Thursday, 22 July 2010

A story for our times

In South Yorkshire, a fire destroyed a multi story block of flats. A Jamaican family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire.
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An Islamic group of seven Pakistani welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire. Six Albanian ex-cons lived on the 3rd floor and they too, died. Four Afghanistan families in the 2 flats on the 4th floor also perished.
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One white couple lived on the top floor. They survived.
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Relatives of the deceased and local do-gooders were furious. They travelled into Leeds and quickly demanded a meeting with the fire chief.On camera, they loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Muslims, Albanians and Afghanis all died in the fire and only the white couple survived.
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The fire chief quietly replied, "They were both at work."

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Top draw!

Anonymous said...

Do you have a link to the story. If so, this should be seen by everybody in the OK and USA.

SAVANT said...

ANon .. unfortunately (?) I don't think it's true. It's symbolic. We'd certainly have heard of such a thing in the MSM had it actually happened.

Jack Quinn said...

Sorry, Savant, busted again:

http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/housefire.asp

rafferty said...

This story, as Savant says, is probably not true, but it's a good allegaory, if that's the word.

By the way, snopes is wrong an awful lot of the time.

joe6 said...

In fact.... In Boston you knew the first cold weather of the season had arrived when you read about a fire in a Haitian apartment with injuries or deaths. They would take cheap shitty electric heaters and crank them up to the max in a vain attempt to replicate the tropics they scammed their way out of

Anonymous said...

joe6 - yes indeed. Flaming Haitians signal the onset of winter in the NE. LoL!

Jaelshade said...

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?


A: America !