Thursday, 22 January 2009

Message from America


Dear World:

We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4.

Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional on January 20. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding.

Sincerely,
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's ace.

Anonymous said...

Mmm, I think the jury's out on this one.

Watch this space....

Anonymous said...

Its sadly just going to be a different shower. All the soldiers pulled out of Iraq are going straight to Afghanistan (which is a lost cause if there ever was one). My grandfather who was there in the 1920's in the British Army always said it was godforsaken and a waste of time and thought the same when the russians invaded.
Plus wait for the Four year 'Black History Month'.

Anonymous said...

Hey - top class! Proud again!!

Elwood McAfee said...

Gee, I hope Europeans will like us now. That's the most important thing.