Wednesday, 7 January 2009

Bush Regime dictionary

With the Bush/Cheney regime on the way out, I provide a handy dictionary for future reference:

alternative energy sources: New locations to drill for gas and oil

bankruptcy: punishable crime except when committed by corporations

class warfare: any attempt to raise the minimum wage

climate change: the blessed day when the blue states are swallowed up by the sea

compassionate conservatism: concern for the very wealthy

Fox News: Faux News

free markets: Halliburton no-bid contracts

girly men: men who don’t grope

God: senior Presidential advisor

healthy forest: no tree left behind

laziness: when the poor are not working

leisure time: when the rich are not working

ownership society: where 1% of the population owns 90% of the wealth

pro-life: valuing human life up to birth

Senate: exclusive club - entry $10-30 million

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

These are hysterical, and right on the mark.

Anonymous said...

Brilliant! You shuld expand on this - make it a full doctionary. The bastards have given you plenty of scope!

Anonymous said...

Savant, will God remain as an advisor under the new administration?

Robbie

SAVANT said...

No Robbie, He's already packing His bags, I understand

here's a joke from eureferendum said...

However, the Jewish culture is known for its rich vein of humour - one of my favourites is Abe calling on God to fix the lottery for him, only for his number not to come up in the next draw. When Abe complains about being forsaken, the Heavens open up and a thunderous voice intones, "Abe! Abe! You are going to have to help me out here! Buy a smegging ticket!"