Tuesday, 29 July 2008

You may be a Taliban if....

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Savant what exactly is your profession?

You edit your posts until at least 11pm. Then there are no changes until about 11am. What boss would accept those times?

Unless you are infact a Nigerian drug dealer!

You've been welcomed into this country, been shown so much Irish hospitality and been given so much tax payers money that you nowdistinguish yourself from the other Nigerian refugee/criminals and believe you're as Irish as they come.

SAVANT said...

Astute observation, my friend. Indeed, I tend to leap out of bed at the crack of noon, and work late. My work? I head a specialised unit of an international IT consultancy and am judged on results, not time.

Anonymous said...

While this may seem humourless quibbling, I think you should delete the second photo. We need moderate (or apathetic) Muslims on our side, not rushing off to join Al-Qaeda in horror at your blasphemy.

latté island said...

Is it okay if I copied a sample of this at my blog? If it's not, please comment here & I'll remove it.

SAVANT said...

More than welcome, my friend. Checked out your blog and i like it. Why not mutually link?

latté island said...

Thanks, I'll add you to my blogroll, I was planning to do that anyway.