Friday, 30 January 2009

Limerick quiz

Q: What does a Limerick girl use as protection during sex?
A: A bus shelter

Q:What do you call a 30 year old Limerick girl?
A: Granny

Q: What do you call a Limerick girl in a white tracksuit?
A: The bride

Q: What's the first question on a Limerick quiz night?
A: What the fuck you lookin' at?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I heard the same quiz used for Liverpool and in the case of my area Barnsley.

Anonymous said...

Well, Barnsley and Limerick have a lot in common I'd say!

Anonymous said...

What the Slags, stabbings and the Odd shooting or as I call them the three S's. Actually Barnsley does'nt have many shootings but Murder and rape do appear to be sport there.

SAVANT said...

Please - I;m not suggesting that Barnsley is as bad as Limerick. Forgive me.

Anonymous said...

Would you lay off Limerick, ya Cork gobshite

Anonymous said...

as a limerickman , i must say i am really tired of the whole LIMERICK thing ! every little village in the country has it's drug dealers , rapists , murderers , look at wexford today 2 chaps were each given 14 yrs for raping a woman while her 4 yr old sat in the next room ! and no they weren't limerickmen ! all our drugs come from cork and dublin as well as our guns ! our teenage mothers are products of a liberal democracy , which in order to provide jobs for the ruling class , society must pay the lowest forms of life vast amounts of money to reproduce in order to increase social chaos , and provide plumb jobs for gardai , judges social workers and mustn't forget , prison officers ! yes limericks a kip i know i live there ! but look around , don't laugh ! the people who fucking destroyed limerick are moving in next door to you !!!

SAVANT said...

Actually what you say is right (anonymous 23.08). It's also true that the problems in Limerick are confined to a quotaof low-life scum that give the whole city a bad name. Good point too about how so many people are making a good living out of it all. Can you image the lost earnings if we made drugs legal?

Problem is, the these same scum have become representative of the city, hence the jokes.