That's pretty close, Savant! Not sure about the order of his favorite things, but close enough...!From a reader in Alabama!
Thanks Wes - but the rednecks are our friends now - I should lay off them!
What's for supper?
tail = his favorite food!
While we're on the subject, Here's one for our American readers. This was unashamedly stolen from another site ...The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.The Pope leans towards Ms. Pelosi and says, “Do you know that with one gesture of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a fleeting and momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!”Pelosi replies, “I seriously doubt that. Show me.”So the Pope backhanded her.Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?Uncle Nasty.
love it, uncle N. hehe!
Carload of drunk rednecks in Alabama piles straight into a car full of blacks. Within minutes a local cop is on the scene. he marches straight up to the driver of the redneck vehicle and bawls:"Jes how fast was those niggers goin' when they backed inta yew?"
Variation on the last one: Drunken redneck slews around corner on worng side of road, whacks into nigger and blows him over the wall into a field. Sherrif arrives, thinks about it and says "ok, guess I can book him for departing the scene of an accident"Of course, the laugh is on us. It's the polar opposite today.
Steamboat boiler explodes on Mississippi.Bystander asks "anybody hurt?"No ma'am just killed a nigger!With apologies to Mark Twain
A man walks into a bar with a crocodile and says "Do you serve Niggers." Barman says, "Absolutely, we are not racist." Man says "Can I have a pint and a Nigger for my crocodile."
STRANGE AS IT SEEMS SAVANT, THESE FOLK ARE THE SAME AS THE NORTHERN IRISH PROTS WHO WERE RUN OUT YEARS AGO, THE ORIGINAL SCOTS IRISH, TOUGH ORNERY, AT TIMES VIOLENT AND ALSO AT TIMES VERY GENTLE AND HAVE A STRONG DISTRUST OF THE CATHOLICS JEWS AND ANY FORM OF GOVT,GREAT SOLDIERS AND ALSO VERY LOYAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS, THE TERM HILL BILLY COMES FROM KING WILLIAMS MOUNTAIN PEOPLE.
That's true, and they're the very people who are now getting fucked around the most in this wonderful new diverse USA.
Question: What is big, black, and hairy, and hangs between a Nigger's legs?......Answer: Policedog
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