Your Savant has pointed out in some earlier posts, here and here, how the Curch is going to great and imaginative lengths to defend its dwindling revenue base.
Look below for what SS UberPope Benedikt has come up with. Should get the crowds streaming back and parting with their money like the good old days.
Who said... ?(1)
"Conscience is that inner voice that tells us that - someone is looking"
A: HL Menken
Who said... ?(2)
"My feeing as a Christian points me to my Lord and Saviour as a fighter.As a Christian I have a duty to my own people"
A: Adolf Hitler!! (maybe he said it to "Pope Ben" when he was in the Hitler Youth?)