Friday, 13 March 2009

You couldn't make this up.....

The loud booming noise is the sound of the world collapsing around us. Here in Ireland it's especially loud, as unemployment skyrockets to the levels of the 1950s, while those lucky to have a job, or to own a still solvent business, see their incomes plummet.

However, on Planet Politics, the thundering hooves of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse cannot be heard. This is literally a different world to the one the rest of us live on. As our budget deficit reaches Zimbabwe-like proportions, what have our leaders done? Gone and awarded large numbers of their members a €3,000 p.a. pay hike! For long service!

To show how oblivious to reality they are, listen to this: The Houses of the Oireachtas confirmed last night that the pay rises would go ahead.

"We consider LSI's [long service initiative] to be part of the basic pay. TDs are linked to principal officers. They will get the LSI based on their pay, once you have the seven years," a department spokesman said.

You really couldn't make this stuff up.

Ever more urgent to bring on the cleansing hellfire.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

They are, for want of a better word... COCKSUCKERS!

Anonymous said...

Yes, but they are our cocksuckers and we can turn them into ex-TD's at the next general election?

Don't give them what they want. Vote NO to Lisbon II !

It will be a real kick in the privates to them.

Anonymous said...

Yes, but they are our cocksuckers and we can turn them into ex-TD's at the next general election?

Don't give them what they want. Vote NO to Lisbon II !

It will be a real kick in the privates to them.

Anonymous said...

The bastards will be off to North AMerica for March 17th. Guess who's paying

Anonymous said...

Dont forget, cocksuckers provide a service. These bozos are useless for everything.