”. In the past this was a “catchall” term, convenient for those who wished to use it as a tool to lever emotions. But escaping this suffocating potion is beginning to be possible. The term “racism” is being liberated. It is becoming recognised that the word “racism” has many interpretations as well as positive values. A new terminology of racism is developing (although confusingly manifold): now some of the components of the term "racism", such as its application to national pride, are no longer pejorative. It is being accepted that racism is not necessarily a denigrator terminology. The word racism is being adopted and returned to polite vocabulary. The meaning is being introverted, and can now denote pride-in-self and an acclamation of communal, national and racial pride. Racism is beginning to be acceptable.

http://leejohnbarnes.blogspot.com/2011/09/holland-fights-back.html
(Holland)

http://leejohnbarnes.blogspot.com/2011/09/germany-commits-national-suicide_19.html
(Germany)

http://waeshael.wordpress.com/2011/09/15/muslim-halal-food-sales-supporting-terrorism/ (France)

(Swiss) MP Oskar Fresysinger.

http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/490

It is a(n) historical truism that attempts by authoritarian regimes to “suppress” populations, and by that is meant the prohibition of intuitive responses, have always failed, ultimately. The longer it takes the population to escape suppression, the greater the stress and tension build- up within that society.


Remember the post of a few weeks back in which it was said that all that is needed for major change is for the will to change to reach 10 percent?

Oops.

Uncle Nasty

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately some white women are no different.

http://tinyurl.com/yllyr93

Seems she gained some common sence lately.

http://tinyurl.com/6bsknfw

Anonymous said...

Heraclitus speaks of dumbing down.

To gain entry to most institutions of tertiary education these days, all one really needs is a heap of cash, an air of jaunty optimism -- and a pulse.

Let us fast-rewind a hundred and twenty years to the requirements necessary to get into Harvard ...

... in 1892.

http://www.theatlantic.com/past/docs/issues/95dec/745/greeno.htm

A quote:-

The studies required for admission are divided into two classes, elementary and advanced. The first class is prescribed for all students except under two conditions, which will be mentioned later, while the second class is elective. Without going into troublesome details, it may be said that the examinations in the elementary studies test the following acquirements: an elementary working knowledge of four languages, two ancient, Latin and Greek, and two modern, French and German; some acquaintance with English classical literature, and the ability to write clearly and intelligently about the books which have been read; a knowledge of elementary algebra and plane geometry; an acquaintance with the laws and phenomena of physics obtained from experiments performed by the pupil in a laboratory, or a knowledge of descriptive physics and elementary astronomy; and last, a knowledge of the history and geography either of ancient Greece and Rome or modern England and America. In addition to examinations in these prescribed elementary studies the candidate must be examined on two more subjects, chosen, according to his tastes and natural aptitude, from the following list of nine advanced studies:--

Latin Translation.

Greek Translation.

Latin and Greek Composition.

French.

German.

Trigonometry and Solid Geometry, or Trigonometry and Analytical Geometry.

Advanced Algebra and Analytical Geometry

Physics

Chemistry


Please note. These are the requirements for entry into Harvard. The actual syllabus is a whole different kettle of fish.

Interesting, no? My, how times have changed.

Uncle Nasty

euroserf said...

Those Harvard requirements. No ebonics, reparations history or white studies? Certainly progressed in the meantime.

Anonymous said...

Not wanting to hijack the thread, Savant, do you mind me linking to this? I think it's pretty important.

Wyoming Sheriffs Told Federal BATF & IRS Agents To Abide By The Constitution Or Face Immediate Arrest.

http://tiny.cc/7dkbk

Wyoming Sheriffs Put Feds In Their Place.

Here’s one the mainstream media isn’t going to tell you: County sheriffs in Wyoming are demanding that federal agents actually abide by the Constitution, or face arrest. Even better, a U.S. Federal District Court agreed.

The court decision was the result of a suit against both the BATF and the IRS by Mattis and other members of the Wyoming Sheriff’s Association. The suit in the Wyoming federal court district sought restoration of the protections enshrined in the United States Constitution and the Wyoming Constitution.

Guess what? The District Court ruled in favor of the sheriffs. In fact, they stated, Wyoming is a sovereign state and the duly elected sheriff of a county is the highest law enforcement official within a county and has law enforcement powers exceeding that of any other state or federal official.”


