Thursday, 14 May 2009

I'm voting Sinn Fein

I never thought I'd see the day when I'd vote for a collection of bank robbing murderers (I'm too young to have voted for 'old' Fianna Fail). But in the current round of European elections my ballot will probably see the SF candidate at No. 1.

Now the candidate in question comes with some heavy baggage. First, membership of SF. Then her father is a convicted felon, having been caught trying to smuggle guns in to Ireland on the Marita Ann, a transgression for which he spent a considerable time in the slammer.

Then she refused to condemn the murder of Garda Jerry McCabe, ducking and weaving and flashing her snatch to divert attention. Last but not least, she's a lawyer. With a Master's degree no less. Mind you, a knowledge of the law is always handy if you're in the Shinners.

So why does she get my vote? I adduce pictorial evidence as my sole justification. Picture 1 is that of Jackie Healy Rea, picture 2 that of the delectable Toireasa Ferris, for it is she, daughter of Martin.

Now I ask you, how could any red-blooded male possibly be ungallant enough to even consider putting the likes of Jackie ahead of that goddess? All they have in common is that they're both from Kerry.

I rest my case and will stand vindicated by history.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr Savant,

Who are you? Are you someone in the public eye? Are you Kevin Myers?

SAVANT said...

My friend, I'd like to reveal myslef in my full glory. However, were I to do so I would, quite literally, never work again.

That's the kind of freedom we have now. Just what Stalin used to do. Disagree with the prevailing concrensus and you're out of work.

But maybe you've seen me - my photo is on the top right of the blog?

Anonymous said...

I'm with you all the way Savant. What a babe!

Anonymous said...

She's hot no doubt but throw in an anti-immigration policy and my vote is hers. Otherwise forget it.

Anonymous said...

You're out of luck then - her commander-in-chief wants to bring LOTS more Africans to ireland. I'm serious - check it out.

Anonymous said...

Certainly. I'm well clued up on the Shinners agenda, which is why even using a pretty face won't sell their cause any better. At this stage though, anyone who comes out as having a solid anti-immigration policy will get my vote. Of course there are no takers besides independent Pat Talbot for ICP in the west Dublin district.

Anonymous said...

SINN FEIN = TRAITORS.

Anonymous said...

I presume you're not serious in saying you'd vote on the basis of a pretty face????

Abu Abdullah said...

Nah, Savant cannot be Kevin Myers. There's no sense of humor in Myers' writing style.

Ripall Distribution said...

Lady Savant is going to be upset my those comments Savant. After all you´ve been through together as a couple, through thick and thin, though mostly thick, now you want to dump her for some pretty face who has inhereited her politics and livlihood without ever having to think about things for herself. Shame on you Savant|

SAVANT said...

I'm not dumping Lady S, but now that you mention it, she isn't in quite the sveldt condition she used to be. Anyway, I havent told her.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I've seen her photos on the poles around the country. She'd be up the pole herself if I could get some time with her!

Randy

Embarrassed by the Healy Raes said...

Jackie or his equally-corrupt Sons aren't running in the European elections.

Unfortunately, the two money-grabbing bastard Sons are just running in the local elections (one in Killarney and one in Killorglin). And what is even more unfortunate is that the two will get in.

The 'Politics-is-merely-a-way-to-make-money' Healy-Rae dynasty will continue

SAVANT said...

Embarrased by Healy Reas - I agree totally and know they're not going for Europe. Your point is well taken and should be borne in mind when we complain about our politicians. We're the ones who elect them, and we elect crooks like Haughey, Lowry, Ray Burke, Becerly Flynn and Lowry - and the Healy Reas, time and again.

That's why our economic crisis will be so intractable. We're depending on money-grubbing gombeen men to strategise us out of it. Some hope.

Anonymous said...

"You're out of luck then - her commander-in-chief wants to bring LOTS more Africans to ireland. I'm serious - check it out."

By this I assume you mean Black africans. I agree - keep them away!

I hope White africans are still welcome in Ireland though?

Anonymous said...

White Africans are welcomed by the ordinary people and have proven to be excellent citizens. However, our masters see only blacks as victims and it's these Cammnder Gerry wants to have here.

Anonymous said...

My god, she is hot hot HOT!

Anonymous said...

I can see where you're coming from. Pardon the pun!

Anonymous said...

i saw her out canvassing last week , i was close enough to sniff her , trust me she's not that hot , she's a 4 pinter , i will be voting for her though , would love to see her get in , I'd vote for Ian Huntley , Myra Hindley , or Adolph Hitler , just to kick the shower of cunts who are destroying this country , squarely in the balls !

VOTE Sinn Fein brits out , blacks in !

Anonymous said...

what's a 4 pinter?? Need to know before i vote for her!