Thursday, 20 September 2007

Church defends revenue base - update

Your Savant has pointed out in some earlier posts, here and here, how the Curch is going to great and imaginative lengths to defend its dwindling revenue base.

Look below for what SS UberPope Benedikt has come up with. Should get the crowds streaming back and parting with their money like the good old days.

Who said... ?(1)

"Conscience is that inner voice that tells us that - someone is looking"

A: HL Menken

Who said... ?(2)

"My feeing as a Christian points me to my Lord and Saviour as a fighter.As a Christian I have a duty to my own people"

A: Adolf Hitler!! (maybe he said it to "Pope Ben" when he was in the Hitler Youth?)


Anonymous said...

Those who can't believe that wine can convert into the body of Christ may believe that lager might do the trick.

Anonymous said...

Not funny - do you hold nothing sacred?

SAVANT said...

Fiona again - i thought i told you to get to a nunnery? fyi, the only thing i hold sacred is my body, which adorns the home page.

SAVANT said...

Excellent point Rob - i'm sure thats what he had in mind

Anonymous said...

Do i get the impression that you dont like Ben, Savant?

Anonymous said...

Did Hitler REALLY say that?