Tuesday, 16 June 2009

Al Queda hooker




8 comments:

Anonymous said...

did you notice this story?


Given that the discovery of $134.5 billion of bearer bonds in the suitcases of two Japanese nationals in Chiasso, Italy on the border of Switzerland qualifies as one of the largest smuggling operations in history, and given the various implications of such an act and the possible players involved,

"the silence regarding this huge story is simply stunning. It is not a huge story, per se, because of the counterfeiting operation,"

because accusations and revelations of massive money counterfeiting operations have occured in the past. It is a huge story, rather, due to all the inconsistencies of the story and the potential explanations that could explain these inconsistencies. The larger story at hand is, who are the players (nations) involved, and what was the intention of this likely counterfeiting operation? Maybe the future will reveal the answers to these questions. But maybe not.

woodsy said...

A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

Anonymous said...

By the beard of the prophet....

Anonymous said...

any update on this japanese $135 billion scam?

SAVANT said...

Great one Woodsy!

kerdasi amaq said...

Governmentium

This one gets funnier and funnier every time I read it. Unfortnately, the joke's on us!

kerdasi amaq said...

Governmentium

This one gets funnier and funnier every time I read it. Unfortnately, the joke's on us!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 14.32, I came across this, if it´s any good to you,

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/5586543/Is-this-the-death-of-the-dollar.html