Now that is what the US should be all about.
The right to tell the federal government to take a flying fuck.

... and back it up.

Cheers,
Uncle Nasty.

PS. Try and catch "the Second Civil War" on video or DVD. Most rewarding.

UN

Shaunantijihad said...

FOR FRANZ,

This site may be of use to your German channel:

http://globalfire.tv/nj/deutsch.htm

Cheers Savant

beppo said...

@ Franz: Father, mother, two sons?

Franz said...

@ Uncle Nasty

That Harvard entrance exam caught my eye a couple of months back.

It is indeed a prima facie piece of evidence about the dumbing down of the Western world.

It would appear however that those intelectual titans of the past have not died out, but have merely gone into hiding. Voluntary or otherwise.

Partly because the current arrangement of things makes life unbearable for the smartest of the smart, partly because those with great capabilities are often deemed to be troublesome malcontents and treated as such.

This is a great video about the smartest man in the world who works - wait for it - as a bouncer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggur-Ca2nzs

It is of course entirely logical that modern "science" weeds out those with an IQ of 140 or better. Getting those folks involved with subjects as "climate change" or "race as a social construct" could potentially blow sky-high decades of carefully crafted delusions.

Better to let sleeping dogs lie.

SAVANT said...

"Not wanting to hijack the thread, Savant, do you mind me linking to this?"

Be my guest any time UN. Your contributions are always interesting, especially this one you mention. I imagine though that the Feds will slap the locals down pronto.

Franz said...

@ Shaunantijihad

Thanks for the link!

@ Beppo

"Father, mother, two sons?" First time I saw parents dragging their kids to the gym with them. The lads must have been somewhere between 10 and 14. I know I would have severely objected to accompany my parents at that age, but then I was always able to look at my feet without a belly blocking the view.

kulak said...

Who picks up the tab?

"If asking a billionaire to pay the same tax rate as a Jew, uh, as a janitor makes me a warrior for the working class, I wear that with a badge of honor. I have no problem with that." -- Obama, Sep 25 2011.

Answer? Janitors.

Vote Obama!

kulak said...

@Elaine

Who knows how she got this way?

Her thyroid is victim of racism.

Anonymous said...

SAVANT said...

I imagine though that the Feds will slap the locals down pronto.

Aaaah, maybe not, Savant. A search for "states defying the federal government" produced 7,400,000 hits on an astounding range of subjects. From ignoring "no child left behind" laws to medicinal marijuana usage to refusal to implement federal ID regulations.

Cheers,
UN

Anonymous said...

By the way, regarding hugely obese people, I highly recommend the really weird movie "In Bruges" where Colin Farrell insults a pair of elephantine tourists.

That scene alone gives me hope for the British film industry. Never mind the one where he smacks a loudmouthed Canadian bitch.

Very highly recommended.

UN

nemesis said...

Thanks to all of you for the realy interesting comments. I almost prefer them to Savant's posts!

SAVANT said...

Right nemesis, that's you banned! (in jest).

MICHAEL DEAN MILLER said...

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MY EYES ! OH GOD, MY EYES ! AAAAA !!



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waterboy said...

The analogy to the queen termite? Cruel but apposite.

Anonymous said...

Please check this out ... and tell me that the CIA does not fit the description of a rogue organisation.

http://tiny.cc/prxqn

CIA Death Squad Responsible For Dumping 35 ‘Dead Zetas’ On Veracruz Highway

September 26, 2011 by supermario

Last July, DeadlineLive.info reported that the CIA death squad known as ‘Los Matazetas’ (Killers of Zetas) was going to start a war against Los Zetas in the state of Veracruz.

By Mario Andrade
DeadlineLive.info
September 26, 2011

Last week, motorists in Veracruz, Mexico witnessed a gruesome scene where over a dozen armed men wearing face hoods created a road block and dumped 35 dead bodies at a busy highway. The armed men used two stolen commercial trucks to transport the bodies, then cleverly left the trucks and the bodies beneath an underpass in the town of Boca de Rio. The armed ‘sicarios’ then left a banner stating that the bodies were of members of Los Zetas and drove away with no police or military presence to stop them. Each dead body had the letter ‘Z’ carved. (sic)

It is important to mention that in 1993, in Colombia, the CIA and U.S. special forces (Delta Force) created the death squad known as Los PEPES, which was acronym for people who are persecuted by Pablo Escobar. Los PEPES used guerrilla warfare tactics to eliminate Pablo Escobar and his drug cartel operatives. Much like Los Matazetas, Los PEPES used similar messages and psy-ops, painting themselves as Robin Hoods trying to protect the average people from certain evil drug lords. Though in reality, they are just eliminating the competing criminal organizations that are not affiliated with the federation of cartels, led by the CIA-Sinaloa alliance.


Fairly brutal pic and fascinating video at the above link.

The notion that the FBI and CIA now usurp the roles of the historical arch-villains -- the Gestapo or NKVD -- does not surprise me.
But Delta Force playing hit squad or OGPU? Ridley Scott must be fuming.

Cheers,
UN

Anonymous said...

How about this ...?

http://tiny.cc/tevt9

Uganda: Armed Troops Burn Down Homes, Kill Children, Evict Over 20K People From Their Land In The Name Of Global Warming…

September 26, 2011

Source: NY Times - Via: Weasle Zippers

I wonder if Al Gore is happy with himself?

(NY Times) — According to the company’s proposal to join a United Nations clean-air program, the settlers living in this area left in a “peaceful” and “voluntary” manner.

People here remember it quite differently.

“I heard people being beaten, so I ran outside,” said Emmanuel Cyicyima, 33. “The houses were being burnt down.”

Other villagers described gun-toting soldiers and an 8-year-old child burning to death when his home was set ablaze by security officers.

“They said if we hesitated they would shoot us,” said William Bakeshisha, adding that he hid in his coffee plantation, watching his house burn down. “Smoke and fire.”


Let that be a lesson to anyone who pisses off a Greenie ...

Al Gore must be so proud.

Cheers,
UN

Anonymous said...

And this :-

http://tiny.cc/5uqdw

Could this guy be the only TV commentator with balls?

BBC Speechless As Trader Tells Truth: "The Collapse Is Coming...And Goldman Rules The World ..."

A quote: "Everybody knows, the big funds, the hedge funds ... that the market is finished ... the stock market is toast ...

Franz? Savant? Reg? (now that I think of it, where the hell is Reg these days?)
You have to listen to this fellow. His mercenary cheerfulness is irresistable. A perfect example of a guy with absolutely nothing to lose and everything to gain in the event of an economic catastrophe.

Enjoy and be astonished. Even the BBC staff are stunned.

Cheers,
UN

kulak said...

I realize I'm possibly in the minority here, but I think we should treat janitors like white people.

Anonymous said...

Franz said...

It would appear however that those intelectual titans of the past have not died out, but have merely gone into hiding. Voluntary or otherwise.

A most intriguing comment, Franz. And strangely enough, pretty much a synopsis of Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" ... where the creators and innovators of the world simply withdrew their services and themselves from that world -- to allow it to collapse.

interestingly enough, "Atlas Shrugged" -- in Amazon's Best Sellers Rank: is #413 in Books

#6 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Genre Fiction > Political and

#17 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Classics

Not bad for a philosophical book by a Russian jewess, published over fifty years ago.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_Shrugged

Cheers,
UN

Jeremy said...

UN - the greens are the new Nazis. I know several of them and they're TOTALLY INTOLERANT of any contrary views. One used to be the most mild and inoffensive of men. But there you go.

euroserf said...

What amazed me about the trader Uncle Nasty linked to was his cheerful demeanour. 'The world's going to crash, and I'll make money. So who cares?'

And yes, GS does rule the world.

Anonymous said...

He was,at least,honest about his motives,however loathsome those motives are.If I was him I would be keeping my mouth shut,giving no warning in the hope of making even more money.

But then,I would rather work in the sewers than do his job.

Jeremy is correct about "Greens" and their complete intolerance of any dissenting view.

May I suggest that you read "The Real Global Warming Disaster" by Christopher Booker.Not the only dissenting book but,perhaps,the most accessible for the general reader.

But keep your blood pressure pills close by as your anger mounts.

mr.a

Anonymous said...

