Thursday, 11 February 2010

Planning application

I just applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100ft tall and 400ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green.
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The Town council told me to bugger off.
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So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
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Work starts on Monday...

11 comments:

W Baker said...

That's a good one, Savant. How many mosques do you have close by? Just curious....

Btw, if the council catches on to your fiendish ruse, you could switch the use to some ecological museum. That might fly.

Both religions seem to be in vogue these days!

SAVANT said...

How many mosques? Too bloody many!

Anonymous said...

BYOB...allah-wet-bar !

Anonymous said...

As easy as building a church in Saudi Arabia

Anonymous said...

it has often been said that if building codes were enforced in chicago that the white population would be forced to relocate to the west side of Debuoque Iowa,the projects that were built in chicago were built with govt. specs and should have lasted with proper care for 1,000 years, but the po peoples managed to destroy them in less then 40 years although they were built with reinforced concrete and two courses of brick, go figure.

RegThe Hedge said...

I have to say, to your American readers that Mexicans immigrants are so much better than the immigrants we have to deal with in Europe. Islamics, Sub Saharians and Indians. I'd happily swap.

Caeser said...

Reg the Hedge - Amen to that! No compariso9n, and yes, I'd swap ANy time.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Mexicans are Christians and they work their asses off. Sure, they have crime & gang problems, but as an Aryan I don't feel the same menace in Mexican neighborhoods that I do in African areas, where blank, ape-like visages glare with mute threats of violence.

Potgieter

Anonymous said...

You must be kidding about Mexicans being good illegal Immigrants.If a Mexican knows you are on to them then , in their culture, anything goes as revenge.. anything. People have already forgotten that the foreclosure crisis which sent the US into a recession was caused by giving sub-prime loans to mexican nationals with fake id who didnt keep up with the house payments. My family was hit hard by this,
The meth labs, the rapes the crime is unbelievable in the US because of the mexican illegals. Its just the media doesn't report it. as a matter of fact , Washington County , in Oregon,lists all hispanics as white males, when they arrest them. never mind that they are mulatto or Indian and not white at all. You should visit my blog stoptheinvasionoforegon and check out all the crime committed by illegals from Mexico.
Now we have Irish Illegals too, and it should upset you to know that the Irish are still being dragged out to excuse the current invasion of the US.
when you go to my blog click on the link to the Multnomah county jail mug shots and see how many mexicans are there. By the way, the police arent even allowed to ask for ID of illegals , so they continue to commit crimes. Mexicans are not Christians in the proper sense either, they have a violent form of paganism that masquerades as Catholicism, and which allows them to steal and commit crimes, because GOD forgives Mexicans for everything,

Anonymous said...

savant, why are Kerry men known as the irish sicilians here in chicago, also did you know that the irish in reality are english puerto ricans,

Bantu Education said...

Mosque builders in Europe are as busy as a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad!