Saturday, 22 November 2008

Michael Jackson becomes a Muslim

Michael Jackson has converted to Islam and changed his name to Mikaeel, it has been claimed today. The 50-year-old singer, who has previously been photographed wearing a traditional Arab women's veil, reportedly became a Muslim in a ceremony at a friend's house in Los Angeles.

Wacko, who was raised as a Jehovah's Witness, is said to have sat on the floor and worn a small hat while an imam officiated at the home of Steve Porcaro, who composed music on his Thriller album.

His brother Jermaine Friday, previously hinted Jackson was considering converting to the religion. 'When I came back from Mecca I got him a lot of books and he asked me lots of things about my religion and I told him that it's peaceful and beautiful,' said Friday, who embraced the faith in 1989.

'He read everything and he was proud of me that I found something that would give me inner strength and peace. 'He could do so much, just like I am trying to do. Michael and I and the word of God, we could do so much.'

‘He also felt that as the Prophet (PBUH) spent so much time fucking children it opened up great possibilities for him to legally pursue his favourite activity’.


kerdasi amaq said...

Michael Jackson, he gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "passing for white'!

Anonymous said...

It's been said of MJ - 'in what other country in the world could a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white ..... woman?'

Rhein said...

How is that freak allowed to keep "his" children is beyond my comprehension. It's plain to see they're pure White, he just bought them, and had nothing to do with their conception. I'm willing to bet 50k right now on this. And now they're stuck living in the middle east with a pedophile "father". I especially pity the little girl, her life isn't going to be easy...

Anonymous said...

I think he's allowed keep them because the 'mother' didnt want them! Poor bastards - no cheap joke intended.