Okay. She's a poor poor little thing. Why bring that here for the American tax payer to feed buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken to? Leave some of the world's problems in their countries of origin. Why bring the world's problems here to the US for the US taxpayers to have to endure. After all we have 40 million illegals here and 40 millions blacks here in the US for whites to take care of.
These gross outs that have the stomach bypasses, they continue to gorge on food. The gorging forces the esophagus to form another stomach and the grossouts continue to gain weight after having lost a few pounds.
I think a bullet at a few cents is best.

beppo said...

Has anyone ever calculated how much it costs in guzzling excess food over years to do this to yourself- but they expect others to pay for treatment.
@ Connor and Elaine: Savant is right on this one- less encouraging these people by pandering to them.

awakened said...

Not only do we pay for their treatment, we pay for their food as well via their EBT cards.

Educated Edsel said...

Educated Edsel said;
Pater saw the piece about that well furnished damsel from Haiti, volunteered the thought that rendering her down for soap, to be used in the prison service, seems to be a worthwhile option here. Honestly, I simply can't take him anywhere.

kudzo bob said...

Educated Edsel - LMFAO!!

Eamonn Bajayzuz said...

Eamonn Bajayzuz said;
that fat judy from Haiti has six children. Question; HOW? I mean, where exactly....? I mean, reader,how would YOU manage the, shall we say, initiation process?
Beggars description, surely.

Educated Edsel said...

Educated Edsel asks;
Awfully out of touch with the happy idioms of todays vernacular, dontcha know----Kudzo Bob, what on earth does LMFAO mean?

Anonymous said...

LMFAO = laugh my fucking ass off.

You're not as educated as you seem to think, Edsel (LMFAO!)

Educated Edsel said...

Educated Edsel said;
thank you Anonymous; I did not know what LMFAO meant. As you say, not as smart as I think; but why the bitter afterthought?

Anonymous said...

Godsgift Tettegah

A bigamist who wed a wealthy businessman while married to two other men has been jailed after fleecing him out of £200,000.

Godsgift Tettegah, 39, pursued demolition company boss John Thurlby despite still being married to another Englishman who, like Mr Thurlby, was 26 years her senior.

A court heard that Mr Thurlby, now 65, married the defendant - described as ‘strikingly attractive’ by the judge - in 2008.

That is PC gone mad but luckily a prison sentence was imposed!

But is only 16 months.

northern athiest said...

Godsgift. I love it. Where the fuck do they get these names?

Anonymous said...

She is a
Best Wide Receiver ever heavier than The Big Show.

Or the same as Ted Washiungton Jr and JaMarcus Russell before he became an overweight slob.

Or 14 stone heavier than Viscera an overweight wrestler.

Anonymous said...

Wow! She weighs 3 Kris Humphries!

What do you mean you never heard of Kris Humphries?

Next you will be saying you never heard of Kim Khardashian. (Of whom she weighs a theoretical 5.5 times more.)

Anonymous said...

Ryanair had a photoshoot for their calendar and not one of them was a larger more athletic cultural enricher. FOR SHAME!

rambaloosa said...

I'll never fly Ryanair again.

Anonymous said...

That's cause you eat your ancestors your pigs. Germans aren't small people either.

Anonymous said...

Love all you brainwashed liberal retards who try and defend the defenseless brown cow that ate it's way to being a huge pile of turd all by itself!

It could have put the damn fork and spoon down and kept food away from it's mouth, but no, it instead chose to be the Blimpasaurus overeating pig it is!

And you dickless dweebs choose to defend it, your probably the same teeny tool tuggers that get off on such disgusting sub-human she-boon animals!

It IS you liberal faggy dicks who are whats wrong with the country and why fat fucks like that tax dollar sucking shitbag exist!

Bet you are the kind of fags who get all whiney and try to defend some ghetto punk thug monkey chimp ape retard who gets himself shot by the cops for acting it's typical savage colored self in public after it just raped, robbed, mugged, looted, stabbed, shot and killed someone, but yeah, blame the cop who shot it for wanting to do HIS JOB and protect us citizens who work, pay our taxes and don't shit where we eat and wish to live in a peaceful society!

I have two words for ANY fag who wishes to defend the big black oil tanker
"Fuckin Retards!"
May she sit on your face till you suffocate!