Thank you all for your valued input. I've been touched by the frequency of the requests for my image to make a reappearance. But I've also retained the awareness of the warnings you my friends gave me about the Google Thought Police and the need for a 'respectable' image.
Now, with the industrious assistance of one of my Savantettes I've squeezed myself into a Mini Cooper, thereby shielding my nether regions.
I think this is a good compromise. Tell me you agree.