Everyone celebrates diversity in their own way. And that’s as it should be. The Mulhall sisters (both members of the oldest profession) and their mummy did it with Farah Noor, an asylum tourist from Somalia.
This particular cultural enricher, though a devout adherent of the Religion of Peace, proudly professed himself to be both a rapist and a murderer. He also had a kuffir lady as a lover – none other than the sisters’ mother. These splendid young ladies ended up by killing him and cutting up his body before disposing of it.
Why? Well, one shocking incident drove them to it. According to the Examiner, ‘matters came to a head when he made a pass at one of the sisters’. Is it any wonder they killed him?
Can you just imagine. They’re all at home, the girls counting the nights takings, when suddenly Noor makes an inappropriate remark. The poor innocent girls must have swooned with the shock. So they killed him. As one does in such circumstances.
Now the Court of Criminal Appeal has ruled that Linda’s 15 year sentence was invalid as the trial judge should have taken a psychiatrist’s report into account before sentencing. She might be back with us sooner than we thought.
Interestingly, according to the Examiner, ‘to this day, his head and penis were never found’. I never realised how easy it was to get rid of blackheads. And regarding the penis, hint to police: try shaking the ma.