Saturday, 3 January 2009

Zen Wisdom

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do 1% of lawyers really have a good name? Thats a lotta people!

3r1c Cartm@n said...

Three of the main characters in Futurama; can be identified as Jewish. Can you guess which of these seven are Jewish?

Dr. Zoidberg
Turanga Leila
Bender the Robot
Phillip J. Fry
Hubert Farnsworth
Conrad Hermes
Amy Wong.

SAVANT said...

Ok, my gues would be:

Dr. Zoidberg
Conrad Hermes

No obvious 3rd...is it Bender?

3r1c Cartm@n said...

2 out 3 ain't bad.

Anonymous said...

you need to look at the parentage of the characters. One of these characters parents, are out and out Jewish.